1
A very lifelike film.
We are either arguing or having sex.
You are his family, you can only send the spring breeze behind your back, not spit in the face.
The husband went to Vietnam and adopted a child.
We come from different families, but love connects us closely, experiencing ups and downs together.
2
Sexy bear hug.
Dancing for children in kindergarten.
Superman is an illegal immigrant?
Sometimes things are contrary to expectations, but you have to persevere.
3
Ask me to give up being myself, even for a second.
Believe that someone loves you, and someone likes you.
Deliberately ingratiating is annoying.
The son-in-law is like a daughter-in-law in front of his father-in-law, eh.
The four men hugged each other to resolve the conflict.
4
Starting from the 16th minute, Mitchell bulged as he talked, haha.
She is not only beautiful, but also has a convincing confidence.
A family that truly loves each other is a family member who can tolerate foreigners, gays, and crazy women.
The romantic and explicit song everyone shook their heads when they heard it in public, but in private they were learning to sing secretly.
5
Family conflicts always endure, and the more conflicts accumulate, the greater the risk of conflicts breaking out, which can also cause trouble to the upper body.
What's wrong with young and old love? What's wrong with homosexuality?
How to resolve family conflicts? Everyone should be a dog in the water.
6
Children need the trust of their parents, which is very, very important.
Don't think that it is not good for a child to wear a cloak, and don't let him wear it.
It's good to say the inner monologue in time.
In the United States, can minors learn to drive?
7
One hour of training can make a person a genius?
The rule of becoming a good salesperson is "must make a deal."
We are all a little careful.
The siblings have been with the same man.
The figure skating posture is very cool.
8
The couple’s wedding anniversary should have a sense of ritual and give gifts to both parties.
9
——On his birthday, just give him a gift card. ——Who have you been tortured since childhood?
In fact, girls don’t like romantic ones. They like powerful or successful men. If you don’t touch either, then you have to be a funny and humorous man.
When the time is up, the true goddess will fall from the sky.
Make a cover for the comb.
I only know the good stuff after using it.
Karma, chain reaction.
There are four kinds of clowns.
10
Mexicans are used to playing pranks at Christmas.
Christmas, learn to forgive others.
People make mistakes, but people can make up for them.
11
Show "Scarface" to children.
The night belongs to poets and lunatics.
Regarding your dressing up in front of the firefighters, give me a little more time to let go, I'll be fine.
12
Spherical wife: Bear boyfriend.
Our lover is different from us, so there will be conflicts, but what you want is a different person.
Russian puppet show.
This episode is really dramatic.
13
It's silly if you don't follow the feeling and seize the opportunity to fall in love.
Those of your male friends, he is the only one who doesn’t hook me up, so he is not gay?
My face was ashamed as it burned.
The flowers suddenly burned.
Don't force an old gay out of the closet. He has hidden deeply and doesn't want to expose himself to pain.
Men who like to talk about clothes are basically gay.
Some girls do not know how to use the remote control.
Human nature is always difficult to change, and if you want to change it is to add or subtract 15%.
The full-time housewife is to take care of the family.
"Working Girl".
14
For straight men, the dressing room is the dressing room, for gays, the dressing room is the strip club.
Our ass kissed.
My fourth lover is in San Francisco.
The movie "Love to the Depth".
15
It would be nice if all old women had temperament like you.
——I will get fat. ——I will guard you too.
Play something normal next time.
16
The pigeon is too treacherous.
The queen suffers.
I only understand one-fifth.
——We truce. --OK.
Can you smile, the examiner who invigilates the driver’s license? If you smile, I won't be so nervous.
In the United States, minors can also take a driver’s license.
Even the suggestions I received are second-hand.
We have children, and we worry about whether they are gregarious and safe, but we just need to take a deep breath, hug them, and hope everything is well.
It's impossible for people to go well. If everything goes well, you must cherish the present.
17
A lie depends on countless lies to circumvent the lie.
Generally speaking, the predecessor comes to the door because he wants to reminisce about the smell of rolling the bed sheets with you.
Most of the women on facebook are not serious, and most of them are dating?
Enough of the oppression of overtime, then find a job that does not require overtime.
18
We were afraid of being different from ordinary people at first, and then we wanted to be different from ordinary people.
Mitchell’s blankets are good.
Aliens will dissolve us into liquids for fuel?
19
Jobs, Joe's gang leader.
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20
Command to play basketball and set a good strategy for each person.
twenty one
Keeping pets can cultivate a child's sense of responsibility.
Hidden under his sweet appearance is more sweetness.
Luke, the bear boy, put himself in a dog cage, eh.
Dogs who like bras.
twenty two
When you hear someone sneezing, you can comfort him by saying "bless you" (God bless you).
When you need your partner's help, just speak up.
You need to be able to know the needs of your partner.
I love you to the limit now.
There is a handsome guy for you at five o'clock.
Get on the plane drunk and pretend to be a "zombie hug".
twenty three
Imprisonment for "life marriage".
Be honest with your partner and don't go to the lavender pasture if you don't want to go, otherwise you will be unhappy if you are forced to go.
--It's so kind of you. ——I have always been so good.
Parents need to be the eyes of the tiger, just stare at the child, not need to follow the child closely.
Tell the child: You can't get in a stranger's car casually.
Traveling with my parents is like sitting next to two statues.
Luke, the bear kid, baked cheese with an iron.
Homecoming.
——Thank you for not scolding me. ——That would be too cruel, and I will scold you when you wake up.
I put my wallet in the front pocket, so I pressed it hard against you.
Phil and his father-in-law were trapped in a hammock and shaking, haha.
twenty four
You are the only person in the family who doesn't wear white pants.
Where are my good underwear?
Seeing Kobe, tears.
Life is not perfect.
Just a happy family.
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