A super thick rubber raincoat and a pair of high-top thick rubber rain boots

Guadalupe 2022-03-21 09:01:18

I always thought Superman was a hero movie, but I was wrong. It's a cross between a family movie and a disaster movie. We saw Superman's mom, Superman's dead dad, Superman's ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend, ex-girlfriend's son. It really surprises me that Superman's relationship with his ex-girlfriend didn't turn into a romance! The highlight of this film is the various disasters that have occurred in the United States, the space shuttle that is about to crash, the 777 that is about to be planted on the baseball field (I don't understand why it falls on the baseball field every time), and the luxurious cut into two sections. Yacht, a rocky island similar to kingkong (it is indeed a stunt made by a group of people). In fact, if there is no Superman, it will definitely be a good horror disaster film.
It lasted for 2 and a half hours, and it was only because of the support of the old Superman music that I insisted on watching it. By the way, the long credits in the opening credits are so cool, I wonder if the Star Wars opening credits were changed directly. Later I was hopeful that Superman would fight evil alien forces this time, but of course I was wrong again.
I also made a serious mistake, I always thought that Superman's costume was like Desiree shouting "I'm Superman" and it automatically appeared. After watching this movie, I realized that Daredevil is wearing a super thick rubber raincoat and a pair of high-top thick rubber rain boots. A few close-ups in the film allowed me to take a closer look at Superman's outfit, the brightly colored rubber stuffed with dots that looked a lot like a household item. What I particularly admire is that he wears such thick clothes to work every day, with a shirt and tie suit over the outside. What I admire more is that Superman is so skilled at changing his clothes, and he takes off all the camouflage outside at once. But I still don't understand how he could have such thick wellies on his feet. And how do you defecate in a one-piece rubber raincoat?
Americans just have the guts to downgrade Superman to an ordinary person in a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown. It turns out that Superman is also human, and after being stripped of his clothes, he has the same hair as everyone else. But is Superman naked in a human hospital still Superman?
There are many unsolved mysteries in the film. For example, the good-hearted girlfriend of the villain tries to dissuade the villain from giving up his sinful plans. And the big villain is not fierce at all, and after a few complaints, he resignedly gave up his grand plan. In fact, the villain is not the most evil, he just picked up a few crystals from the glacier, stole a piece of ore from the museum, and tried to get rich by reclaiming the sea. The stone prodded him twice. And Superman forced the land he just built and sent it to outer space, and in the process caused a serious collapse accident and killed several people! What I don't understand even more is why when Superman pushes large chunks of land into space, only ordinary rocks fall down while minerals that are deadly to him remain. And Superman is already in outer space, why is his cloak still fluttering in the wind?
The villain said an absolutely correct sentence: "Mind over muscle!" Is Superman wearing a beautiful rubber raincoat and a brute force. . .

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Superman Returns quotes

  • Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me my job back.

    Perry White: Don't thank me. Thank Norm Parker for dying!

    Jimmy Olsen: It was his time.

  • Kitty Kowalski: Your friends give me the creeps.

    Lex Luthor: Prison is a creepy place, Kitty, and one needs to make creepy friends in order to survive. On the inside, even my talents were worth less than a carton of cigarettes and a sharp piece of metal in your pocket.