Thank you Quentin for making me orgasm.

Kolby 2022-03-19 09:01:03


Just like a line in the movie: My sexual desire has inspired you!

Haha, of course sex doesn't need such a good movie to be aroused, but this movie really awakened my slumbering and approaching and dying passion, oh my god - people live to "watch movies"! (New "Jane Eyre") What

a great film, absolutely unremarkable at the beginning, boring, (seemingly) unrefined boring dialogue... After such a long process, first filter out some impatient ones "Fake Movie Lovers". Such a high-pitched and low-pitched first mallet! Please allow me to wipe my tears of excitement for the first time as I write this. (laughing)

The first climax of the movie (yes, we have more than one tonight!), just like a sharp turn, with the high-pitched car engine sound, our stalwart Quentin classmates began to play tricks! Whoa! Please allow me to scream, because the visual impact of violence and beauty directly made my brain hypoxic, my jaw slightly

opened , and my whole body numb... The movie began to kill one after another, meticulous and extreme. So I feel like I've died more than once. In the sultry 32-degree afternoon, the whole body is cool and refreshing...

In this way, a hero who uses cars to kill people and exchanges death for excitement was born. But Quentin isn't going to let you down, he's orchestrating a second orgasm, a third, a fourth....

So that's it, horny, we're on to the second part of the movie .

At the beginning, the picture is black and white, but you gradually feel the power of the words and the change of the picture quality. Therefore, your desire is inflated to the extreme, you want to shout it out loud - I want to...know! !

Suddenly, he restores the color to you, just like the nectar of a long drought. You suddenly understand that at this moment, whether you are a fake Quentin fan or really love him, you should stand up and pay tribute to the ancestor "kill bill"! (The movie begins to hint at some "kill bill" plot)

Anyway, another high-profile and low-key combination. This time, he's quietly murdering your plot-like guesses...

God knows, the point of this movie is not to create heroes, but to tell you a truth: tigers into the plains are bullied by dogs.

The heroic image that had been positioned well was completely overturned, and a cold-blooded killer who killed without blinking an eye was ruthlessly taught by four weak women.

When the women in the movie said, "We're going to get our revenge," with horrified tears on their faces, I climaxed again and again, and it got out of hand and continued until the end of the movie.

Watching a movie is like having sex. If you can have an orgasm once, it is already considered a good quality sex life. And the one that can give you countless orgasms in just 2 hours, I believe only Quentin can give me.

Darling, you have conquered me.

Pause here, allow me to pay tribute to Quentin, to Kill Bill, to the thousands of obscure stuntmen!

I love you, you are irreplaceable!

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Extended Reading
  • Lydia 2022-03-21 09:01:20

    Quentin's women are so tough

  • Eryn 2022-04-23 07:01:22

    blah blah blah blah...

Death Proof quotes

  • Abernathy: The answer to your question, is no, of course not.

    Zoë: What do you mean "no of course not?"

    Abernathy: The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years, is because girls will fuck him. And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend, I'd be one of his regulars. And I'm getting too fucking old for that shit.

    Zoë: Have you let him do anything?

    Abernathy: Yes! I've let him give me a foot massage, and when we go to the movies, I let him hold my hand.

    Kim: Bitch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.

    Zoë: Let me get this straight, you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him, you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand in is?

    Abernathy: Okay, can we just take my sex life off the table?

    Zoë: Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table, and your lack of one.

    Kim: HAHA.

    Abernathy: Okay, fuck both of you and your little high five.

    Kim: Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga. And you can start by giving the mother fucker a hand job on the back of the van on Tuesday.

    Abernathy: I'm not gonna do that.

    Kim: I know you won't, but you know who will? The bitch that ends up living in that big ass mansion of his.

    Lee: Now I gotta say, I haven't agreed with everything that Kim's said, but it is true, if you stretched it out what you have with Cecil, if you suddenly get dirty on him, it blows their minds...

  • Zoë: So what's your story, Abernathy?

    Abernathy: I had a set crush on Cecil.

    Kim: Set crush? Nigga please, you were his set wife.

    Abernathy: Were and Had being the key words here.

    Kim: Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.

    Abernathy: Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, oh it's so funny!

    Kim: Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.

    Abernathy: Yeah, he's a stand in fucker.

    Kim: Bitch, you need to get over that shit, that was two weeks ago.

    Abernathy: Oh, well now when you put it like that. Oh I haven't told you the best part, he fucked her on my birthday.

    Zoë: Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

    Abernathy: Thank you.

    Zoë: Did he know it was your birthday? I mean, he's the director, he's kinda busy.

    Abernathy: He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. Yeah, I think he knew.

    Zoë: What'd he get you?

    Abernathy: He made me a tape.

    Lee: He made you a tape? Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? Oh, it's so romantic.

    Abernathy: I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there.

    Kim: That sounds like the test of true love to me.

    Abernathy: Look, I know you guys like him, he's likeable... but he fucked another woman on my birthday. How can you not be on my side?

    Zoë: Well, I admit, that sounds bad.

    Abernathy: It is bad!

    Zoë: It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. Were you two fucking?

    Kim: Hell no!

    Abernathy: Hello, is your name Abernathy?