Brother Long is old, can he still eat?

Trenton 2022-03-17 09:01:04

I grew up watching Brother Long’s films, so no matter what type of films he played, I watched it first. When Brother Long was filming in Hong Kong, he was the director himself, and he shot all Long’s style films, Hong Kong-style films. The humor and the hard fighting of the young dragon, I like it very much.

But since the eldest brother entered Hollywood, he has become an actor, and was turned into a clown by some rubbish directors in the United States. Watching "The Baby Project" I laughed, cried, and thought deeply, but watching these American films, I only laughed at the time. The great Long Ge gave up his personality and character for the global market. I am just speechless. . .

Brother Long is getting old, and watching him in the movie with a wrinkled face jumps up and down to do the actions of some young actors, I can't help but feel sad, the hero is sunset. I suddenly thought that if Bruce Lee was alive until now, I don't know if he would have made martial arts films. . .

In the film, when Brother Long wanted to celebrate that they found the list of "What Stars", he even said that he wanted to find a third-level film to celebrate. The director wanted to be funny, but I couldn't laugh at it. It's too pitiful to have to rely on such a low-level silly B black man to attract people. It's not his lines. . .

"Rush hour 3" attracts audiences with some near-naked women, and the mentally retarded plot can be found in almost all of the previous films. Too many coincidences. . . At the end, the two of them flew a parachute for a long time before landing, but the bad old guy found them all at once. What is this guy not Superman? The stupid B policeman who came at the end turned out to be a prophet, and it was immediately obvious that they had killed the triad. What a fucking stupid B-plot.

Why did Zhang Jingchu choose her, because she looks too much like Zhang Ziyi. . . In line with American aesthetic standards. . .

In short, the screenwriter is stupid B, the director is stupid B, the black stupid B, poor Brother Long accompanied a group of stupid B to make a stupid B movie, hey, my hero in my childhood was ruined like this. . .

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Rush Hour 3 quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Detective James Carter: We need to get her to relax.

    Chief Inspector Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.

    Detective James Carter: Lee!

    Chief Inspector Lee: Only $9.95.

  • Master Yu: May I help you?

    Detective James Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?

    Master Yu: Yu.

    Detective James Carter: No, not me. You.

    Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.

    Detective James Carter: Just answer the damn question! Who are you?

    Master Yu: I have told you!

    Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?

    Master Yu: No. Yu is blind.

    Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind.

    Master Yu: That is what I just said.

    Detective James Carter: You just said what?

    Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu.

    Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you.

    Master Yu: And Yu was answering.

    Detective James Carter: Shut up!

    Detective James Carter: You!

    Master Yu: Yes?

    Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name?

    Mi: Mi.

    Detective James Carter: Yes, you.

    Mi: I'm Mi.

    Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu.

    Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody's ass around here!