Cady Heron
When you get bit by a snake.You are supposed to suck the poison out.That's what I had to do.Suck all the poison out of my life.
Miss Caroline Krafft seriously needed to pluck her eyebrows.
Her outfit looked like it was picked out by a blind Sunday school teacher.She had 99% lip gloss on her snaggletooth.
And that's when I realized making fun of Caroline Krafft wouldn't stop her from beating me in this contest.
Calling sombody else fat won't make you any skinner.
Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.
And running Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier.
All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
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