perfect clumsy

Tod 2022-03-21 09:01:18

Saw "Superman Returns" after dinner.

Of course, the film critics I admire are those who ponder Kurosawa Akira, Luc Besson, and Masashi Yokochi in the dark room time and time again, and disdain watching such typical cartoons


. Cute, good looking. Brandon Routh is as flawless as Ben Affleck. However, it is more clean in the American countryside, suitable for advertising men's skin cleanser. Fortunately, I heard that I already have a girlfriend, otherwise I might soon be walking the rivers and lakes as someone's boyfriend----you must know that Hollywood is full of hordes of female wolves, and innocent eyes are precisely what sisters and aunts have the most. Love. Sharon said the kid was just too perfect and had no character. I think she means someone has to come out with a scar to save the world, and it has to be S-shaped.


One question, why do these heroes have to be journalists? Superman doesn't seem to be afraid of appearing in this film. He often appears in front of the public with a proud smile, without the mystery of an idol at all. So ignorant of marketing strategy, after people get used to idol + action, I think they will be "crushed by the wheels of the times" sooner or later.


There is no suspense in the film, and it is estimated that the target audience is a new generation who has not caught up with the 1978 version of "Superman" endorsed by Christopher Reeve. The bad guy is a typical bald head + extravagant pomp + vulgar beauty. Children don't need to ask their parents who is the bad guy and who is the good guy. Why Kevin Spacey took the show is an unforgettable mystery. Where did his The Usual Suspects energy go? Learn more from brother Chao Wei, don't be complacent with the best actor and act in commercial films at the price. I think it's impossible for Tommy Leung not to get a lifetime achievement award.


The most hateful thing is that the woman around the boss has no technical content at all. She has no brain, can't make plans, no muscles, no fighting, and no passion. Trembling, how can you help a man become a big deal?


Audiences with a higher IQ than Forrest Gump all know that the child is produced by Superman. It looks like a combination of aliens and earthlings that is super unsuitable for the air. When asthma reaches the extreme, it becomes infinitely powerful. Bullying my mother!". As far as the current level is concerned, the descendants of the Kryptonians have not yet reached their potential. Although they have innate immunity to Kryptonian radiation, they do not seem to be as strong as the Nameks. If you want to know whether the advanced races and the backward groups can create strong and invincible people, take a look. Back to Hollywood Breakdown.


For some reason, the film still has a strong sense of small farmers, maybe it is the return of human nature. Why do you say Nirvana? Basis 1, why did Superman wake up knowing that the child was his own? I don't think Lois Lane said I love you. Superman's father left Superman's last words for thousands of years, and Superman's bedside motto for his son is obviously passed down from father to son. Superman never fucking showed up. Pulitzer Prize winner Lois Lane is nothing more than a fertility carrier. Blood is thicker than water, blood is thicker than water.


According to the second, the film has a very lovely sense of real estate. Lex Luther dreamed of creating a new world out of powerful crystals, and then using the land to collect money from humans. This idea explains: the screenwriter fully understands the hard truth that land is a scarce resource, and it is estimated that he is also an American house slave. It's a pity that you don't have a deep knowledge of the industry, and you don't even think about it. How much money do you have to spend on development and construction in such a rugged continent? Did Trump invest in this film? There is another question. They are also made of crystals. Why is ice that emerges in the North Pole, and black rock that emerges in the ordinary seabed?


Of course, we were very pleasantly surprised to see that the appearance of Superman has changed a bit. For example, the unchanging lock of hair has been changed to the left side, and the glasses have become smaller; at the same time, the clothing is more modern, such as the leather cape is dark red, It is suitable for being beaten into a puddle under the gray-black sky to create a hero's momentary helplessness; for example, the underwear worn outside is now taking the sexy route of low waist.


After watching the movie at 12 o'clock and passing by the downstairs of the company, we all thought of the superwoman who must be still in the company.

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Extended Reading
  • Rashawn 2021-10-20 19:02:55

    It's actually a sad story

  • Cassandre 2022-03-24 09:01:19

    Generally speaking, the plot is more protracted, a lot of chirping

Superman Returns quotes

  • Lex Luthor: [while kicking Superman] Didn't your dad ever teach you to *walk* before you *leap*?

  • Jimmy Olsen: [leans over an unsuspecting Clark who is holding a family photo of Lois, Jason, and Richard] Ha, yea! He looks just like his mom. Already takes after her too, especially when it comes to getting into trouble.

    Clark Kent: [obviously confused] Mother?

    Jimmy Olsen: Oh yea, well I guess you've been gone. Fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy.

    Clark Kent: [cracks the glass and winces] I'm sorry.

    Jimmy Olsen: [takes the picture from Clark] It's okay. She's got plenty of them.

    Clark Kent: She's married?

    Jimmy Olsen: Yeah, well no, its more of a prolonged engagement, but don't ask Miss Lane when they're tying the knot because she hates that question