Foreword: I like the director's "Blade Runner 2049", "Dune" and "Border Slayer" very much, "Arrival" and "Prisoner" are also good, and then I saw that the director also made this "Enemy", which is still my favorite. My favorite suspense thriller has a score of 7. It is still ranked 18th in Canada. The unrated trailer is still so exciting, so I immediately downloaded the Blu-ray HD version with great anticipation, and watched it with great interest after taking a shower :( The following is my first impression after watching it. It must be very different from those gods who hold stinky feet, pretend to be 13, show their IQ, check and analyze film reviews everywhere, drag and drop films repeatedly, and then pretend to write a film review to show their talents ha)
1. I wipe! As soon as it comes up, there are large-scale shots, stimulation, or a pregnant woman? It flashed by, so strange! ?
2. What kind of performance is this group of perverts watching? Hey, the performance is still quite exciting, why did it stop abruptly when I took out the spider and stretched my foot out? What is the show, WTF?
3. The male protagonist's girlfriend is quite beautiful. It's strange. Their bed scenes were filmed so well. Why did the girlfriend suddenly get up and leave with her pants up? Who is that naked pregnant woman who flashes by? People are different, WTF? ! ?
4. The director's characteristics are really slow! ! ! Slowly and slowly, so slowly that I gradually lost interest and patience, rub it, isn't it the history teacher of Nima University who found out that there is an actor who looks exactly the same as himself? It's such a simple thing, I've been with your mother for so long, and I haven't seen Nima's awesome details, scenes, shots, and chickens. I haven't done it so slowly...
5. The key is that you asked the male protagonist to find his girlfriend again. This is the third time. The first two times were inexplicable. In the middle of the process, the girlfriend suddenly lifted her pants and left. Wipe, come again for the third time: the girlfriend touched the male lead, the male lead said that labor and management wanted to change the student papers, while you cool off, the girlfriend fell asleep on her stomach, and the male lead was bored, and ran to her girlfriend, the girlfriend was lying on her stomach Yes, the male protagonist pressed up, I thought it was a late entry, but everything turned into a missionary style again, which is not a problem, suddenly it was in progress, my girlfriend got up and lifted her pants again, leaving me to return to the male protagonist Question together: WTF? ! ? ! ! ? WHY? ! ?
6. Is there a giant spider in the sky covering the entire gray city? ! ? WT F, isn't it a suspense thriller? Is there still a science fiction element that the director is good at? ! ? Spider appeared for the second time?️? Is it related to the first pervert club performance? ️ Spider? ! ? WTF
7. As the male protagonist of a history teacher, he is nervous to meet a male protagonist who looks exactly the same as himself. It is normal to be curious. Why is this forced to be so preoccupied and not sneaking around? Ah? On the contrary, the reaction of the dragon actors is normal, right? Wtf? ! Anyway, the director who was 80 pats behind finally got to the point, the person who wants to meet is not so sleepy anymore.
8. As soon as we met, the history teacher, the male protagonist, was stubborn, unwilling, and thoughtful: This is a bad idea, we shouldn’t meet, and ran away (I swipe, the idea of meeting was brought up by yourself, Why did you go to someone else's company just to meet you, pretending to be someone else, deceived the security guard and took someone else's private letter, looked for the address on the letter, and called the phone number on the letter to ask to meet, WTF? Why did you regret running away after meeting each other!)
9. The color embryo dragon set actor followed the history teacher's girlfriend and found that the girl was handsome and in good shape, so he found the history teacher and asked three times: Did you marry my wife? ✖️3 The labor and management are so confused that they didn't explain much in the movie! WTF! ? ! The dragon actor continued: "I don't care about labor and capital, you sleep with my wife, and I will take your girlfriend for a romantic walk. Even if it is even, we will not owe each other in the future!" WTF? ? ? ? Then I asked the male protagonist to take off his clothes and pants for him, and the male protagonist did the same! WTF
10. The color embryo dragon set actor is looking for the male protagonist and his girlfriend, and he started to roll the sheets as he wished, but! Halfway through the roll, the history teacher actually found something wrong. The front of the movie spent a lot of space to pave the way for the dragon actor and the history teacher male lead. They look exactly the same, have the same facial hair, the same abdominal scars, and the same voice , and guess what? When the history teacher, male protagonist and girlfriend rode on the dragon actor and exerted all his strength, he held the dragon actor's hand and found that his fingers had traces of rings (the history teacher was not married and had no rings, and the dragon actor married his wife and his belly was six months old, I have been wearing the ring all the time, and I took it off when I was chic.) Nima could find it, and then the history teacher's girlfriend went crazy, aren't you my boyfriend? Who are you so special? This is already her fourth sex scene. She pulled away during the fourth time, and the only time labor and management understood the reason why she was ruthless with 13, although it was super far-fetched... Then what she didn't understand was that she still had sex with her. The dragon actor got in the car? The car quarreled and got into a car accident and hung up together. . .
11. The history teacher felt that he could not suffer any losses, so he went to the actor's house, but I think he would definitely be discovered by the actor's wife if he went so stubbornly, as expected, he was very quick He was discovered by the actor's wife, but the actor's wife accepted him and called him stay. They still have complete sex, and they are the only complete sex in the whole movie... (1.5 seconds)
12. After the sex, the next morning, the belly-bellied wife of the dragon actor was taking a shower. The history teacher and the male protagonist took the entrance key of the dragon actor's erotic perverted performance club, and asked the dragon actor's wife to say that I had something to come back later tonight. The big belly wife is actually a super invincible spider? ️Spider? ️Spider?️ The whole film is over! ! ! WTF! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
The front was super procrastination and slow, and the sex in the back suddenly turned into a big spider and stopped abruptly. The labor and management were startled by the close-up of the big spider, and they were also startled by the sudden end of the film! Then I flipped through the film review, and the film review said it was fine, the filming was skillful and handled well, and the labor and management were taken aback again! ! !
The Jingfen movies "Deadly ID" and "Fight Club" are very good-looking, and you can almost see that they are Jingfen after watching them. You fucking want to do this, each has a background position, a girlfriend and a wife, they even met together, and they both went to sleep with each other's female ticket, and a big spider hovering in the air, the labor and management thought it was a sci-fi clone, an identical egg Twins, parallel worlds, what's going on? You continue to hold your stinky feet and pretend to be your 13. You can see at a glance that you are showing off your intelligence quotient. Obviously, the director's film is quite stinky. You have to say it's delicious! Forgive labor and capital not to accompany you!
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