a lot of shitty videos

Kaia 2022-01-27 08:02:34

Background: A group of aliens with guns and a pet VS a few aliens with superpowers, and the battlefield chose the earth with many brains.

Bad point 1: The male protagonist knows the fate of his planet has been on the run until he met a female protagonist who likes photography, fell in love with a few eyes, and could not escape. The vomit version of the plot is presented.

Bad point 2: The male protagonist's guardian has always reminded him to keep a low profile, but the male protagonist is afraid that others will not know that he has super powers and must show it to everyone. For this reason, he has specially set up a few boring plots for the male protagonist to show off his skills. For example, rescuing the heroine from the air, overturning a police car with bare hands, and vomiting again?

Bad point 3: When being chased and killed, the male protagonist inexplicably gave the female protagonist a document to prove his identity, but the female protagonist took the male protagonist to the school to print photos for a sensational scene. God, there is a group of armed aliens outside. I'm chasing you, and the content of the photos is just a few headshots and a pet photo, you guys are really idle, vomiting X2??

Bad point 4: I don’t even know the plot after watching it, so I just closed it

Summary: This is a ???X∞ film, it is not recommended to waste time and electricity bills.

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Extended Reading
  • Eli 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Indeed, a 4 out of 10 would be enough of a face, it seems that the producers have a lot of foresight.

  • Josefina 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    Not bad youth idol drama, waiting for the sequel

I Am Number Four quotes

  • Frank: [Mogadorians enter] OK, so I called you like you said. I mean, it's not my fault they got... I mean we held up our end. We're still in? The whole new world order thing?

    Mogadorian Commander: [laughing] The Locator. Where is it?

    Frank: Ok, all he had was a knife and that rock and I put it...

    [points, realizes that it's not there]

    Frank: It was over there, man.

    Mogadorian Commander: "It was over there, man." But it's not there now.

    Mogadorian: [In Mogadorian] I picked up a scent.

    Mogadorian Commander: [Inhales, In Mogadorian] Number Four is very close.

    [In English, laughing, pulls up stool closer to Frank and Bret with Comic Book in hand]

    Mogadorian Commander: Cartoons for Children. Where I'm from, men have to work.

    Frank: Look, I'll work hard.

    Mogadorian Commander: The disregard that so many of you have for practical matters, it's beautiful.

    [laughs]

    Mogadorian Commander: I think we should have some fun, huh? "Gadgets" we call them. "Toys for boys" I have a gadget

    [Holds up small round ball, presses on it, spikes come up and spin rapidly]

    Mogadorian Commander: Would you like to play with it?

    Frank: Uh, no, no, I...

    [Starts to rise]

    Mogadorian Commander: [Mog holds him down and forces Frank's mouth open] IT WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU!

    [Drops ball in Frank's mouth. Frank Groans]

  • Mogadorian Commander: An alcohol-fueled young guy like you, healthy and well-fed.

    [hits his stomach]

    Mogadorian Commander: I bet you watch a lot of television, don't you? Do you? Do you?

    Mark James: [whimpering] Yeah.

    Mogadorian Commander: Yeah. In this situation here, you're probably thinking, "Maybe I could save the day. Maybe I could be the hero," but I say... don't do that.

    [to a whisper]

    Mogadorian Commander: Okay?