Actually, we're here to play cool

Lon 2022-03-17 09:01:04

Compared with the
original cast of the previous game, it has a stronger lineup.
Same style, but intensified.
Basically a movie like this: Well, gunfights and conspiracies are important, but being handsome is the real deal; I'm so cool and busy.

It's actually quite relaxing to look at. Whoever is the coolest will be the safest to pull.
But even so, there are a lot of funny jokes.
1. As a good cook, if someone orders roast pork rice + tequila, remember to run away as soon as possible.
2. Quentin/Rodriguez two sluts, why don't they really shoot Machete.
3. The biggest highlight is that the people of the whole city are on fire and coup with the army, so it feels like HotFuzz (there is also an old lady with two guns).
4. Banderas broke a child in the previous episode, and Depp also broke a child in this episode, so they are both Shotacon.
5. If you are hit in the foot by a blind man, don't cry out in pain, so as not to expose the position of your head (haha).
6. The new guys from Banderas, as always, pull the wind, the difference is that this time they are all gone. RIP, ancestors.

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Extended Reading
  • Norval 2022-04-21 09:01:50

    Maybe this movie is really bad, but I love it!

  • Gabriel 2021-11-17 08:01:27

    I want to give 4.5, the style is outstanding, and the actors are also great. The final outcome can be said to be all decisive, fair enough. The music is very good~! ! By the way, the wife in the Banderas play is very beautiful. But in general, the story is still very out of nothing. However, the momentum + rhythm + action are much better than "October Besieged City" which also wants to achieve its effect. And there is no shortage of humor~

Once Upon a Time in Mexico quotes

  • [a cartel soldier sees El Mariachi coming and goes for his gun, but El Mariachi gets there first and aims his shotgun]

    El Mariachi: [in Spanish] What do you want in life?

    [the soldier throws his gun away]

    El Mariachi: [in English] Good choice.

    [knocks him unconscious]

  • Agent Sands: [after Belini finishes his story about El Mariachi] Well... that is truly unbelievable.