2021.10.04
In the 1960s, during the Cold War between the East and the West, influenced by the official announcements of the two sides, in the eyes of most people, the CIA and the Soviet KGB should be at odds and die. In fact, the two not only know each other and have contacts with each other, but also interact with each other from high-level to grass-roots level, and even have private friendships overtly or covertly. As the saying goes, fighting is not broken, and harmony is different. It is quite a gentleman's demeanor in ancient times. The CIA executive Adrian watched his agent Napoleon Soro and Soviet agent Kuryakin play in the bathroom and didn't care. When they came in, they greeted each other in a friendly way. In fact, the two agents didn't have any deep hatred, but the fight just now didn't determine the winner, and then it was just a PK.
The two world's largest intelligence agencies agreed to work together to rescue Dr. Udo Taylor, who developed the atomic bomb for the neo-Nazi group, and retrieve his research results, which is a computer hard drive, so Solo and Curry Yajin's deadly enemy just now became a partner in an instant. After the executives of the two sides left, the two agents began a war of words to expose their shortcomings. It turned out that the two were two bitter gourds on a vine, and they were both forced to make a living. It was probably that Soro's words were too bitter, stinging Kuriakin, and the two almost overturned the table and did it again. Although Soro and Kuryakin have become partners, the two people from different worlds in the East and the West are still very different in terms of politics, culture, and life. They are at each other's throats when it comes to matching clothes for Miss Taylor. up. Facing the two handsome guys, Taylor seemed to be in love with Solo, but resisted Kuriakin, but the organization arranged for Kuriakin to pretend to be her fiancé, so she had to give up.
In Rome, Italy, Solo, who goes by the pseudonym of antique dealer Jack Tiffany, and Kuryakin, who goes by the pseudonym of Soviet architect Ilya, are arguing again because they were stalked and robbed. The tall and handsome Kuriakin was an old-fashioned, restrained person, and an alcoholic who liked American jazz and dancing, Miss Taylor, who was indifferent to Miss Taylor's provocation, but cared for her and coaxed her. Sleep on the bed, cover the quilt and leave. On the other hand, Solo is a playboy. As soon as he checked into the hotel, he hooked up with the front desk clerk for a night. He didn't let anyone leave in the morning. He had to stay for another five minutes. The beauty went to the bathroom naked and returned him, "I know your five minutes How long is it, Mr. Tiffany." Solo accidentally discovered a monitor hidden in the alarm clock, took the detector to sweep the room, and found a bunch of Russian-made monitors. Kim's door, and return all the monitors to him. Unexpectedly, Kuryakin also returned to the house and took out an American-made monitor and returned it to him.
At the reception of the shipping company, Solo struck up a conversation with Victoria Venchiquera and showed her the unique skills of stealing, which made Victoria interested in him and asked him to come to the company early tomorrow morning to discuss help She completed the collection series, and here Gaby and Kuryakin met Uncle Rudy, but Uncle Rudy was full of doubts about this architect from a socialist country, and he didn't like it, and said he looked like a laborer. , humiliating him "Most communists would not appreciate her Germanic aristocratic blood, and a good German girl would never cross a racehorse with an ordinary labor horse." Uncle Rudy also refused to meet Gaby before marriage. A request from her father's side. Curiakin, who was frustrated one after another, was so furious that he finally couldn't help beating up three provocative Italian boys in the public toilet, and calculated a bad breath. Gaby showed his hand because he helped to make the car, which attracted the attention of racing driver Alexander Venchiquera, but failed to approach her. In the evening, Solo slipped into Kuryakin and Gaby's room, and the two sides exchanged information.
In the dead of night, the two started to act at the same time, but unexpectedly met in a narrow way. Both wanted to act alone, but neither wanted to leave, so they had to act together, so the two started the American-Soviet skill competition. Solo used the most advanced in the United States, polished by carbon dioxide laser, and the indestructible boron cut the barbed wire one by one. Here, Kuryakin used carbon dioxide laser to cut a large gap in the barbed wire neatly, and the tool for breaking Or the advanced technology of the Soviet Union. When they entered the room, the two of them tried to unlock the lock again. This time, the Soviets couldn't do it. They didn't open it for a long time while wearing a stethoscope. The Americans fiddled with the lock in a second. Entering the experimental building, the two began to divide and cooperate, one was responsible for the top and the other was responsible for the bottom, but nothing was achieved. When the security guard came, the Soviets swung a big-eared melon seed behind the back and stunned the security guard, which aroused the curiosity of the Americans. The Soviets introduced it at the KGB, which we call "kissing". This skill takes several years of practice to master. Although he didn't fall down, he was actually completely unconscious, don't touch him, he'll keep doing this for twenty minutes. Beating the Soviets used a side-by-side approach.
They finally discovered the secret passage. Facing a security door with a complex password, the American began to show his unique skills, explaining the operation and opening it quickly. However, the alarm device was also triggered, the bell rang loudly, and the two accelerated their progress. The security guards came up, and after a shootout, the two jumped on a speedboat. The Soviets took up their boat skills and didn't want to throw the Americans out of the speedboat. The Americans climbed ashore, got into the cab of a truck, and found that there was wine and food, so they turned on the onboard music, listening to songs, drinking wine, and tasting food, while enjoying the patrols of the Soviets driving speedboats and security guards The boat was playing in circles back and forth in the river, and finally saw the Soviet speedboat was hit and sank. I originally wanted to leave, but I thought something was wrong. This is too TM and not enough buddy loyalty, so I drove directly into the river. The patrol boat sank. Solo rescues the dying Kuryakin from the bottom of the river, and the friendship between the two goes a step further. However, the big movement they made caused Victoria's attention and surprise. No one answered the phone in the room at Solo's hotel. Victoria was shocked and led someone to the hotel. She opened the door and Solo was wearing a bathrobe with a bath towel around his neck. Victoria's ecstatic moaning came from Kuryakin's monitor in the opposite room. Uncle Rudy invites his niece to meet and discuss important matters.
