Prague Etude
I don't want to teach here anymore, I don't feel happy. These shallow, nasty kids. They stopped greeting me because I was not their teacher. They yelled out everything that came to their minds in class, thinking about how important it was. They brought the damn cookies into the classroom. They just laugh hahaha, like never thinking. I quit.
I can still listen to music, I can still fiddle with my vacuum cleaner, I'm old enough. My wife also accused me of being the same as my dad.
I want to be a courier. It is the bond of human relationship.
Don't say I'm old, you young people don't know the joys of old age. Oh, it turns out that the world of young people is so dangerous.
My wife asked me why I had to work, and I said I was a greeting type, like "Hi, I'm home" but I had to say "goodbye" first. She said I was talking nonsense. My daughter said that I can invent a theory for everything. My wife said I didn't want to stay at home because I didn't want to make her happy every day. She thought I hated her and she hated me too, saying I wasn't funny or funny anymore. She said she didn't expect anything from me, and she didn't expect anything from life. There's an old man who hooks up with her, and I think she's attractive again. I arranged a balloon trip with her and she said I just wanted to make myself happy
My next job is recycling bottles in supermarkets. I have a colleague, Mr. Talking Tuber, who used to be an officer, and I greeted him in the military way.
I love doing gymnastics, this is a set from 1948.
This supermarket job is interesting, I have free fresh bread, and I can't finish drinking beer. There are young girls and old men who claim to be my sister. I also revealed today's tomato specials while they were returning the bottle. Too bad she doesn't like it. I chatted with the talker, and he told me not to talk. Work is so fun. I won't go to heaven if there is no work. It's a lot happier to clean up the bottle than to clean up the little brat.
I also have a lovely grandson. Grandpa, have you forgotten how to pee? Grandpa, you can't hold the bear like this, he will have a nosebleed. My daughter was cheated on, how happy I was when she was her age, why was she so sullen. I introduce her to a former colleague. I taught him to give her a rose every day, to be persistent, to be silent, to be like a donkey. After the fifth flower he will be victorious. I was relieved to see my daughter in his car.
I would read those books I bought when I was in my old age, I'm a mature age, and I'm far from old. My eyes are sharp, although my body can't keep up, so let me ask the doctor. He put something on me to test my heart.
They built an empty bottle recycling machine, and the talker and I are going to be replaced by a metal one. I can't see the young body anymore, I'm still mature. I know why there are three dots on the wall, now there are four. I'm out of work again. I saw that tape and he looked much faster than me. I don't stay, I don't feel happy here. I can only talk to people through this damn tape.
I can catch thieves but I'm an idiot and put the electric kettle on the gas stove
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