Why does this movie have a 7?

Orland 2022-03-09 08:01:17

why? why? why? Why does this movie have a 7? 7 points for a horror movie. Definitely a high score. And this movie, He Dehe can get this score? It's not the movie that I'm pissed about, it's the score that seduces me for two hours wasted.

The whole movie is nothing new and boring, the first half is tricky and procrastinated, and the second half of the plot is old-fashioned and boring. The whole film uses a lot of pen and ink to create a terrifying atmosphere, but it is always scratching the surface, full of boring slow motion, and the rhythm is extremely slow. Intermittently, a few cheap, terrifying sound effects come and go. The most critical reversal has no bright spots, and the whole movie is boring to watch. The overall style is nondescript. It needs to be scary and not scary, and it needs to be funny and not funny. The whole movie is very twisted.

The plot is really thin, from various terrorist incidents, to finding out the truth, to the final Jedi counter-kill, it takes one hour to get it all done, and this movie actually took 2 hours, what's the use of the extra hour? ? All kinds of boring slow motion, with boring horror music, make people feel extremely long. The reversal of Tibetans in the Wall, I have seen it in "The Puppet Contract", although it does not make people feel bright, but the one and a half hours of time, 6 points of evaluation, and the overall terrifying and gloomy atmosphere, I I think it's okay, it's a decent horror movie. When I saw the rating of this movie, and the label of horror + drama, I thought it would bring stylistic contrast like "The Camera Don't Stop", which caused hilarious laughter, but it didn't, flat plot, flat horror atmosphere, flat The reversal of , the bland ending, plus the 2 hours of torture, 5.5 points really can't be more.

The whole movie can't be considered a bad movie, but I feel deceived by 7 points. I don't have any deep thoughts or writing, and I'm not very good at writing movie reviews. After I wasted 2 hours, I couldn't hold back the anger in my heart, and I wasted another half an hour writing movie reviews, becoming like a troll.

I would like to commemorate my two hours with this, I hope that such a mediocre film can pass me by, just like too many meaningless things in life, don't let me feel disappointed!

ps: 5.5 points, one star is just to lower the score.

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  • Jason 2022-03-20 09:03:03

    I haven't seen such a great horror movie in a long time! Cold jokes are also pretty cold!

  • Adaline 2022-03-23 09:03:25

    5.4 points. Screenwriters who don't work hard usually write this: catch the murderer, come with a gloomy character, and then another gloomy character, like a murderer. Immediately afterwards, they must be willful to clear their innocence, and lead to another ultimate sinister figure. All the evidence points to him, and the murderer must not be able to escape. So, in the last 20 minutes of the film, the always good guy suddenly became a murderer without warning, and a hand-to-hand fight was a family joy.

Housebound quotes

  • Kylie Bucknell: You honestly think this house is haunted?

    Miriam Bucknell: I do not want to get into this with you, Kylie. Obviously, you are just going to make fun of me.

    Kylie Bucknell: There is nothing funny about having a mother with dementia. You realise they put me on house arrrest to get some stability.

    Miriam Bucknell: Well, obviously, you have got a very selective memory.

    Kylie Bucknell: What is that supposed to mean?

    Miriam Bucknell: I am not the only one who thought there was a ghost in this house, Kylie. I fact, you used to be so terrified you could not sleep.

    Kylie Bucknell: Yeah, I also used to think the Moon was made of cheese. It is called childhood.

  • Amos: You know, the closed mind is the worst defense against the paranormal, Kylie. What are you gonna do against a hostile spirit? You just gonna crack jokes?

    Kylie Bucknell: No, I am going to smash it in the face.

    Amos: You cannot punch ectoplasm.