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Tre 2022-10-15 09:49:00

The protagonist: Washington, the Axe of the Fallen Sakura, turned into an enhanced version of Wolverine of the gasoline chainsaw. Sam Adams is a beer-selling fraternity president, anti-science, racist & sexist, with a hat at the end of the "America Calls You" poster meme. Edison was a woman or Chinese, dressed as Iron Man, the chief broke the old tradition of Star Wars, and the blacksmith held a hammer and could discharge like Thor. Paul Lewell started out as Don Quixote of the F&F? Martha Washington finally transformed into the Statue of Liberty.

Event: TNT was changed to tea n tea, Benedict Arnold defected because of his werewolf status, and the reason for pouring tea was changed to tea, which can brainwash the colonists into British troops, and the sinking tea ship was a Titan Nick. Martha is pregnant and married to Washington, the son of the actor Denzel Washington, expressly cuckold doge. There is no treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence (National Treasure Series)

In addition, there are various complaints, such as Edison, the chief and the blacksmith in the protagonist group have been complaining about anti-intellect, racism, sexism and aboriginal issues. On the one hand, the blacksmith complained about the heavy tax and portrayed himself as an oppressed small businessman, on the other hand, he enriched his own pockets when making arms. When Washington went to buy arms, it implied that America's gun sales were too lax. And the final founding ceremony, where white supremacists, minorities, and women band together, hinting at a half-baked revolution.

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America: The Motion Picture quotes

  • George Washington: Oh god. We're gonna fuck this up aren't we?

  • Thomas Edison: Uh guys Gettysburg is impossibly vast. Finding this address is like finding a needle in a haystack.

    George Washington: Yeah Edison's right everybody let's just give up.

    Thomas Edison: That is not what I said.

    George Washington: What? Dudes, look, we tried.

    Thomas Edison: One thing. We literally tried one thing.

    George Washington: Yeah, and it didn't work! We all got wet Edison, god! Look this isn't fun anymore.

    Samuel Adams: Uh I can fix that. Let's get hammered! Then, fuck it, we hit the streets, mob rule style. Anyone we see who doesn't look like us, they see the bottoms of our boots!

    Geronimo: Oh my god.

    Samuel Adams: Ok fine no Indians this time ooh geez.

    Thomas Edison: Oh my god I don't know how many times I have to tell you Sam, this is not India.

    Geronimo: Also, you're a fucking racist.

    Samuel Adams: Uh... no. Paul's the racist. He's the best horse racist in the colonies.

    Paul Revere: Yeah I'm a great racist.

    Geronimo: Holy shit.