The story is too silly! The actor is so handsome! !

Ryley 2022-01-25 08:03:48

At first I thought this was the Harry Potter version of bullets: a boy who was tired of his current life was suddenly stranded into a complicated story that he didn’t understand, but suddenly someone wanted his life and someone tried hard. I want to teach him great skills. He discovered that he not only possessed unique talents, but also carried a shocking secret in his life experience. A big demon who wanted to destroy the world killed his dad, so he rose up! He practiced divine art hard, he avenged his father! There is a beautiful girl who encourages him. How proud!
Suddenly, the conversation turned, ah, it really became a bloody martial artist.
It turns out that the big demon is not actually the big devil but his incognito father, and the real big devil pretends to be a good person by his side, and he is pure, kind and silly, and he was used by others.
So the boy got up again, and finally got rid of the bad guys.
It's a pity that the pretty girl stood on the wrong team at first, and after she completely beat her, I helped the guy clean up the enemy, and she also wore her braids.
That's it.

The silly fragments in the movie:
1. The man in the opening of the movie struggling to enter the elevator, and then turned back and squatted down to start his luck. The air in front of him was distorted, and he made a cooing sound. My first reaction was that it was not from West Tox. Is the toad work? ! Then, this person actually raised his leg and ran out again. I said to my heart, are you so short of a run-up distance of less than two meters.
2. Using a special function is more like taking drugs, the sound and the picture are really not new and not very beautiful. The most stupid thing is that as long as everyone inside wants to make a turn when the bullets fly, they must throw the gun out of the back in a half circle, and practice the sword drawing technique in the heart of the sword.
3. Decipher the instructions from the heavens on a piece of woven cloth: use the awkward binary system to indicate the skipped stitches of the loom, and then simply read the name of the person corresponding to the English letter. God, that's a piece of cloth, it's not a wordless book, and it's not high-tech at all. It's too embarrassing! And God knows that the names of different cropped areas must be different. And the most important thing is that reading this piece of cloth is such a simple, non-technical but important matter that only the black old man is responsible for it, and there is no supervision over the abuse of power, and the system is flawed! Otherwise, there won't be so many troubles.
4. Repairing the pool: I must say that this pool is too clever and unreliable. Just lie down and the injury will heal soon. But what is this pond? Judging from the many scenes that have appeared in the pool, this is a wax bath, where the candle melts and then slowly solidifies in the human body. This may well be borrowed from women’s hair removal products! Either the skin of James is so smooth and delicate when he finishes soaking the pool for the first time, or the uninjured jolie has to go naked to soak! Skin care!
5. Stupid little details: James bought a bunch of peanut butter (from the time he took it, it can be seen that there are at most 3 to 4 kinds, many bottles of each kind), and the cashier turned out to be a bottle of bottle by bar code, james Hold your arms and wait. God, even the aunt in the supermarket downstairs in my house knows this situation. Just scan the bar code once and enter the number. . . .
6. The black old man sloan obviously ran away, so he had to rush to find james, but he was cleaned up. Isn't this going to kill him?
Alas, forget it, this kind of lack of wisdom sparks too much in this movie.

Not to mention the troublesome, let's praise how handsome the protagonists of this movie are: my old love jolie and new love james!
James's electric eyes: He seemed to be acting as becoming jane even when he scolded the female boss. It was too affectionate. Such electric eyes appeared many times and it was really unbearable.
Jolie's figure: Is this still praised by me? It's awesome. In a speeding ride, I used long legs to control the steering wheel. In a race, the back was naked and naked, but everyone liked to go out in the bath. It was really seductive.
During the period, James’ topless body, a lot of muscles, and countless jolie’s flashy eyes and bad smiles were also interspersed during the period. They are definitely a guarantee of the box office, and it is worth seeing them!
Especially the circular shot that Jolie fired at the end! So handsome, so distressing!

PS Let’s discuss boringly the bullets inside
. 1. The arc movement of the bullet.
As mentioned earlier, the director believes that the bullet throwing the gun must be used to fly the arc, but what effect can this action have? At most, give the bullet a linear velocity that is the same as the speed of the pistol, but it is impossible to arc in this way: 1. The ratio of this velocity to the initial velocity of the bullet is too small, and the composite velocity is still forward. 2. Even if the speed is high enough, the bullet will not be affected by the swinging force after it flies out. It is only affected by the air resistance on the horizontal plane. How can the bullet fly in an oblique straight line at most, and how can it turn?
If everyone’s superpowers made the bullet turn around, why did you shake him? It’s not a waste of time, and it also exposes your next move.
2. Jolie should actually not be able to hit himself-at least I hope this is the
reason: Jolie's bullet moves in a circular motion, (assuming that the idea of ​​superpower provides a continuous and stable centripetal force), and has shot several heads in a row, even if it doesn't count. Air resistance, the speed of this bullet will also decrease due to the resistance of penetrating the human head. Therefore, according to the centripetal force unchanged, the linear velocity will decrease, and the radius of motion will inevitably decrease. Eventually, it will take a spiral and fly over in front of jolie. ——This is my obsession that I don’t want jolie to die

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Extended Reading
  • Toney 2022-03-20 09:01:17

    Wanted is stylish, energetic popcorn fare with witty performances from Angelina Jolie (playing an expert assassin), James McAvoy, and Morgan Freeman that help to distract from its absurdly over-the-top plot.

  • Isobel 2022-03-19 09:01:03

    This is the first time I think AngelinaJolie is more playful and no longer coquettish. She has a very good figure and cool tattoos. It is safe to watch her kill. However, the names of the characters displayed on the loom seem to be a bit far-fetched, and the story frame is too thin, but the special effects attached to the ribs frame are willing to spend money. The whole story seems a bit dark and humorous, and it is quite enjoyable.

Wanted quotes

  • The Butcher: You are a pussy!

    Wesley: I'm not a pussy. I got a healthy respect for the human... condition.

    The Butcher: Fuck that! You are a pussy!

  • Wesley: [after killing first target] What did he do to deserve to die? You don't know. I didn't know if he was bad. I didn't know if he was evil. I didn't know anything about him. We get orders from a loom; fate. And we're supposed to take enough faith in what we're doing is right. Killing someone we know nothing about. I don't know if I can do that.

    Fox: About twenty years ago, there was this girl. Her dad was a federal judge, so she probably had it in her mind that she would follow in his footsteps. So she's home one Christmas, and her dad's on this big racketeering case. The defendant wanted to get a softer judge who they could buy off. So they hired this guy, Max Petridge, to get him to pay her father a visit. And the way he pays people a visit is to break in, and tie up their loved ones, and force them to watch while he burns his targets alive. And then he takes a wire hanger, twists it around, and brands his initials into each one of them so they will never ever forget. After I was recruited into the Fraternity, I found out that Max Petridge's name had come up, weeks before the federal judge was killed, and that a Fraternity member had failed to pull the trigger. We don't know how far the ripples of our decisions go. We kill one, and maybe save a thousand. That's the code of the Fraternity. That's what we believe in, and that's why we do it.