Thank you Quentin for making me orgasm.

Kolby 2022-03-19 09:01:03


Just like a line in the movie: My sexual desire has inspired you!

Haha, of course sex doesn't need such a good movie to be aroused, but this movie really awakened my slumbering and approaching and dying passion, oh my god - people live to "watch movies"! (New "Jane Eyre") What

a great film, absolutely unremarkable at the beginning, boring, (seemingly) unrefined boring dialogue... After such a long process, first filter out some impatient ones "Fake Movie Lovers". Such a high-pitched and low-pitched first mallet! Please allow me to wipe my tears of excitement for the first time as I write this. (laughing)

The first climax of the movie (yes, we have more than one tonight!), just like a sharp turn, with the high-pitched car engine sound, our stalwart Quentin classmates began to play tricks! Whoa! Please allow me to scream, because the visual impact of violence and beauty directly made my brain hypoxic, my jaw slightly

opened , and my whole body numb... The movie began to kill one after another, meticulous and extreme. So I feel like I've died more than once. In the sultry 32-degree afternoon, the whole body is cool and refreshing...

In this way, a hero who uses cars to kill people and exchanges death for excitement was born. But Quentin isn't going to let you down, he's orchestrating a second orgasm, a third, a fourth....

So that's it, horny, we're on to the second part of the movie .

At the beginning, the picture is black and white, but you gradually feel the power of the words and the change of the picture quality. Therefore, your desire is inflated to the extreme, you want to shout it out loud - I want to...know! !

Suddenly, he restores the color to you, just like the nectar of a long drought. You suddenly understand that at this moment, whether you are a fake Quentin fan or really love him, you should stand up and pay tribute to the ancestor "kill bill"! (The movie begins to hint at some "kill bill" plot)

Anyway, another high-profile and low-key combination. This time, he's quietly murdering your plot-like guesses...

God knows, the point of this movie is not to create heroes, but to tell you a truth: tigers into the plains are bullied by dogs.

The heroic image that had been positioned well was completely overturned, and a cold-blooded killer who killed without blinking an eye was ruthlessly taught by four weak women.

When the women in the movie said, "We're going to get our revenge," with horrified tears on their faces, I climaxed again and again, and it got out of hand and continued until the end of the movie.

Watching a movie is like having sex. If you can have an orgasm once, it is already considered a good quality sex life. And the one that can give you countless orgasms in just 2 hours, I believe only Quentin can give me.

Darling, you have conquered me.

Pause here, allow me to pay tribute to Quentin, to Kill Bill, to the thousands of obscure stuntmen!

I love you, you are irreplaceable!

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Death Proof quotes

  • Zoë: So where's the maniac?

    Kim: I shot him and his punk ass ran off.

    Zoë: You wanna go get him?

    Kim: Oh hell yeah!

    [to Abernathy]

    Kim: Baby, I think you might want to get out...

    Abernathy: Fuck that shit! Let's kill this bastard.

  • Stuntman Mike: You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.

    Pam: Hmm. Really? Like what?

    Stuntman Mike: Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.