Disclaimer: The position of this article is not objective, the three views are not correct, and the logic is unreliable, and hereby draws a clear line with the main film. If readers resonate with it, it is purely accidental, and it is recommended to call Yaoyaoling.
People always have unrealistic spring dreams for distant countries. If one day you can't get along, then go to a distant country to start over and restart your life with one click, so easy.
As for which country to go to, it is decided by spitting out the paper ball of fate.
If you hit the Pacific Ocean, jump into the sea.
If you hit the mysterious eastern kingdom, oh my brother, I think your bones are very strange. There is a martial arts cheat book. If you have a fate, I will sell it to you for ten yuan. The next Bruce Wayne Doctor Strange will save the world. You are.
However, Goose Paper Tuanjun is manipulated by the sophon of the Trisolarans, and always hits Nordic Finland in a metaphysical way, and the butterfly in Idaho in the United States flaps its wings, bringing disaster to the hospitable Nordic cannibal family.
This story tells us that it is very important to make travel strategies in advance.
The Nordic side of the water and soil raises the other side, and there was Uncle Mai, known as Dr. Hannibal.
The cannibal family in this film is also conscientious and diligent, earning wages during the day to bear the high cost of traveling to and from the United States, and working hard for the children to eat and drink at night. Gotta worry about the next meal.
Since the eldest son Pati in the family suffered from indigestion, it has made the family even worse.
No matter how picky your son is, no matter how self-willed he is, he is the heart of his parents.
The touching love supports the cannibal couple to travel all over the world to find the best cooking ingredients, but their son rejects the meat as too fat.
Indeed, later, my son had already eaten fat and became the source of earthquakes in the family, and he couldn't buy suitable clothes for the poor cold weather cos sumo wrestler.
Lei Zhenzi's younger brothers and sisters were also forced to devote themselves to the endless career of feeding their brother. Family who stays together, slays together. In order to treat my brother, for this family, suffering, suffering, starving, biting by my brother, and biting seals are also like the medals of Chafanren.
The most touching thing is the youngest son. As the backup force of the family, he has the consciousness of just eating at a young age. He studies English hard at night, and only contributes to the family.
In a remote and beautiful country, some people fall in love, some people watch the sea at night, and some people do not sleep to find the old aesthetic English and get kicked.
The cannibal family was struggling, and the youngest son was kicked into shock and did not dare to be sent to the hospital.
Dare to go to nine days to embrace the moon, dare to go to five oceans to catch turtles, but only dare to live under the nose of the police government.
This family has been useless for so many years, and they dare not speak out about their grievances. After the male protagonist disappeared, an uncle (who is it that shaved his head in the first month?) was afraid that the secret family would cry, so Dad had to slap the table and decide to hold back again and move!
At first glance, Dad is a steady person. He can deal with accidents like missing birds indifferently, and how can a mere stray male lead cause him to be in chaos?
Unexpectedly, the male protagonist did the opposite and firmly nailed his position.
The poor family fell into the male lead's life-charging treasure, and were not only blood-washed, but also occupied by the male lead? The caged daughter.
The caged daughter once cleared the blood circulation for the male protagonist (huh?), and has a strong possessiveness towards the male protagonist. Under the tutelage of the male protagonist who is full of drama and broken legs, and who has a talkative side, she does not hesitate to turn against her mother Qiong Yao, which aggravates the family tragedy of cannibals.
At this time, the eldest son Pati witnessed the tragedy of the death of both parents and the broken family. Tear-jerking, BGM's are all heartbreaking sounds.
The male protagonist didn't talk about martial arts, and gave Pati, who was mourning his dead mother, a shot behind his back.
The male protagonist is a habitual offender of sneak attacks, and once became famous in the bank robbery by bombing the bunker.
Refinement version of John Wick vs Cannibal Wonder Boys.
Pati was born a demon and was imprisoned at home by fate. He wiped away his tears and made a final fight. My life is up to me.
But Pati is still a child, he gives the male lead a loving hug. The male protagonist's beautiful dream of playing with his legs was interrupted by this, and he was so anxious that he let Pati eat a Foshan Shadowless Foot with his backhand.
As a result, Pati was stabbed to death by a bone when he ate his foot. Official complaints about the male protagonist's behavior: This was not self-defense, this was madness.
It's not easy to have a meal. May heaven be free from picky eaters and foot eaters.
Ps. When you see the end, smart readers will ask, why did the cannibal family focus on the famous male protagonist in the United States at first? Looking for a small transparent passerby, isn't it fragrant?
The male protagonist is not only handsome, but also flirts with the female bank staff. That's what attracts the cannibal family.
Because as we all know, handsome can be eaten.
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