Xia Yuhu on the banks of the Daming lotus meets a charismatic man and gets a big belly by him. The men said they would be responsible, and ran away, and a few years later they hired someone to come to the earth to kidnap their children.
The kidnapped child showed good musical literacy due to his mother's influence on the earth in his childhood, so he gave himself the stage name "Xing Jue" to make his debut as a singer. But his taste in music is not understood by the aliens, so he always hovered at the edge of the eighteenth line. Until he and his friends awkwardly killed the accuser Ronan, they became popular and formed the "Galaxy Song and Dance Troupe" while the iron was hot. This performance group is also known as the "Guardians of Gaile [Beep]". As the name suggests, its job content is to protect people from being killed by three [Beep] Gaile [Beep] mobile phones.
Ayesha, the high priest of the Sovereigns, commissioned the Star Lord and his team to stop a tentacle monster. In order to take revenge on the civilized society, this tentacle monster, which was almost eaten raw, was going to get some Gaile [BEEP] mobile phone batteries treasured by the Sovereign people. As we all know, this kind of battery explodes as soon as it is done.
Xingjue and his teammates were in full battle. The long-legged Groot, who was originally used as the pillar of the stage, was jealous because of his outstanding dancing skills. If he can learn from a detective whose name is "Jiang" in the first word, and wear a pair of black-rimmed glasses that look very wise, he may be able to retain his life experience when his body shrinks. Not even the mind will return to the state of a child.
In the previous episode, Groot was dubbed by Van Diesel, the actor of "Fast and Furious", this time it was starring in another popular film series owned by Universal Pictures, and a film and television superstar with slightly better volume than Van Diesel. Minions dubbed. Although the appearance and the sound have changed, and the combat effectiveness has not been as good as before, Groot's heart for the team has not changed, and he continues to inspire his teammates through the whip of love. Drax, the spurred Destroyer, fought bravely to use the tactics used by Monkey King Monkey-entering the enemy's body. However, there is no use for eggs. The ultimate elimination of the tentacle monster still depends on the great sword of Kamora.
The triumphant members went to Ayesha to accept the award. In order to welcome them, the Sovereigns all dressed up as trophies, but did not intend to send themselves out. The reward for the members is a fierce little teacher. She is the sister Nebula of Kamora, one of the team members. The original mission ended here, the Galaxy Song and Dance Troupe can take Master Nebula to perform on the next planet. But the team with a button-shaped nose and sexy whiskers, acting as a rocket raccoon, couldn't restrain the craftsmanship of wanting to study mobile phones, so he went with a few Gaile [bee] batteries. So he and his teammates had to drive a spaceship without a child seat to avoid being chased by the Sovereigns, and it was not surprising that there was a traffic accident.
The troubled Star Lord was rescued by a kind elder. It turns out that this person who claims to be "the first brother of the Milky Way" is his Amma, who is coming to pick him up to his home planet. Xingjue readily accepted the invitation, and took Kamora and Drax away with his brother. The rocket, who was suspicious of the first brother, took Groot to stay to repair the spacecraft and guard Master Nebula by the way. But soon they were attacked by predators.
It was Yongdu Xingjue's foster father who led the attack. He was hired by a brother to pick up the young Xing Jue from the earth, because the child looked delicious, so he accepted him as a son. For this son and his accomplices, Yongdu repeatedly released water and lost the Universe Magic Ball, which is one of the infinite gems, causing misunderstandings among his former comrades, and his subordinates gradually began to refuse to obey orders. In order to re-establish his authority among the predators, Yongdu accepted the commission of the Sovereigns and led the team to hunt down the Star Jue's gang. As a result, his men were heavily trained by rockets with various props such as trampolines, anesthesia needles, and stun guns. Yongdu had to do it himself. However, after he restrained the Rockets, he was merciful again because of the opponent's high-looking appearance and the chic temperament similar to his own. This time he was finally unable to convince the public anymore, and the predators led by his subordinate Zhao Ritian launched a rebellion.
As a captive, Master Nebula has always been very wary of rockets, worrying that this guy with prosthetic hoarding will covet his manipulators, so taking advantage of the confrontation between the rockets and the predators, he tricked the ignorant and ignorant Groot into releasing himself. After getting out of the trap, Master Nebula launched a sudden attack, and instantly overwhelmed the two forces, and then drove the spaceship that the predators honored her to chase and kill her sister Kamora.
