Three points to complain: Spencer is dead! This game is perverted! Repairman sucks!

Dillon 2022-03-22 09:01:34

1. Spencer is a loser who is addicted to games to escape reality. He is greedy for Dr. Yong Shi and turns into a female thief. It was he who committed suicide to bring back the last smashed game console and reinstalled it, and it was he who committed suicide to enter the game.

In particular, Spencer killed himself! ! ! ! ! ! Because there is no reason to make the second film, so Spencer should be arranged to die? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! !

As a result, the loyal classmates still have to save him. For Spencer's selfish behavior, a single word of sorry will suffice? ? If you kill yourself, you will die, and you will also implicate your classmates and family? ! Did the family members forgive him?

Only "Refrigerator" Fritsch's reaction is normal, only he was very angry and excited and scolded Spencer several times, this is a normal person's reaction!

Once again successfully returned to reality, are you still so calm, chatting and laughing at a dinner party? Have you forgotten the nine-death life just now? Even if you forgive the dying Spencer, that's ruining the console anyway!

2. How many villains, tyrants and careerists are there in Jumanji? Why is a game Jumanji so dangerous?

And you're dangerous to me? ! Why pull in real people to help you play? ! Is there no one in there? ! Can NPCs resist? ! the future of jumanji is in your hand? I care about your Jumanji's fate? ! Why do people in real life risk their lives to help you? !

Forcing people to play, this is a perverted game of a domineering bastard. The game itself is the biggest villain.

3. In the last Easter egg of the movie, there is a repairman with a stubborn pen. You are just a worker who comes to repair the furnace. This is not your home and it is not a public place, so why do you have so many hands? ? If you haven't seen this kind of game machine, you need to touch it with more hands? ? Then if there is a rare gem or antique in someone's house, and you haven't seen it before, should you also touch it or what?

Completely bluntly come up with the third part. At the end, the four of them said that they really don't enter the game anymore. I just want to not enter your ball. The third Sony has officially announced it. It turned out that the easter egg arranged for a repairman to fix the pen, and he played the game with many hands. As a result, the ostrich in the game ran into the real world.

Did the writers have no other idea than to go through an inexplicably multi-handed repairman? It would be more reasonable to say that Spencer's mother touched the game. Besides, you have already experienced two games, and successfully escaped from death and returned to reality. Why didn't you completely destroy this perverted game for the first time? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Well, for such a profitable series, there must be a third part.

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    Ruby: Too late! That was the first thing I did.