Magical love stories, well, Harry Potter wouldn't dare to do that.

Shaun 2022-03-02 08:01:38

I think, you see, in the fantasy and magic movies, perhaps the most familiar in recent years, then it must be the "Harry Potter" series.

After all, J.K. Rowling is in the eyes of people with little knowledge like me, she will do nothing for the rest of her life.

It is estimated that with this series, I can live a life that I never dared to imagine.

The reason for mentioning "Harry Potter" is nothing more than wanting to have a comparison.

You see, in such a famous movie, if the data is based on percentages, love may be the cake cream that was rimmed in Harry Potter. On the other hand, looking at "Qing Ya Ji", what I probably saw was not a fantasy story with the blessing of the super big IP background of NetEase Games, but a macaron wrapped in fantasy transparent plastic.

This is not a compliment.

As far as my superficial knowledge is concerned, [Macaron] has never been a good thing. Sweet can kill type 2 diabetes in place in minutes.

Simply put, this movie is not worth the 45 tickets.

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First of all, I am ignorant. But I still have a little conscience.

My ignorance lies in the fact that I think a good movie is mostly complemented by the plot + visual.

Visually, this has not been a problem after years of industry development.

Especially in the past three years, too many domestic films and TV dramas have given us enough visual surprises.

Therefore, in this movie, it was originally announced in the early stage, or under the overwhelming momentum of the Internet.

Our expectations are lifted when we see the true face behind the veil.

It is natural to be disappointed.

Basically, the background of the whole movie is basically limited to three big scenes.

Snow, palaces, capitals.

In terms of vision, there is no big problem here, and the architecture and interior furnishings also show a strong Japanese style, or the style of the Tang Dynasty, or the style of ancient buildings.

But the most important thing in the picture, the protagonists, I don't know how the budget is allocated. But apart from the first tier of actors, starring and main supporting roles.

For Wang Ziwen, those unimportant backgrounds of palace maids can actually make people see the collapse of the face at a glance in the out-of-focus picture.

This collapse does not set off the beauty of Wang Ziwen, but pulls the audience out of the cinema in an instant.

It's like falling from the 120-mile ring road to the sewage ditch under the viaduct.

And Wang Ziwen said that there are eyebrows that he said he didn't have, which is also doubtful.

Dream Pillow Tapir was originally a Japanese author, and the original story is also a Japanese background. Even in the eyes of the public, Onmyoji is also a product of Japan.

Make-up and hair flourish in Tang Dynasty or Japanese style.

A princess always has to behave like a princess.

The swaggering makeup on the set, in the second act, begins to become modern and approachable.

Without the half-Japanese feeling, I feel like an urban beauty in the CBD.

This one-handed makeup-changing technique is perfect. The eyebrows on the face go from there to nothing, and it seems that there is no need for a bit of concealer.

The speed of this change is like giving people, [Walk or not, 5 yuan per trip] and get [200 no second price] after getting on the bus

You say that you are deceived, people do have graceful and luxurious adjectives that can be used on the body.

You say make up your own mind. I really can't find any excuse to give her a sudden modern look.

Damn, it's still a small thing. Sprinkle water. At least they didn't do anything strange to you about the [Snake] thing.

According to the urine quality of domestic movies, it seems that this is not a whole eight-chassis snake, or some red eyes, fire-breathing, magma all over the body, etc., it seems that I am sorry for the little order money I received.

But can we not steal the budget for the supporting roles?

The protagonist can paint and make up well, but the supporting roles are not worthy, right?

Near the end of the film, Seimei called out the shikigami, there is a close-up of the death, on the arm, um.

That beehive is fine.

See I feel hungry.

Did you bring your own honey to flavor your CP? Director Guo?

Overall, I really don't have much shit to say about the picture.

Still the screen is online.

It's just that I seriously doubt that Da Vinci's sales team went to Director Guo to make money after changing the title.

Xuanfa said how expensive Seimei's clothes are. In the movie, I really didn't feel that this white suit was worth anything.

So what, spend some money and ask for a better look, okay?

Do you really think Zhao Youting looks good with a hat that is longer than the top of his head to his chin and two black lumps on his temples and cheekbones?

This picture is a side view, and the front side can literally lead people to the underworld in an instant.

Director Guo, are you sure you are not being defrauded of money?

Find a lawyer to sue them! ! ! !

This is the picture, now let's talk about the plot.

Dream Pillow Tapir, Yoneyama Fengfu, is a well-known and well-known writer. On April 28, 2018, the Japanese government announced the list of winners of the "Order of Spring" in 2018. The author of the original novel of the Chinese movie "The Legend of the Demon Cat" and the famous Japanese fantasy literature writer Yumenpin Tapir and others won representatives in scientific research, art, sports, etc. The Medal with Purple Ribbon for outstanding achievements.

