Google Translate has a higher IQ than this screenwriter

Dolores 2022-03-19 09:01:03

I haven't read the original book, but as far as this movie is concerned, it's like a computer-written plot. There is no theme in jumping here and there. Not to mention, the side stories seem to be cobbled together from other fairy tale books, and they are also a bit pediatric, so they should only attract young children. Is the visual effect good? I don't feel anything at all. Basically, after reading it, I understand the relationship between the characters, and I know what happened, but I have no clue what it means. Too strong.
Maybe the full movie trilogy might have a mainline? Otherwise to me it's just that uninspired writer piecing together computer keywords. It's like this: count 100 keywords that appear in children's books, then let the computer randomly select the next keyword in your writing, and then you squeeze as much as you can, and make up a passable story Take a prize for children's literature—a trick that works best for writers who lack inspiration. Anyway, children are easy to be deceived. After all, they have rich imaginations, and any kind of disgusting stories can be beautifully filled by their imaginations. The guy like me who has degenerated imagination and hopes to make up for it with the help of movies is miserable. The plot is really unacceptable, and the picture is completely unfeeling. The first film was so badly shot, I don't know how to film the next two. Unlike Pirates of the Caribbean, at least the first one is a classic. Although I can't read the second part, I dare not read the third step. Commercial films now have good commercials and take care of the public's tastes. Just like McDonald's and KFC, they are selling like hot cakes. Fuck mass media, it's more disgusting than pop music. Or read the book and add your own imagination, it is much better than this "best visual effect".
The American people are just like that, they still like Supergirl and movies like this. Or, should I really read the original? But I've already lost my appetite for reading the original.
The final score, like The Chronicles of Narnia, is a pure children's movie. It's very simple to learn to appreciate this movie, don't think about the plot, don't think about the story, just use your imagination to enjoy every second of the picture. Only children have this ability. I have degenerated.
In addition, Stardust is a movie with a very good plot some time ago. Don't know how much better than this. It's a pity that people don't seem to plan to make a trilogy or something. Maybe they'll change their minds like pirates of the Caribbean when they see the money? Damn rotten capitalist society!

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The Golden Compass quotes

  • Lyra Belacqua: If you value your lives, come no further.

    Billy Costa: Why? We gobbled him fair and square.

    Lyra Belacqua: This ain't no game, Billy Costa. Don't you know what this gate is?

    Billy Costa: It's just the back door to your stupid college. So?

    Lyra Belacqua: There's a curse on this gate. You gyptians ought to know that. Crossing this gate is worse than touching someone's demon with your bare hands.

    Billy Costa: Why ain't nothing happen to you, then?

    Lyra Belacqua: Because we live here. We got safe passage, see? And anyway, my mother's the one who put the curse on this gate in the first place.

    Billy Costa: What mother? I heard you was an orphink and your uncle only left you here cause' nobody wanted you.

    Lyra Belacqua: Come here and say that.

  • Lyra Belacqua: [as Mrs. Coulter tries to comfort her] No! Don't you touch!

    Marisa Coulter: No one is going to hurt you. No one is ever, ever going to hurt you.

    Lyra Belacqua: They did it to Billy and those other kids. They cut their demons away. Why? Why are they doing that?

    Marisa Coulter: I know it's difficult to understand, but it's for their own good. It's just a little cut. Now, you listen. A long long time ago,some of our ancestors made a terrible mistake. They disobeyed the authority and that is what made dust came into the world. And ever since then, we've been sick with it. Been sick with dust. But there is a way out. You see, Dust doesn't settle on little children. It's later when your demon begins to settle. The Dust begins to swarm all around us,working its mixture and that is how children begin to have all sorts of nasty thoughts and unhappy feelings, but there is a way to stop it.

    Lyra Belacqua: Well, if it's so good, then why didn't you do it yourself? Why didn't you let them do it to me?

    Marisa Coulter: I'm going to tell you something. Something very important, something you don't know. Intercision isn't perfect yet, and you're not just anyone, Lyra. Your mother didn't die in an airship accident as you were told. She wasn't married to your father and even though and even though she loved you very much and she wanted to keep you. It wasn't allowed. So you were taken from her, and it wasn't until things changed... and she was free to do as she wanted... That she went to Jordan College and spoke to the Master.

    Lyra Belacqua: No! You can't be!

    [gets out of the bed and walks a few meters away from Mrs. Coulter]

    Marisa Coulter: Yes, Lyra. You're mine. And you're safe with me. You'll always be safe with me.

    Lyra Belacqua: Who's my father?

    [She took a minute to figure out, then she finally guesses who her father is]

    Lyra Belacqua: Lord Asriel? He's my father, isn't he?

    Marisa Coulter: Yes. Yes.