Let me make up a few stalks about ASU: (The following explanation is only based on some ridicule of the American public about ASU, and does not represent the real situation of ASU. For example, the 87% ratio is fabricated, and the school has clarified)
1. "Do you say ASU or HPVU?" John ridiculed that ASU is HPVU for two reasons, one is Arizona is Arizona, and there is a zona in it, and the other is that 87% of female STD patients in the United States are rumored to be From ASU (sic: This fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sluts and men with small penises. All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, Richard Simmons, "here at ASU , we under achieve with style!" Most male clubs at this school promote gay sex while most women at this school have 87% of the total STDs in the United States. A cool place to go to college if you're a tard.)
2. "You went to Arizona State? No wonder why we lost the case." See above, "All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9"
3. "Was your mascot a broken condom?" Because that mascot looks like this (the official explanation is that this mascot is "a sun devil holding a pitchfork", and it doesn't feel like a broken condom personally): https://tse1-mm. cn.bing.net/th/id/OIP.QW-L5n618NXWSwh3oncNkAHaFj?w=189&h=160&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.35&pid=1.7
4. "Did you write your dissertation on Red Bull?" This stalk is in the same vein as the above. Because ASU students skip classes and hold parties all day, they can only drink Red Bull to refresh themselves in class the next day. So the thesis written can only be Red Bull's drinking method (every class is Red Bull, unable to listen to the class)
5. "Hey, how many times you been fucked on a houseboat?" This sentence doesn't seem to have any special stalk, maybe because there are many houseboats in arizone?
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