At noon the next day, Uncle Rudy personally drove Gaby to pick him up for lunch at Vinciquera's manor, and Curiakin followed. I didn't want Gaby to pour the beans in the bamboo tube as soon as he got there, and he did all the tricks. Curiakin, who was listening, was taken aback and hurriedly packed up the equipment and ran away. Solo came to meet Victoria. He was full of confidence and thought, "I gave her everything." He went to the underground torture room and was tied to an electric chair. Uncle Rudy was exposed, revealing the true face of the Nazi executioner. This Uncle Rudy was dull from a young age. He spent a painful childhood often being bullied by other children, and also learned to enjoy pain and fear. The Second World War gave him an unprecedented historical opportunity to appreciate the pain and fear of others. In World War II, the Nazis were notorious, bringing up the creepy murderous demons of the Dark Angel of Ravensburg and the Butcher of Belsen. , The doctor in the Fifth Rider Apocalypse was done by Uncle Rudy alone. After World War II, Uncle Rudy hid under the protection of his accomplices, continued his research, invented the electric chair, and today happened to use Solo for his experiments. After one round, Solo had already bled from his nostrils, and he might lose his life in another round. At the critical moment, Kuryakin came after the trail and rescued Solo. After a tick, the two evened out.
Uncle Rudy was tied back to the electric chair. The broken electric chair broke again after one round. Uncle Rudy was also scared to pee. The two agents came out to discuss the matter of going to the island to save people from the nuclear bomb robbery. Here, Uncle Rudy wanted to take the opportunity to untie and was fooling around, but the electric chair automatically resumed work, making a smoke from Uncle Rudy's seven orifices. Uncle Di was already immersed in the raging fire. The helicopter landed on the island, and Gaby finally saw his father. Sure enough, his father was temporarily confused to develop a nuclear bomb for the Nazis. When he regretted and woke up, he was already deep in it and couldn't extricate himself. The arrival of his daughter gave him hope again. How to act to fool these Nazis. The two agents boarded the U.S. helicopter. Solo received a phone call from the CIA's boss, Adrian, to follow the command of the British Naval Intelligence Service to attack the island, rescue Dr. Taylor, make sure to get the computer hard drive, and kill the Soviet agent if necessary. , what the hell? This is the rhythm of turning around. It turned out that the British had turned against Gaby long ago, and set up a bureau to wait for the Nazis to take the bait. In order to attack the island, the British used aircraft carriers and special forces. At that time, the British could still use aircraft carriers to show off their strength. Today, there is only one old aircraft carrier left in the dignified British Royal Navy, and they can only come to the South China Sea to gain a sense of presence. The glorious British Empire in the past is really what it is today. Not what it used to be, it's getting darker.
After entering the island, the two agents found that Dr. Taylor had been shot and killed. Gaby was taken to the car by Alexander and fled, so the two agents turned on the drag racing mode and chased, and finally killed the Nazis, rescued Gaby, and got the computer hard drive. At this time, Victoria had already crossed the sea, carrying a nuclear bomb on an old fishing boat to the high seas. The submarine that came to pick up not far away had surfaced, and it would take five minutes to climb on the submarine that the Nazis came to pick up. Victoria, who considers herself infallible, answered the wireless phone from the British aircraft carrier, unaware that Solo was deliberately delaying the call with her in order to lock the position of her fishing boat through the wireless signal. Just when Victoria was triumphant and wanted to hang up the phone, another missile she made without a nuclear warhead fell from the sky, hit the fishing boat accurately, and a boat was buried in the sea with the nuclear bomb. Kuryakin received a call from the KGB boss Oleg, threatening his father's life and forcing him to get a computer hard drive, which is a major event related to controlling the world. Putting down the phone, Kuria Gold frantically smashed all the furniture in the room to vent his distress.
Kuryakin came to Soro's room, Soro found that his expression was wrong, and quietly made preparations. The two partners who had passed away had to fight for the interests of their respective countries and fought desperately. Just as they were on the verge of fighting, Solo threw something to Kuriakin, who caught what appeared to be his father's watch that had been stolen. An excited Kuryakin blurted out, "Do you know what my mission is?" Solo replied, "Just like mine, kill me if necessary and get the hard drive." After the showdown, the two reached a consensus to destroy the hard drive. "I hate working with you, Russian", "You're a bad spy, cowboy," the two of them said ironically, mocking each other insincerely. The British came to inform them that after they made peace, your group will not be disbanded for the time being, and you have a new mission, so everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
It should be said that this ending is too perfunctory and seriously unrealistic. Not only is it anticlimactic, it is simply a failure, and it can completely construct a perfect ending with the best of both worlds. The cooperation between the United States and the Soviet Union is an expedient measure, the struggle is inevitable, the ideological struggle is irreconcilable, and the conflict of interests is life-and-death. Looking back today, it does not conform to the historical development trend. However, it is quite in line with the consistent style of the British. From ancient times to the present, the British have been messing around all over the world. Many historical disputes and contradictions in the world today are the result of the messing up by the scumbag.
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