I don't know if I'm insulting the princess or the audience by linking this film to the princess I knew in my childhood.
The logic of the whole movie is very problematic, and I echoed in one sentence "This is all right???"
It's good to mention the advantages first, because there are really few. Jasmine's image in casting is quite good. She is really amazing in the blue peacock dress. She can sing one or two songs.
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First of all, Aladdin showed his identity as a "thief". Later, it was mentioned that his parents died and he could only grow up by stealing, so even if you steal something to eat when you were a child, you are still stealing to make a living for such a young man now? ? That's it? ? Still kind? Undeveloped diamonds? To be honest, I didn't find Aladdin's second advantage after watching the whole movie except that he could run. (Even the appearance is not my type, in my eyes it is no different from that Abu)
Then, as soon as Jasmine appeared on the stage, she generously took two loaves of bread from the stall owner and gave it to the children. The stall owner turned his head to see how he took my bread for nothing. Give me the money. Jasmine: "No money." The stall owner said that he had no money to pay for your bracelet. Jasmine is struggling in all kinds of ways, this is my mother's relic! It's not your princess or you secretly go out without anyone and you don't bring money? You don't have any other valuable jewelry without money, and you don't have any of your mother's relics? Can you take other people's things for granted? ? Then Aladdin came out at this time to be a hero to save the beauty. I thought he was here to help and give money, but the result? ? ? Pull Jasmine and start running? ? As expected of you, dead thief? Then these ten minutes are the show time for the whole parkour stall owner chasing the money Aladdin Jasmine sings.
At this time, it was not difficult to understand how Jasmine Aladdin ended up together. Is it really a bastard looking at mung beans?
The stall owner is really miserable. Tool man of tool man. Some people lie to you without paying you, even if you don’t do business, you send someone to chase you out, and you get smashed by all kinds of flour and kicked off a high-rise building.
The villain, a magic wand that controls people's hearts, tries to control the king three times in the film and stops as soon as someone comes, isn't it because you are so magical that you can't come a few more times and let the king directly give you the zen seat? Anyway, the country is a princess without precedent. Or if you want to get more power, you will get it earlier. You have to wait for that magic lamp to wipe it?
The wishing mechanism of the magic lamp is also speechless. The male protagonist can trick the elf with a wish to send him out of the hole even though he didn't wipe the magic lamp, but apart from that time, the elf has no autonomy at all and can only obediently listen to people's wishes? The wish is also to die for. Aladdin made a wish to become a king and changed his clothes and added an honor guard to the door. If it's not me, it's more thoughtful than you to rent a set of services, right? The prince is just a made-up name? Nothing?
The villain made a wish to be the king and it turned out to be more watery. Did you have two minutes to be the king? Doesn't the whole change just fly the old king's hat onto the villain's head? Your throne is recognized by hats? The hat area said to the general: Since you are abiding by the law, you must listen to me. Is that what the general heard? ? Tied up the old king and princess? ?
Then the princess firstly accepted the complacency, and suddenly sang a song, turned her head and shouted that it was wrong! The general said, "Let her speak!!" Jasmine said, "General!! We all know you are loyal!! But don't be so obedient!! Don't listen to everything!!"
So the general obediently felt that Jasmine was right! ! He turned his head and asked the soldier to tie the villain again. The villain finds out that being king is useless! I made my second wish to be the strongest wizard!
Excuse me, if your soldiers listen to the generals if they don't listen to the old king or the new king, why don't you just make a wish to be a general? The king has nothing but a hat, does he?
Oh, and there is a paragraph in front of Aladdin who was addicted to power and didn't want to use his third wish to free the elves, so he had a big fight and ran back to the broken house. He sang and woke up as soon as he got home. Your song is the greatest magic! ! Does it change every time you sing? ?
And the magic lamp villain who was originally Aladdin stole it and could make three wishes directly. Since Jasmine stole the magic lamp like this, wouldn't it be fragrant to just wipe it off and make a wish? Did she have to carry it and run around and snatch it away? ?
In the end, I don't even want to complain. The villain is the strongest and ruthless. After killing Aladdin twice before, he had to save everyone's life, and he had to marry a princess who didn't seem to like it to disgust the old king. Finally, I made a wish to become the strongest in the universe and became another magic lamp elf. Isn't "re-becoming" not called the "best" in the universe under the premise that the original magic lamp spirit still exists? If he is not like the elf, he can have autonomy and freedom, but it can be regarded as surpassing the Smurfs. But then the storyline is unplayable. (laugh)
In the end, the suspense elf forced Aladdin to make a third wish to become a prince again (would it not count as a wish made before love?) or to cancel the law that "princesses can only marry princes" so that he and Jasmine could be together. But Aladdin resolutely chose to give the elves freedom.
At this time, the old king who was willing to recognize a prince when he saw a prince was very righteous again. Before, because of the death of his wife, Jasmine was directly locked up. I don't know how many years I didn't even know the money. He also said that the tradition of not letting a princess succeed the throne for thousands of years made Jasmine get married quickly. Suddenly, I felt that it would be good for Jasmine to be the king. Jasmine lifted the restrictions on the princess' marriage on the spot and finally succeeded in being with Aladdin.
So your wishes are all a joke? Isn't it true? Are you doing whatever you want without reason?
It can only be said that Disney has abolished a good real-life princess IP. I feel like my brain has been raped. I thought Deep Sleep 2 was so rotten that it was really shameless to dare to shoot it. It turns out that there is this film as the lower limit. Hit a willing to suffer it! this one? It can only be said that I wish Jasmine your country is full of thieves and fools like you and Aladdin to make you the most happy. Now I want to borrow a brain from heaven that I haven't seen this movie. It's really a headache. The more I think about it, the more angry I get.
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