Why does Tarzan have no beard?

Wellington 2022-03-14 14:12:23

"The Return of Tarzan" is a personal essay about watching movies. I won't go into details about the routines of non-serious movie reviews. They are all templates. The action of flying around in the jungle, isn't it the jungle version of Spider-Man? And in the end, the villain played by Christopher Waltz used the bracelet made of spider silk to restrain Tarzan's neck. Many people say that Mount Tai has a good figure and is beautiful. Do you appreciate that? It's obviously just greedy for people's health, okay? See him without clothes. . . . . . I couldn't help but wipe my nosebleed. I thought of watching another movie "Straw Dog" played by Alexander Skarsgard a few years ago. There was a scene in which he QJ the heroine, and there was a group of people. Saying there, it's worth being scolded by such a handsome guy. Is this what people say? How can we poor people live? What a face-to-face era! sorrow! The most unbearable thing for me in the movie is the fighting power of Mount Tai, the exclusive BGM is up, or the orangutan is pressed on the ground and rubbed on the ground, indicating that the physical fitness of the married man is declining, just those rotten sweet potatoes, rotten bird eggs can also kill Mount Tai. It's too much of a child's play to capture it alive, and it still rolls down a hillside that is not steep at all and faints. Please, then what is the fat thing for you to arrange for him to jump off a cliff or a train? Outrageous! There is almost nothing to say. The reason why I watched this movie is because I saw Tarzan the Ape when I was a child, and I still vaguely remember that Tarzan came to the city. Maybe I have a bad memory, it is probably another movie. Well, it's actually okay, I don't feel like I've ruined my childhood after watching it, but the movie's positioning is a bit awkward. If it's for adults, the plot is a little naive. If it's for children, then these large scales The meat is not suitable, embarrassing, maybe this is the reason for the collapse of the movie's reputation! PS: Also I found out why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? This is what I think is the biggest bug in the movie. Not to mention that when I returned to Mount Tai in the city, when I was a human ape, I couldn't even see the hair on my face. Isn't this unscientific? Is it beauty and justice again? vomiting blood. . .

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The Legend of Tarzan quotes

  • Leon Rom: People love a good story. Yeah, few are born blue bloods like your husband. But everyone can relate to a low born scrapper who rescued his king from bankruptcy and saved the honor of his nation. That is a man who will never be forgotten.

  • George Washington Williams: What I wouldn't give for a horse right now. Why is it people don't ride zebras?

    John Clayton: Horses kick to escape. Zebras continue until you are dead.

    George Washington Williams: Zeebra. Zehbra. Tomayto. Tomahto.

    John Clayton: It's nearly impossible to take the wild out of something born to it.

    George Washington Williams: It seem to work with you. Look. I feel foolish for asking, but... Can you really talk to animals?

    John Clayton: You're an educated man, Dr. Williams. You tell me.