Nonsense

Brady 2022-03-18 09:01:02

The story tells the story of a man who still "stands" after 40 years and insists on practicing his virtuosity as a boy, finally encounters the so-called destined person and is not safe. It is funny, the routine is mediocre, the plot is acceptable, and the funny plot is OK. Part of it is a bit blunt, but in general, it's pretty good because it has a lot of "bad jokes" rides (as far as masculinity is concerned).

You can watch the film casually, and it passed easily. The actor was embarrassed because he was in his 40s and hadn't succeeded in shooting a cannon and flying a plane. To put it bluntly, he was an old virgin. Everyone should know that this 20-year-old virgin is fine. It's normal; a 30-year-old virgin has problems; after 40 years old, he is still a virgin. . . It is very likely that his happiness in this life will be a lot less, and our male protagonist is just such a "boy" who is over 40 and sets up a tent every morning. This "boy boy" is nothing more than a monk in China. The big deal is to let a boat go to Penglai Xiandao in ancient times. Modern marriage advertisements might even include personal advantages, but it's difficult in such an open country. If it is done, people will inevitably think that if this guy is not a father-in-law, he is not capable? Or is it sick, but there is little JJ? Either the broken sleeve is a total sufferer? Or psychological BT, a killer? People in the rice-grain country don't often associate sex with marriage. There are many people who don't get married. On the contrary, there are many people who don't have sex after a long time in marriage. So a series of lewd (oh, no, ridiculous) stories happened.

The so-called food sex is also ~ I have encountered this sentence three times today, once in an advertisement, once in a chat with friends, and once in the end of the world. It can be said that the Liba people have to go, but do we really need to have sex? This is about the instincts of male prostitutes. The instinct of sex first, love later, can make big men think of round breasts and white p-strands when they see long hair, and finally reach wet holes. It's inferior, and the more you lie down, the more hooligans you get. I want to get to know a woman in less than three minutes and drag him to the small black house next door. What are you doing? Therefore, sex is really needed, because even if you guys still have a little ability, if you have nothing to do, you will think about this. Of course, you have to satisfy your physical instinct from time to time, but this. . . It should not be the final result.

Human beings are magical creatures. Humans have established a system of society. I always think that society is an organized society, which is composed of various organizations, large and small, and the family is the smallest cell unit of society. What is a family? If the so-called family is confirmed according to the current social system, it should be understood as a long-term common life relationship composed of two human individuals, one female and one male, and is maintained by mutual affection and love. In order to maintain this relationship, both parties in the family should usually establish a long-term, stable, and unique sexual relationship with each other. In the eyes of ordinary people, the extraordinary behavior of one party can easily cause the breakdown of family relations.

The contradiction between instinct and family relationship has risen to the contradiction between nature and human social organization and even human civilization. How we deal with the relationship between the two is related to the stability of the superstructure of society.

what to do? I have a body of male hormones that stimulate my head and need to vent. I also have a warm family? Although my wife follows me every night, it's like eating too much home-cooked food. I can count the number of miscellaneous hairs on the dish even with my eyes closed. I really want to eat wild vegetables occasionally. . .

This is the clash of civilization and instinct, the clash of modernity and primitiveness, where should we go? Is it to give up stability and pursue excitement? Or do you endure the humiliation and stick to your chastity?

I once saw a piece of news from the country of rice grains, saying that some associations with the themes of true love and abstinence have emerged in the university. Non-physical? I don’t know. At this stage in our country, “wildflower picking” has changed from an industry to an industry. Think about it, if this industry is banned, who will rent so many small houses? Who will pay all the electricity bills? There are so many zheng fu yao yuan who are still deflated but still want to spend their zang kuan? To ban it, it is far from easy.

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  • Bethany 2022-03-24 09:01:12

    20140504jtl Apato Slut Gang’s first work, swear words, lower body jokes, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, since nerd comedy began to dominate the screen. It's a bit lengthy, the quality of the jokes is average, and many of the dialogue scenes are of TV drama level. The essence of the screenwriter is to cater to the overall American public psychology, happy and harmless, and everyone is happy. One minute for the first time and two hours for the second time. 3.5

  • Adriel 2021-10-20 19:00:32

    U know how I know ur gay? because ur Steve Carell ,hahaha

The 40-Year-Old Virgin quotes

  • David: You know how I know that you're gay?

    Cal: How?

    David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".

    Cal: You know how I know you're gay?

    David: How?

    Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

    David: You know how I know that you're gay?

    Cal: How?

    David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".

    Cal: That's gay?

    David: [loses his second "Mortal Kombat" match] Goddamn it!

    Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off. And now I'm throwing it at your body.

    [David's character explodes]

    Cal: [shouts] Fuck you!

    David: Aww...

  • Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.

    Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I *am* the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!"