The Rockets couldn't help laughing at the name of Zhao Ritian, the new leader of the predator, and was thrown into the cell and locked up with the defeated Yongdu. Yongdu is a man who cares very much about his hairstyle. Only by combing his moxigan head can he have fighting spirit, so their hope of escape rests on the petite Groot. He must steal Yongdu's new hairspray. . Groot perfectly avoided all the features of the target item, and basically stole all the things that could be stolen from the spaceship. There was no need for courage. In the end, it was a crew member Craglin who was similar to the rocket mystery. A helping hand was reached. After finishing his haircut, Yongdu finally had a chance to show off his musical prowess, and a whistle blew away the spaceship to Zhao Ritian's predators. Before Zhao Ritian died, he didn't forget to make another ruin and leaked the whereabouts of Yongdu and others to the Sovereigns. When he reported his name bravely, the meticulous Sovereign finally couldn't hold back, because the name seemed to them to be very hilarious.
On Brother Yi's home planet, Xingjue and his two teammates are sightseeing leisurely. Xingjue learned of his life experience from his Ama. He only knew that his Ama came from a star, but now he discovered that his Ama himself is a star. While Xingjue and his brother were learning tortoise-style qigong, Drax and Kamora who came with him were received by the female technician Mantis Mei, who was responsible for helping the insomniac brother fall asleep. The inexperienced mantis girl took full advantage of this opportunity to learn social etiquette with the two-meter-eight EQ Drax. For example, you can praise a girl as ugly. Of course we know that it is very impolite to talk to a girl like this, but if the object of your humiliation is against an Asian face, then it doesn't matter, she will readily accept whatever you call her.
After becoming the second generation of God, the triumphant Xing Jue wanted to do something indescribable with Kamora, but the latter felt more and more suspicious of the planet under his feet. Xingjue thought that Kamora was jealous that she had recognized a good Ama, and the two had a big fight and broke up. Kamora, who was sulking, was venting with two unscrupulous dog-tail grasses that showed her affection in front of her, when she suddenly encountered her sister Nebula who came to hunt down her. When the sisters met, they were extremely excited. Kamora couldn't help but greet her sister with the famous words of Teacher Chen Xiaozheng: You are crazy! After a couple of shots and wrestling, the sisters slowly calmed down and confided in each other's feelings for each other.
Kamora and Nebula accidentally came to a cave full of bones when they were fighting. The praying mantis woman who had found her conscience told the truth, it turned out that these were all the children of brother one. He messed up the relationship between men and women like Mitsumasa Cityto, in order to give birth to worthy offspring. But except for Xing Jue, all the other children were Muggles, and they were of no use to him, so they were dealt with. Not only that, even Xing Jue's mother was killed by him.
After learning the true face of Brother Yi, Kamora and others decided to get out of the clutches of the savior. At the same time, Yongdu, Rockets and Groot also came to rescue. Coming with them was the Sovereign army that had been trailing behind. Fortunately, Sister Mantis showed her supernatural powers to hypnotize her brother, preventing her teammates from being flanked by both sides. The spacecraft that was filled with enemy planes strengthened by the weapon master rocket instantly dropped, and the Sovereign people hiding in the Internet cafes had no choice but to go offline collectively. However, during the fierce battle, Sister Mantis was accidentally stunned, her hypnotism failed, and Brother Yi awakened again.
To destroy the living planet of Brother Yi, you must blow up his core. At this time, the Gaile [BEEP] cell phone battery that the Rockets walked along came in handy. After his slight modification, the battery became a powerful bomb, carried by the petite Groot into the core of the first brother.
In order to install bombs for Groot and buy time for other teammates to retreat, the Star Lord, who was developed by Ama, decided to single out his anthropomorphic form of Ama. Brother Yi's Celestial Clan is similar to the Saiyans, and the offspring born from interbreeding with humans are more powerful than the purebred ones. One brother was quickly beaten all over the floor by his son to find teeth. At the last moment, he wanted to use immortality and boundless mana to lure the Star Lord, but the latter would rather return to Muggle. Faced with this man who killed his mother and crushed his mother's relics, trampling on his music dreams, Xingjue only wanted to get rid of him, and would never be able to get along with him again.