First there is "The Legend of the Demon Cat", and then there is "Qing Ya Ji". I really don't know if it's Yoneyama's problem, or whether there is a huge obstacle to change due to the difference in cultural orientation between China and Japan.

The rush of "The Legend of the Demon Cat" comes down to the control of the rhythm.

Unsurprisingly, there is also a huge rhythm problem in "Qing Ya Ji".

When I first raised my hand to look at my watch in the cinema, it was 20:45 and the movie opened at 19:30.

In this nearly an hour, the content is that Seimei and the master killed the snake, the master died, and one of the master's shikigami died.

The master said that snakes cannot be killed.

Then, after a group of people got together, one died, after two inexplicable scenes, Deng Lun and Zhao Youting, it's good!

Eyebrows?

Two men flirt with each other because of something, but the girl next to them is despised because of the same thing?

Director Guo, it's a little too obvious that you hate women.

For an hour, almost nothing was done.

If I remember correctly, I watched a fantasy movie, what is a shikigami? How to summon? How to raise it? What's the difference?

I haven't seen any of these basic settings.

Well, I have played the Onmyoji mobile game. I have also seen some Onmyoji-themed stories, and even Onmyoji love stories, the most famous of which is naturally the magical love story "Moon of Fire Night".

But here, I feel like I'm watching a movie, but I don't seem to see anything?

2 hours of movie, one hour to do the foreshadowing of the content.

Only, whether it is Seimei's appearance, the rendering of the characters, or the relationship between the characters, there is a huge delay.

And the strangest thing is that there is obviously no supporting role who has the concept of a protagonist.

But it became the biggest suspense after the film?

Hello?

We don't care if she is dead or alive, dead and resurrected.

She's not that important, okay?

You never gave her an important reason at all, okay?

And to be honest, spring and summer, it seems really, does not grow in this impressive frequency band.

As for Deng Lun and Zhao Youting's CP, it seems that there is a switch, you press it, two people who didn't know each other at first, or even were at odds with each other and had irreconcilable contradictions, suddenly, life and death depended on each other?

Obviously one's mother was killed by monsters and hated all the monsters in the world, while the other was rumored to be half-demon bloodline, and the mother was the setting of the fox monster.

These two people have enough reasons to make irreconcilable choices in terms of values. Then, the most unlikely and most likely thing is that they, without any separation of life and death, have a life and death bond, or Haven't experienced the baptism of time and years. Just, suddenly, naturally, together.

A willing one who wants to be a monster for you.

One who just opened his heart and used you as a reason to protect the world?

Wow, what an amazing sudden love affair.

Do you think we are idiots?

Or when we haven't joined a new company?

You are like saying that a person who has just joined a new company, facing the complex interpersonal background of the new company, suddenly becomes the target of the whole company, and suddenly, he trusts his colleagues.

Very touching.

Ideally, an INFP of me is about to cry.

The four of them came together to work, and no one knew anyone. Suddenly, from being suspicious of each other, to two men who have a previous suspicion are about to get together?

Is this a little too fast?

In addition to using a longer length, the film depicts the conceptual disagreement between Seimei and Boya, and they fight each other.

It also took a long time to describe the mutual suspicion of the four people.

And then, well, the two men got along.

And the only woman left was disliked by two people at the same time.

And then I don't know if this woman is cheap or coquettish or has other ideas.

Just take people to advance the plot, without giving any reason.

Just three words of curiosity?

Also, to be honest, I'm not afraid of fans hitting me.

I watched the whole movie and I don't even remember what spring and summer look like.

I remember being a beauty, and there are a lot of close-ups. However, just don't remember.

In addition to these problems, there are many, such as bugs.

1. The setting of Seimei's walk-through technique requires the condition that the eyes have seen/have been there.

Therefore, there will be a plot to rescue Boya urgently in the gravel.

Then at the end of the film, he opened the door at will and ran to the side of the princess who was supposed to be in the belly of the snake.

Is this princess still trapped in a fantasy?

Well, Wang Duo shouldn't mind.

2. It was said at the beginning of the film that snakes cannot be killed.

Later, if you say kill, kill?

This snake seems useless other than getting bigger?

It's no wonder that the Baqi Orochi is the most hideous. This one, I guess, will only get bigger and won't even run.

The whole film has been rendered, snakes, awesome, very awesome, very, very awesome.

Then, as soon as he came out, he slaughtered Seimei's three shikigami.

Boya was on the side, doing nothing, not firing the bow and arrow.

He ran to the statue to bleed.

Then, um, the divine beast guarded by the Quartet woke up the one that didn't wake up.

Then, this one immediately became Seimei's shikigami.

Well, with this shikigami, he immediately had a five-to-five fight with the snake.

Then what kind of shikigami is needed, just look for the beast directly.

One is five to five, and two are eaten to death.

Four, is it really not a waste?

3. I don't know if it is to save money or what.

Shikigami is just pitiful.

