self-righteous hilarious

Elroy 2022-03-14 14:12:22

I was deceived by a bunch of fancy introductions and took me half a day to watch this movie, thinking it was a good movie to pass the long night. This is a mentally retarded movie that you think will be lively to watch, but it is not only mentally retarded, but also has no exciting highlights, and even special effects are not dazzling. The same is to watch the fun. Even my girlfriend who is born in the 80s and has no love for Transformers will admit that Transformers is a good movie that can make her sit and accompany me to watch in the cinema, although she does not understand those Silly B why stand up and applaud. It is also a dazzling stunt. Mr. & Mrs. Smith, who are also the director of this bad film, can also make the Shanghai beautiful legs of the petty bourgeoisie so addicting, and they are so excited that they want to draw on me after watching it....
And the only feature of this movie and what makes it great is neither the fighting nor the special effects. It's the aerial shots of those world-renowned landscapes, but even these human landscapes that many people have never hoped to experience in their entire lives have not played a shocking role. Although there is no intention to show off any philosophical connotation (there is no original, the original book is a leisure book for children to pass the time), but at least the unspoken rules of basic interpersonal communication should be followed. I believe I have the charm of going to see the Colosseum with my first love from 10 years ago. But I absolutely don't believe that a girl who I have escaped for 10 years to quickly recover her relationship, and who I obviously deliberately concealed and then abandoned at the airport, is so easily dismissed with a few words of incompetence. Also young and ignorant, think about how complicated the heroine's emotional conversations are among the Orange County Boys? Besides, there really is such a mentally retarded and superficial girl, you dare to let her accompany you to life and death, to accompany you to see your mother?
Not to mention the fact that the heroine can suddenly teleport and many other logically chaotic flaws. Even the implied insinuation of the first teleportation to the library in the original book was squandered to make no sense. Think about why a 5-year-old child who has no mother and was beaten all day long by his father is in the library for his first teleportation. (The movie even subverts this, which is really a failure! Is it because the so-called political correctness in the United States does not allow the plot of beating up teenagers in the movie? So the boy’s feet deserved to be bullied by the same age villains? No bullying, no hitting I'm not scolded, even a child who can't handle this is really happy to find a girlfriend.) I don't know how those directors and screenwriters have the nerve to say that on the basis of the original work, the plot is enriched and the story is fuller!
The book expresses very implicitly that teenagers like to read books, and they usually go to the library when they have nothing to do. Not in the movie anymore. And the reason why the library makes teenagers feel very safe (movies have been moved to the library several times), those good children who were depressed and felt that jumping off the building was not a relief when they were young, I guess they can understand this feeling. Fans who have read the original book know that ——That is a good place where there will never be his father!

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  • Madyson 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    liman, Jiang Lang is exhausted? !

  • Sonny 2021-10-20 19:02:34

    Why didn't Christensen and Jamie Bell be together? In addition, why is she still the real girlfriend until now! Is it really used as an old mother...

Jumper quotes

  • Millie: If you don't want to tell me everything, that's fine. Just don't lie to me.

  • David Rice: Who are these people?

    Griffin: Paladins. Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins. Class dismissed.