just want to curse

Kade 2022-09-01 22:36:50

I don’t know which mentally handicapped film made this movie, and I don’t want to know who played it. The key is that I don’t know which idiot watched this movie and posted it on Douyin, and then I saw it and recommended it. I actually Baidu Watching it online, starting from the fifth minute hoping something will surprise me, then waiting and waiting until it's over, I realize I'm an idiot.

The whole movie is screaming, all kinds of silly, everyone is looking for a sense of existence, and everyone is a supporting role in the end. The plot is so stupid that elementary school students can guess the ending. A group of men and women are partying on the beach. Boys and girls are playing their own way, and they wake up and blame each other. Is this so mentally handicapped? Since you come to play, you have to think about it, and you will regret it after playing it. Okay, let's not talk about that, let's talk about the plot. The fat fat guy got drunk and climbed into the oil barrel. Other men and women played with each other. The monster burrows into the sand and likes to eat meat. The meat on the sand is eaten as soon as it sees it. I don’t know if it is based on smell or touch. I don’t know the size and appearance of the monster. It’s so funny. This kind of childish behavior fed the monster one after another. In the end, the little girl beat the monster and burned a barrel of oil to death. I can't go on. This bird movie is garbage. . . . .

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The Sand quotes

  • Beach Patrol Alex: It's pulling me... IT'S PULLING ME!

  • Gilbert: What the hell happened to Mitch?

    [last lines]

    Mitch: Help! I can't move I can't... can't!

    Gilbert: MITCH, SAY SOMETHING MAN!

    [Sees Mitch being devoured]

    Gilbert: I don't want to die with a dick on my face!