When Seimei is unrestrained, when he is full of characters, Shikigami can fill the room, and men and women can do whatever they want.

I am a paper man. Because there is no shikigami at all.

Just normal attire.

But in the later stage, when playing the biggest boss to form a group, there are three shikigami, one is just received, and two are used by the master?

Shikigami Inheritance, can you tell us that this is allowed by the setting?

Or do we make up our minds?

And again, we are watching fantasy movies, fantasy movies, "Fantastic Beasts", "Ninja Naruto", "One Piece", so many animations and so many movies have given a basic content, setting. The setting should be made clear, a person, a monster, a monster. What ability does it have, what limitations can it have, and how to break through the limitations, you obviously did a good job in the novel of "Jazz". But when you got here, when you played the final boss dungeon, you called three people, and the three fell from the sky. I can only guess what each of them can do.

Anyone who plays onmyoji knows that there are strong and weak shikigami.

In your place, everyone is forced to use force to reach the same amount?

All five hundred?

And this amazing body paint.

Well, body art too.

4. Said that Wang Ziwen ate mermaid meat. Longevity and immortality.

After that, he said, snakes can also make people immortal?

OK, OK.

Cephalosporin is anti-inflammatory, and so can amoxicillin. I agree.

But the question is, do you think we don't know about eight hundred bhikkhunis?

This Wang Ziwen, if he says he will die, he will die?

And most of all, Wang Ziwen was resurrected once.

Just co-authored, people say that if you die, you can die. If you want to die, you can die.

The final destination of the film is love, obsession, and fulfillment.

Wang Ziwen's obsession is excessive.

But in the end, when people say let go, let it go, and when they say die, they die.

And He Shouyue's love is not love, but a misunderstood attachment.

The obsession of co-authoring Wang Ziwen is false, and so is the love of He Shouyue.

Seimei who became a Buddha on the spot is real.

And Seimei's love for Boya?

5. Director Guo, maybe the whole world knows that you like men.

Although you haven't come out yet.

But you can't impose your sexuality on the public.

Right here with you, as long as it's a man, this topless body is standard?

Are they fighting and undressing to overcome air resistance?

I was thinking, this is not pretty.

After watching the whole movie, it gives people a feeling of propaganda, men and women are true love, and men and women are only for future generations.

Dream pillow tapir probably didn't write like that, right?

After watching the movie, I was alone in the cinema, embarrassed.

I really don't know why I want to watch such an ambiguous and bizarre movie.

According to the usual Japanese urine, the plot should be a tangled tangle of balanced trends.

Rather than a one-sided distinction between right and wrong.

It is even less likely to be willow branches swaying in the wind.

In the Japanese plot, the transition is clear, the logic is layered, and the motivation is full. There are countless successful cases of characters turning 90° or making a 180° U-turn.

Even if the roller coaster flies 360X8 circles, it has enough power to support it.

And what I can feel the Dream Pillow Tapir originally wanted to express was love, trust, dedication, the happiness of others, even the happiness of oneself, the core of conventional Japanese cultural works.

But here, I only saw Wang Ziwen's strange attitude, like a classic car suddenly out of the high speed of Chang'e-1 out of satellite orbit.

I saw that the male male CP was supposed to be two remote control cars with no electricity, but they collided on a big bed at the same time.

I saw Bai Zhanji on the screen, which made me embarrassed to take out the aesthetic appreciation of the muscular man I had seen on Douyin in my head and review it.

One last word. The effect is good.

Well, not to mention other special effects. The scene is really good.

However, this, special effects, you can't copy it well.

Traversal was copied into Doctor Strange.

In other places, you copied "Naruto" and wrote the wheel eye.

Let's talk about Doctor Strange first, the pass-through door is a roughly circular shape. Putting you here, it's just two videos plus a mask, and there is a bright circle around the mask.

And Fire Wheel Eye, even throughout the film, I feel like I'm watching the Naruto sidekick.

This Naruto has been broadcast for 10+ years.

The soundtrack is nonexistent.

There are a few parts that I think are good though.

But do you think we haven't caught your honor?

The sound effect of this majestic track is directly used, do you think we can't hear it?

Save money for marketing?

Really, this movie, man, really don't go to the cinema to see it.

It's more embarrassing to watch than to be found by your friends secretly watching GAY movies.

A thousand times more embarrassing.

Really not worth the price.

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Extended Reading
  • Adam 2022-03-26 09:01:13

    It's not bad, but the first half is significantly better than the second half. Those suspenseful foreshadowings in the front are very decent, no matter how well the performance or the atmosphere is. From the climax of the disaster snake out of the sky, it collapsed a little. At the moment, it seems that the attitude towards Guo himself obscures a lot.

  • Stanford 2022-03-27 09:01:21

    When Yuan Boya finally drew the bow, I thought he was going to kiss the arrow and shoot at Seimei!