"Death Evidence" - Don't think that FANS is easy to bully (October 3, 2007 Beifei movie viewing notes)

Darren 2022-03-19 09:01:03

When Kun Lang was exhausted, he challenged FANS's loyalty to the B-class cult and himself with a playful tribute.
This time, without the black dialogue and relaxed rhythm of "Reservoir Dogs", without the savage personality symbols and interactive narrative structure of "Pulp Fiction", without the exquisite violent aesthetics of "Kill Bill", it cannot even be like "Jackie Brown" tells a story as serious as eight hundred children. Quentin spent what little talent he had left on how to use scratches, cassettes and black screens to make a '70s video, completely lost in the eccentricities.
After today, the most boring dialogue in film history is no longer a few big men discussing whether or not to tip before robbing a bank and whether "Like a Virgin" is Madonna's best album, but a few Y-head films. , giggling about his sexual life. More than 40 minutes, there is no moment of peace, as a loyal Kun fan, I can only grab the hand that just wants to press fast forward, and control myself not to be crazy like the supreme treasure, and wonder how Y is on the third side. Not dead yet. Finally, the cutest killer in the world drove his indestructible "death proof" into MM's car at full speed. The slow-motion playback from four angles was the most enjoyable when the wheels ran over the "butterfly" MM's face. With a long sigh of relief, all the patience was worth it for the forty second orgasm.
In the second quarter, after changing four MMs and continuing to mumble for 30 minutes, we ushered in the ultimate showdown between "Death Proof" and "Dodge Challenger". Although the 20-minute car chase scene can basically be reduced to the word "collision", the level of popularity is comparable to that of "The Hacker 2". Originally, I was paralyzed on the bed knocking melon seeds, but I could not help but straighten my body and let the engine And the sound of slamming brakes regulates the adrenaline. In the end, the three MM took the big bad guy out of the "death evidence" that had been scrapped and besieged him. With a victorious gesture of volleying straight into the air, the film ended in a flash. Suddenly, he found the Hong Kong film "Good Boy" that he watched more than ten years ago. " feeling. Then, listen to the cheerful end credits, laugh and scold, this bastard.
Alas, Kun Lang, if you really can't do it, just wash and sleep, don't bluff people under the guise of a B-grade movie.

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  • Samara 2021-10-20 19:02:53

    The man was on it in the first half and the woman was on it in the second half. The climax is of course in the second half, nonsense!

  • Karlie 2022-03-23 09:01:21

    Your sister~ It's too much

Death Proof quotes

  • Abernathy: The answer to your question, is no, of course not.

    Zoë: What do you mean "no of course not?"

    Abernathy: The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years, is because girls will fuck him. And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend, I'd be one of his regulars. And I'm getting too fucking old for that shit.

    Zoë: Have you let him do anything?

    Abernathy: Yes! I've let him give me a foot massage, and when we go to the movies, I let him hold my hand.

    Kim: Bitch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.

    Zoë: Let me get this straight, you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him, you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand in is?

    Abernathy: Okay, can we just take my sex life off the table?

    Zoë: Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table, and your lack of one.

    Kim: HAHA.

    Abernathy: Okay, fuck both of you and your little high five.

    Kim: Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga. And you can start by giving the mother fucker a hand job on the back of the van on Tuesday.

    Abernathy: I'm not gonna do that.

    Kim: I know you won't, but you know who will? The bitch that ends up living in that big ass mansion of his.

    Lee: Now I gotta say, I haven't agreed with everything that Kim's said, but it is true, if you stretched it out what you have with Cecil, if you suddenly get dirty on him, it blows their minds...

  • Zoë: So what's your story, Abernathy?

    Abernathy: I had a set crush on Cecil.

    Kim: Set crush? Nigga please, you were his set wife.

    Abernathy: Were and Had being the key words here.

    Kim: Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.

    Abernathy: Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, oh it's so funny!

    Kim: Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.

    Abernathy: Yeah, he's a stand in fucker.

    Kim: Bitch, you need to get over that shit, that was two weeks ago.

    Abernathy: Oh, well now when you put it like that. Oh I haven't told you the best part, he fucked her on my birthday.

    Zoë: Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

    Abernathy: Thank you.

    Zoë: Did he know it was your birthday? I mean, he's the director, he's kinda busy.

    Abernathy: He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. Yeah, I think he knew.

    Zoë: What'd he get you?

    Abernathy: He made me a tape.

    Lee: He made you a tape? Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? Oh, it's so romantic.

    Abernathy: I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there.

    Kim: That sounds like the test of true love to me.

    Abernathy: Look, I know you guys like him, he's likeable... but he fucked another woman on my birthday. How can you not be on my side?

    Zoë: Well, I admit, that sounds bad.

    Abernathy: It is bad!

    Zoë: It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. Were you two fucking?

    Kim: Hell no!

    Abernathy: Hello, is your name Abernathy?