On how idiots fight clones at a low level

Emmie 2022-03-14 14:12:23

Let me put it in front of you, I know there are so-called 100,000 metaphors in this film, but what's so great about it? There is a metaphor in this year's suspense film, which is new? It is not too late for our domestic horror films to take revenge for ten years, or they will suffer from mental illness and insanity.

About ten minutes before the opening, the little girl stumbled into the haunted house. I thought it was a suspense movie. Then a family of four stood on the road. I thought it was a horror movie with a boring routine. When I saw the second clone family At the time, I almost laughed out loud, this is simply a comedy.

Then there is nothing to praise. As always, the hero of a suspenseful horror film is always arrogant and arrogant, and he can't do anything. In the end, the fool who drags his legs back, the child is always the master of trouble, and the heroine turns the tide in despair not fall.

It took 15 minutes for the police to arrive, but the police didn't show up in the end. I think if I get nervous, everyone should have a weapon in their hands. This is human instinct. Even if there is no baseball bat or kitchen knife, it is instinct to pick up a chair. Respond, but nothing happens. I still don't understand why the hero is blocking the door. Shouldn't he be guarding the door and whipping a stick when he's not prepared? In the end, he deserved to be hit with a broken leg. Then the heroine accepted that she had tortured herself with no logic at all, and I got an X.

And then I don't know which wholesale scissors, clones actually have a set of people, it's really a grievance to take grievances, and avenge revenge, they all find their own, the second hero is still stupid.

Then I didn't understand why the protagonist's family ran out and went to the second house to ask for help, why the heroine was left alone, it was incredible. Then the female protagonist gave the other party a clone of the male protagonist head-on, and it was all right.

Then began various performance art shows of human clones, which was really speechless.

Then there are all kinds of stupidity in the plot, and the male protagonist still insists on refusing to leave. This kind of situation is similar to "Zombie siege". Not escaping is simply against the instinct of people to escape. If I were the heroine, I would slap him ten big mouths first. !

In the last inexplicable fight, the heroine entered the haunted house again, and I don’t know who approved the license for this maze. Who built it at that time, and it has been in operation for so many years. Such a big haunted house has gone all out, and then “clone girl” "Then the performance art, obviously able to kill her, had to let the heroine breathe, and the last handcuffs actually became a weapon to block the knife and lock the throat, it was a weapon sent a thousand miles away.

By the way, the fighting is just a mess, the clones' ability to fight and fight is erratic throughout, or it's fine if the blade goes into the brain, and they are very happy when they cut their face, and then they are the same as ordinary people. Get down, don't know what this is all about.

In the end, the forced reversal of the ending made all logic and rationality once again lost to the point of utter loss. Is there such a bluntness? Come on, it’s really good for the director and screenwriter to be happy.

Okay, two stars, just treat it as a metaphor for expressing something, I'm here to watch a suspenseful horror movie, where did this come from? Do you think you are clever at concealment, and then the story, plot, and logic are all sloppy?

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  • Desiree 2022-04-23 07:01:40

    Jordan Peele has really gone further and further in anti-typing to a level where it almost has the style of the author (but doesn't), but I think the biggest problem is in the story (or the way it is told). From time to time, the film will reveal the slow pace of Continental, slowly expanding the perspective and audience perception one after another in cadence. Incorporates elements of a lot of horror sub-genres without feeling out of place. However, even with fresh and evocative audio-visual and playwriting skills, this seemingly step-by-step story, carefully crafted in every scene, is really uninteresting and has little sense of surprise. This story frequently reminds me of similar films like Shyamalan (such as "Death"), indulging in an adventure and slashing journey of a family of four that unfolds in a big story background with a lot of symbolic meanings. After the final world view is presented, it only feels contrived, even if there is a reversal that has been guessed for a long time, the emotions and aftertaste that should arise from this are washed away by this big setting. If you are looking forward to a horror movie or even a thriller, I think you can lower your expectations.

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    Ophelia: OK. Playing "Fuck tha Police" by N.W.A.

  • Red: Once upon a time, there was a girl and the girl had a shadow. The two were connected, tethered together. And the girl ate, her food was given to her warm and tasty. But when the shadow was hungry, he had to eat rabbit raw and bloody. On Christmas, the girl received wonderful toys; soft and cushy. But the shadow's toys were so sharp and cold they sliced through her fingers when she tried to play with them. The girl met a handsome prince and fell in love. But the shadow at that same time had Abraham, it didn't matter if she loved him or not. He was tethered to the girl's prince after all. Then the girl had her first child, a beautiful baby girl. But the shadow, she gave birth to a little monster. Umbrae was born laughing. The girl had a second child, a boy this time. They had to cut her open and take him from her belly. The shadow had to do it all herself. She named him Pluto, he was born to love fire. So you see, the shadow hated the girl so much for so long until one day the shadow realized she was being tested by God.