Google Translate has a higher IQ than this screenwriter

Dolores 2022-03-19 09:01:03

I haven't read the original book, but as far as this movie is concerned, it's like a computer-written plot. There is no theme in jumping here and there. Not to mention, the side stories seem to be cobbled together from other fairy tale books, and they are also a bit pediatric, so they should only attract young children. Is the visual effect good? I don't feel anything at all. Basically, after reading it, I understand the relationship between the characters, and I know what happened, but I have no clue what it means. Too strong.
Maybe the full movie trilogy might have a mainline? Otherwise to me it's just that uninspired writer piecing together computer keywords. It's like this: count 100 keywords that appear in children's books, then let the computer randomly select the next keyword in your writing, and then you squeeze as much as you can, and make up a passable story Take a prize for children's literature—a trick that works best for writers who lack inspiration. Anyway, children are easy to be deceived. After all, they have rich imaginations, and any kind of disgusting stories can be beautifully filled by their imaginations. The guy like me who has degenerated imagination and hopes to make up for it with the help of movies is miserable. The plot is really unacceptable, and the picture is completely unfeeling. The first film was so badly shot, I don't know how to film the next two. Unlike Pirates of the Caribbean, at least the first one is a classic. Although I can't read the second part, I dare not read the third step. Commercial films now have good commercials and take care of the public's tastes. Just like McDonald's and KFC, they are selling like hot cakes. Fuck mass media, it's more disgusting than pop music. Or read the book and add your own imagination, it is much better than this "best visual effect".
The American people are just like that, they still like Supergirl and movies like this. Or, should I really read the original? But I've already lost my appetite for reading the original.
The final score, like The Chronicles of Narnia, is a pure children's movie. It's very simple to learn to appreciate this movie, don't think about the plot, don't think about the story, just use your imagination to enjoy every second of the picture. Only children have this ability. I have degenerated.
In addition, Stardust is a movie with a very good plot some time ago. Don't know how much better than this. It's a pity that people don't seem to plan to make a trilogy or something. Maybe they'll change their minds like pirates of the Caribbean when they see the money? Damn rotten capitalist society!

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Extended Reading
  • Alysa 2022-03-23 09:01:31

    It's not good. It's all stereotyped stuff. The box office hit is also expected. This fantasy film has a Lord of the Rings, which is long enough.

  • Trever 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    Disappointment or disappointment... The plot failed... The rest of the picture and special effects are still good

The Golden Compass quotes

  • [first lines]

    Serafina Pekkala: There are many universes and many Earths parallel to each other. Worlds like yours, where people's souls live inside their bodies, and worlds like mine, where they walk beside us, as animal spirits we call daemons.

    Stelmaria: Are we going to see the child?

    Lord Asriel: I should think so.

    Serafina Pekkala: So many worlds. But connecting them all is Dust. Dust was here before the witches of the air, the Gyptians of the water, and the bears of the ice. In my world, scholars invented an alethiometer - a golden compass - and it showed them all that was hidden. But the ruling power, fearing any truth but their own, destroyed these devices and forbade the very mention of Dust. One compass remains, however, and only one who can read it.

  • [last lines]

    Lyra Belacqua: We'll set things right. We will. You, and me, and Iorek, and Serafina Pekkala, and Mr. Scoresby. And my father. We'll set it right, Pan. Just let them try to stop us.