The core of the living planet was detonated, and Xingjue, who had nowhere to escape, had to be buried. At this time, his adoptive father, Yongdu, ventured to rescue him and left the last set of spacesuits to this unrelated person. Relationship son. "He may have given birth to you, but he is not worthy of being your Laozi." After speaking the last few words with Xingjue, Yongdu's life was quickly evaporated by space.
Faced with Yongdu's body, Xingjue finally realized that the man in front of him was the brave father like the Knight Rider that he had dreamed of since he was a child. He and his teammates held a grand funeral for the foster father, and Yongdu's former comrades also came to mourn him. The old guys also decided to reorganize a sunset red version of the Guardians of the Galaxy. The captains will be the brothers and sisters of Stallone and Michelle Yeoh who can transform into Ranma.
Cragrin inherited Yongdu's weapons and hairstyle, but his musical talent was obviously not enough, and he accidentally injured his teammates. Whether you want to be an anti-corruption chief or an interstellar pirate in this era, whistling is an essential skill for you.
Ayesha, who has repeatedly suffered under Xingjue and others, learned from the pain and began to study a new secret weapon-the magician Adam. Just as Ao created the Vision and finally added combat power to the Avengers, this is about to become another classic case of the enemy helping to build teammates.
Baby Groot quickly grows into a teenager with internet addiction. Xingjue can't do anything about it. Maybe he can only turn to Rocket Raccoon, who is as keen on electric people as Professor Yang Yongxin.
The hustle and bustle was gone, and all that should be left was gone, leaving only the old Stan Lee who had a whole story. The next time someone comes to accompany him to chatter, it will probably be Spider-Man soon.
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Before the release of "Deadpool" last year, "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" should be the strangest superhero movie. The superheroes before them, such as Captain America and Iron Man, have very different ideas, but they all have the brilliance of the gods in the world. On the contrary, Xingjue, who did have half of the Protoss bloodline, was full of cocky aura, and his companions were all similar in temperament. It's such a mob, but they have done a career that is no less heroic than other heroes. It is exciting to watch them save the galaxy, but after watching it, I feel unbelievable: Did I really watch a superhero movie just now? The attributes of this team are as many people have summarized-funny.
However, the once rare species is not surprising after the audience watched "Ant-Man", "Deadpool" and "Suicide Squad". Now that the sequel "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" returns to the audience's vision, it is difficult to conquer the audience with freshness. Compared with other alternative superhero films, perhaps the biggest advantage is a good mass base.
In fact, the first half of "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" even faintly reveals a feeling of poor skills, especially the setting of the laugh point, the first 50 minutes are basically deliberate and low. For example, Ayesha went to find Yongdu to set up a task, and the pretence was halfway stuck. This kind of bridge is not new. A few months ago, the domestic film "Journey to the West: The Demons" appeared in the Jiugong real person. The way it is handled is much more interesting; there are also Rockets repeatedly mocking the name of Taserface, which is also very similar to the interaction between Deadpool and Ajax. It can be said that in the first half of the movie, the audience can't laugh at the scenes where the characters laugh. The Spring Festival Gala needs someone to lead, and now Marvel movies also need to arrange characters to lead the laugh.
Just when I thought this movie was going to be a mess, the appearance of Groot, the strange thief, saved the film’s sense of humor. In addition to the outstanding performance of the two cute characters, Groot and Rockets, Michael Rook, who plays Yongdu, also showed a very happy acting. The expression changes from hopeful to helpless collapse made this uncle who looks a bit fierce and evil. Adds a bit of cuteness. From this point on, the film is not getting better, but with full firepower in an instant, so that people don't want to miss another second.
The whistle and arrow clearing the portal that followed it feels a lot like the most classic Magneto jailbreak scene in "X-Men 2", which is as cool and calm, but combined with surveillance video and the assists of the cute duo. New tricks. When I saw this, I realized that the protagonists in the film are divided into two groups in order to use one group of people to advance the main story, and another group of people to fully demonstrate the fun of the movie.
