Then I went home and watched it again and again, until I read every line, every poem, every couplet, including the music in Washington, braised chicken wings, living like a All of the dog's songs, including the famous "Mrs. Benedict" (I paused to recite this paragraph of Madam Benedict)... are well known by heart.
When I entered university, a roommate also liked this movie madly, and his voice was very similar to Zhou Xingchi... So every day the dormitory was filled with our "9527 Thank you!" "You're welcome Sister Qiuxiang" + ecstasy shaking... Common The lines are as follows:
It's the parents who gave birth to me, the ones who know me × × ah, the
so-called wind blows the egg shell, wealth goes to people's happiness...
I swear, if I ever have sex again in the future, I will make the most "beautiful" woman in the world. Gang rape every night, until the body is completely broken and shaky until the
eight are hanged together? ! How spectacular is the
braised wings, I like to eat it………………The general made the
thunder, the thunder, the thunder
, it turned out to be
a flock of geese under the fucking flying knife mountain…………
Everyone knows, Brother Tang There are eight wives in the family, all of them are as beautiful as flowers, and the country is fragrant. To be like Brother Tang, what
can I ask for, how can I do this, I am a big girl with a yellow flower (buttoned booger-like)
beauty. Like flowers, it needs green leaves to set off to show her coquettishness
FOLLOW ME
help! I'm so hungry.
It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a smile full of love, my God! I have found my ideal all day long, she is Qiu~~~ Xiang (the music starts flying like a pigeon... it's amazing)
I'm famous for being fast, Shen is also fast
Neighbors, come quickly, the dutiful son who has just been released is afraid of selling it, so come and have a look if it is not for sale!
The so-called meeting and acquaintance, I beg the two sisters to have pity on me!
I'm so miserable, I sold my body to bury my whole family!
No way? ! (The classmate said that this "no way" is super like...)
I'm suffering from grade 10 tuberculosis. I'm half sold and half sold
. I haven't cut my nails for a few days. It's full of black mud. Isn't this bad enough?
Prosperity... Prosperity... Prosperity... Prosperity, you can't die, Prosperity, you have been with me for so many years, you are kind and righteous to me, and you are sincere, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I I'm sorry, Wang Cai!
cockroach! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I live alone with you, with
Gan total pain for so many years, you have been the same as his own flesh and blood to teach you to support you, think of today, white-haired people who sent hair! (Classic among classics)
Who - dares - is worse than - me - ah? !
But as an inferior person, it is not convenient for me to come in.
Who thinks you are inferior? I only think of you as a dog.
9527, be careful! Thank you for your concern, Sister Qiuxiang...
um! It's really a strong middle hand, a mountain is still a mountain high, the younger brother is willing to bow down!
Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, so that my handsome appearance was preserved. I will find an opportunity to confess to her tonight, and see that you, Qiuxiang, are not emotional about me! (Classic among classics)
You actually fell in love with your own mother? ! Oh my God, such a rebellious and unconscionable thing is really
exciting!
We are the prostitute in the east and the cheap in the west and the south in the north (POSE style),
my little brother, I am Zhou Botong, who is known as Yushu Linfeng and Pan An, a little prostitute who crushes begonias with plum blossoms!
Strictly speaking, I'm also a thief, but I'm not a prostitute. You can think of me as a thief
who steals heart
Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Blossom Immortal planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms in exchange for wine money.
Others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others can't see through. No tombs of heroes in Wuling, no flowers, no wine, and no hoes.
Qiuxiang, you're too impulsive, but it's no wonder that you're still young, but I like it -- it
's your little brother... hand over your little brother!
Mrs. Zhi, the villain lives in the city of Suzhou House... (I have already memorized it, the classics in the classics) After
eating, I have to pull it, I have to sprinkle it after I pull it, and I want to eat it after I sprinkle it. Life is to eat lasa. ! awful! ! !
Two sons skeletal specific
I'll play the harmonica, playing Yu Xiao, bubble girl, to see a small book, fortune-telling concept of human forehead, suave, stolen jade Stealing Beauty!
If I'm not mistaken, the two of you should be -- idiots!
Allow us to call you big brother!
I haven't asked for advice yet --
teach me .
Ask first and teach later.
Please teach first.
Please teach first.
Please teach later.
Besides, I'm going to teach?
I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon's head on my chest. People stop killing people, and Buddhas stop killing Buddhas! (Classic among the classics)
I just saw my husband playing "Children's Qi", and he thought he was invulnerable. Who knows if he didn't play,
let's hang up! (There is a netizen who is called JTQJ - 幩tongqiyi)
Sister Qiuxiang! Then, would you like to study poetry and poetry with a fool tonight at three o'clock, in front of the willow tree, do you think? (The classmates are very similar to this paragraph. I found that he is very expressive in that kind of show.) So
it's you? !
KAO! So you still recognize it?
That's right, I'm Tang Bohu... don't be noisy!
Tigers don't show their power, are you a sick cat?
Chicken eats rice tu...
There are three masters in one township and two li. They do not know the four books, five classics, and six meanings. How dare they teach seven, eight, nine sons, very bold!
Ten families and nine poor people, with eight, two, seven, six cents, five cents, and four cents, yet half-hearted and first-class obscenity!
I'm sorry, we both cherish each other and can't help it.
In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not roar, and the little book boy is ridiculous!
In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and the horse has no reins, and the general shouts beware!
Yingying, Yanyan, Cui, Cui, red and red are harmonious and harmonious everywhere!
Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers and leaves year after year!
Ten mouths of thoughts, thinking of the country, thinking of the country, thinking of the society!
Enjoy the eight eyes, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance!
I am superior and majestic, showing the courage of a tiger.
You're a nasty bitch, showing half the head of your penis.
Plant trees in your house!
Your bathtub comes with fish!
The fish fat fruit is ripe into my stomach!
Come and cook your mother!
Started to spurt blood...
and I'm still fluttering fists...
ah? ! Did you make a mistake when you said "please", it is only right and proper to serve the boss, why do you say please? !
You are looking down on us when you say please, you have disappointed us so much, and it leads to endocrine disorders, incontinence, and maybe a lot of shit on your head, which is not good for everyone!
Our "Banbudian" is prepared with honey, Chuanbei, Campanulaceae, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not require refrigeration and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it tastes delicious.
A friend who ate "half-stepped with a smile"...
It's really a family trip - killing people and killing their mouths - a must-have medicine! (Classic among classics)
Turtle-Bo-Qi-Gong...Super Ninja Turtles...
Finally, thanks to Stephen Chow's voice actor, Mr. Grouper, for letting us enjoy such a wonderful line.
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