Brother Long is old, can he still eat?

Trenton 2022-03-17 09:01:04

I grew up watching Brother Long’s films, so no matter what type of films he played, I watched it first. When Brother Long was filming in Hong Kong, he was the director himself, and he shot all Long’s style films, Hong Kong-style films. The humor and the hard fighting of the young dragon, I like it very much.

But since the eldest brother entered Hollywood, he has become an actor, and was turned into a clown by some rubbish directors in the United States. Watching "The Baby Project" I laughed, cried, and thought deeply, but watching these American films, I only laughed at the time. The great Long Ge gave up his personality and character for the global market. I am just speechless. . .

Brother Long is getting old, and watching him in the movie with a wrinkled face jumps up and down to do the actions of some young actors, I can't help but feel sad, the hero is sunset. I suddenly thought that if Bruce Lee was alive until now, I don't know if he would have made martial arts films. . .

In the film, when Brother Long wanted to celebrate that they found the list of "What Stars", he even said that he wanted to find a third-level film to celebrate. The director wanted to be funny, but I couldn't laugh at it. It's too pitiful to have to rely on such a low-level silly B black man to attract people. It's not his lines. . .

"Rush hour 3" attracts audiences with some near-naked women, and the mentally retarded plot can be found in almost all of the previous films. Too many coincidences. . . At the end, the two of them flew a parachute for a long time before landing, but the bad old guy found them all at once. What is this guy not Superman? The stupid B policeman who came at the end turned out to be a prophet, and it was immediately obvious that they had killed the triad. What a fucking stupid B-plot.

Why did Zhang Jingchu choose her, because she looks too much like Zhang Ziyi. . . In line with American aesthetic standards. . .

In short, the screenwriter is stupid B, the director is stupid B, the black stupid B, poor Brother Long accompanied a group of stupid B to make a stupid B movie, hey, my hero in my childhood was ruined like this. . .

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Extended Reading
  • Fay 2022-04-20 09:01:38

    No 2 is wonderful, and there is no joke. The last clip of the film flying down from the Eiffel Tower, let's not talk about the feasibility in reality, but the bridge section is very old, the same as 2. In fact, the best looking in this series is 2, followed by 1, and finally 3.

  • Antwan 2022-03-22 09:01:38

    Sure enough, it's a sequel, and it really didn't jump out of the template.

Rush Hour 3 quotes

  • Detective James Carter: Come on, Crouching Tiger! Don't you hide that dragon!

  • Detective James Carter: Freeze, or I'll blow your ass cheeks off!