In the second half of the line between Lord Star and Jue, the plot trend gradually became clearer due to the poor view of the villain, which made it less boring. The villains before the Marvel Cinematic Universe are either that hateful people must have a pitiful place, or they have strange brain circuits that make the audience feel unable to keep up with their ideas, or they simply lack a sense of existence. In short, there are few that really make the audience feel angry. But this time Ego is different. He is really as his name suggests. He pretends to be himself. Even if he keeps saying that he has loved, it is also a selfish love. He can kill his lover and children. He claims to be a god. Pure demon. Some people may say that the way of thinking of these alien gods cannot be measured by the emotions of ordinary people. But the Asgardians of another protoss are obviously more humane, and their unlimited life and powerful power make them more consciously take on the responsibility of protecting the weak. Even Loki, a foreigner from Asgard, regards human life as a must, but at least he has a strong affection for his adoptive parents (and his brother). A villain is not so disgusting even if it is ruthless. The most despicable thing is to use and hurt the feelings of others.
In stark contrast to Ego is Xingjue's foster father, Yongdu. It was mentioned that the most exciting funny and action scenes of the film are the main force, and the most sensational part is still borne by him. When Xingjue was on the verge of collapse and kneeling in front of Ego, the good memories of the past came to mind. No doubt, every picture was very warm, but the scene where Yongdu taught Xiaoxingjue to shoot. Maybe it’s because Yongdu’s excellent performance has already made me regard him as the first protagonist and the most caring role in my mind. So when his ending came, the sadness lingered in his heart for a long time and couldn't let it go.
Yongdu's sacrifice is not only the biggest teardrop in this film, but also the most tearful scene in the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe so far. Although there are often character sacrifices in previous movies, the degree of abuse is not as good as this time. The thing I can't stand the most is the death near the end of the movie. Although it is also sad when Coulson from "Avengers 1" and Freja from "Thor 2" die, since the tragedy happened in the middle of the movie, the audience will have enough time to be distracted by the other exciting plots of the movie, so It's not too uncomfortable. In contrast, although Kuaiyin killed by "Avengers 2" does not have many chances in the film, but because his sacrifice occurred at the end, it will cause a strong sense of depression. And this time, Yongdu was the last sacrifice, and he and Xing Jue had the same father and son, but Xing Jue never called him his father, and even hurriedly dismissed it when others pointed out the father-son relationship between them. This kind of regret and remorse similar to "children want to support but not to be loved" has greatly strengthened the tragedy. Even if there are as many as five or funny and inspiring easter eggs, it is not enough to calm the sadness caused by the sacrifice of courage. mood.
"Guardians of the Galaxy 2" again took the Hollywood movie's "family" theme, but the direction of the discussion is more clear, highlighting the view that "family is around, you don't have to travel around the galaxy to find it", which is obviously better than some Movies that only groan and chant the slogan "family", such as the recent release of "Fast and Furious 8", should more arouse the emotional resonance of the audience. The interesting point is that just as the "Fast and Furious" series continue to receive "Game of Thrones" actors (another important reemployment center for the actors of the show is the "X-Men" series), "Guardians of the Galaxy" also successively There are constant actors from "Fast and Furious". Except for Van Diesel, who dubbed the tree-person Groot in the two films (the second part is his voice, except for Groot, who is adolescent in the end of the credits, can vaguely hear his voice. In the main film, it can be replaced by anyone's voice. What's more, there is only one line over and over again, and it feels like it's just a name), Jermaine Hansu in "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" also appeared in "Fast and Furious 7", and the big villain library of "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" Russell also played an important role in the "Fast and Furious" series, Mr. Anonymous. According to this development, the future "Guardians of the Galaxy" is likely to usher in more bald heads besides Drax and Nebula. But if you can pull Wonder Woman, who has already received a lunch box in the "Fast and Furious" series, then it will be amazing.
As mentioned above, the first 50 minutes of this film made me feel very boring, but after seeing that some deliberate and even slightly embarrassing joke settings in the first half of the film are actually serving the plot, the disgust faded. Generally speaking, the film still maintains the level of Marvel Studios. Although the ending sensationalism is not my favorite routine, but if I want to evaluate it objectively, I have to admit that the sensationalism is good. There is only one thing I still can't let go of, that is, Drax's relentless criticism of Mantis Girl's looks. Even if I know that Drax's character just speaks without going through the brain, it is easy to make people laugh or cry, but when the subject he criticizes is against an Asian face, I still can't laugh it off. Some people would say that the actress Pon Clementev is Canadian and has a Russian name. I don't care about those, what I saw is that she has an East Asian face similar to you and me. When others want to discriminate against you, they won't look through your passport and check the eighteenth generation of your ancestors. They only know that since East Asians are easy to bully, they will continue to squeeze them as soft persimmons when they encounter those who grow up like this in the future.
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