The Marxist (Could Seinfeld use this in his comedy??)

This is a quote from the comedy act "Don Du laugh" tone in Seinfeld, I tried to be as funny as possible, maybe a little too long. I think Seinfeld is more inclined towards comedy of character (character comedy) than comedy of situation (plot comedy), oh, it should be comedy of speaking more accurately. Cramer is my favorite, I can't stop laughing every time I come out, especially the second season episode when I fell over because of being sensitive to someone's voice, dizzy, cramps in my hands and feet.

The Marxist
I always confused when people tell me he is a Marxist(Marxist). What does that mean? I don't know. You are the vegetarian, you don't eat meat. milk ,egg ,it's ok.. That's clear.
(turn slightly and change direction)
Well. Let's see the the structuralist. They believe in the beginning was the Word, but, you guys never concern the meaning ,I love you is the same as I hate you ,am I right?
(Frown, shrug) Yean ,good luck to you.
So, the Marxist. Think about ,Marx? The dead man? I mean, seriously , He's dead! Hello! Dead! Over! Finished ! The end ! What do you people want from him? How can you just say you are a Marxist and then walk away. What ,you think that's a magic word , solve all the prombles?
You know, thousands upon thousands of years people are seeking the answer for the ultimate answer : the essence of life. Oh you are the nihilism of course you don't care, you just skip it you loser~but what did Marxist get you?
Oh ~the communist Party! How can I foget it?! They have the ultimate answer, like the superman they got the power , they know how to hold the world! When we are children didn't we all be told that the world is consist of matter, it never be influenced by the way we perceive the key to all the questions?
(speaking faster when reciting the above paragraph, preferably with a disdainful expression)
So tell me more, where are we going? What could happen in the future will my mother come to see me next weekend will my boss pay me more? How about the CPI?
Maybe we should ask the chinese ,I heard that they were forbided from taking a walk whit your friends on the street someday on May 2008(Chengdu) but they are absolutely allowed to be carzy about the Olympus Fire. They stood on the street shouting yelling waving for a whole day just for taking a glance of it ,somebody even cried. Can you believe this? That's ridiculous. Seems they don't have other things to do. Who are they ? The offspring of Prometheus ? They talk about nothing except the fire. What a world we living in!
So Yeah, ask them, the hundred-per centist, they know exactly how the Marxist works. And I just want my normal life back, go to HK for a rock show ,say, LOU REED ,THE SMASHING PUMKINS, who knows?
(End)


O, isn't it funny? Maybe I need more sence of humor .Maybe more BLACK BOOKS?!

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