Why does Tarzan have no beard?

Wellington 2022-03-14 14:12:23

"The Return of Tarzan" is a personal essay about watching movies. I won't go into details about the routines of non-serious movie reviews. They are all templates. The action of flying around in the jungle, isn't it the jungle version of Spider-Man? And in the end, the villain played by Christopher Waltz used the bracelet made of spider silk to restrain Tarzan's neck. Many people say that Mount Tai has a good figure and is beautiful. Do you appreciate that? It's obviously just greedy for people's health, okay? See him without clothes. . . . . . I couldn't help but wipe my nosebleed. I thought of watching another movie "Straw Dog" played by Alexander Skarsgard a few years ago. There was a scene in which he QJ the heroine, and there was a group of people. Saying there, it's worth being scolded by such a handsome guy. Is this what people say? How can we poor people live? What a face-to-face era! sorrow! The most unbearable thing for me in the movie is the fighting power of Mount Tai, the exclusive BGM is up, or the orangutan is pressed on the ground and rubbed on the ground, indicating that the physical fitness of the married man is declining, just those rotten sweet potatoes, rotten bird eggs can also kill Mount Tai. It's too much of a child's play to capture it alive, and it still rolls down a hillside that is not steep at all and faints. Please, then what is the fat thing for you to arrange for him to jump off a cliff or a train? Outrageous! There is almost nothing to say. The reason why I watched this movie is because I saw Tarzan the Ape when I was a child, and I still vaguely remember that Tarzan came to the city. Maybe I have a bad memory, it is probably another movie. Well, it's actually okay, I don't feel like I've ruined my childhood after watching it, but the movie's positioning is a bit awkward. If it's for adults, the plot is a little naive. If it's for children, then these large scales The meat is not suitable, embarrassing, maybe this is the reason for the collapse of the movie's reputation! PS: Also I found out why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? This is what I think is the biggest bug in the movie. Not to mention that when I returned to Mount Tai in the city, when I was a human ape, I couldn't even see the hair on my face. Isn't this unscientific? Is it beauty and justice again? vomiting blood. . .

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  • Lucinda 2022-03-22 09:01:41

    Human flesh dismantles trains, fights gorillas, hippos flee, and bison slaughter cities. The effect is good, but the story of political correctness is too pedantic: Let a Western spokesperson with a local background lead the local people to unite. This is not a common way for CIA to subvert third world regimes Tune in?

  • Weston 2022-01-26 08:17:58

    The first half is praying not to take off your clothes and the second half is praying to put on some clothes...

The Legend of Tarzan quotes

  • George Washington Williams: I'm still coming with you.

    John Clayton: You can't keep up.

    George Washington Williams: I might not be able to keep up with Tarzan, but I sure as hell can keep up with *you*.

  • George Washington Williams: [looking out over the ledge] How are we suppose to catch a train going 40 miles an hour?

    John Clayton: Gravity...

    [he and the natives jump off one at a time]