It's been more than 20 minutes since the opening scene, yes, it's almost one-third of the film, and I just watched a very common opening, and I basically didn't see what the turtle tou looked like! Seriously made me suspect that I had watched the wrong movie. After I quit, I confirmed it. Yes, this is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not an extremely old-fashioned onion movie with the plot of "how an American journalist girl desperately proves a fact that others don't believe." It's amazing. The unimportant plot that could have been covered in a few shots was dragged for nearly half an hour in the mouths of a bunch of twenty-five sons-in-law and mothers, smelling and long like chicken soup. God, can I go directly to the theme, I want to see what the real protagonists look like! Oh yes, cost savings. It costs money for the first half hour of filming? I can just find a mobile phone to record a video like this, without any special effects, without any props, it takes half an hour for a few real people to memorize the lines, mother-in-law and mother-in-law, which is really cost-effective .
Go to his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's better to change his name to the reporter Shen Niu.
At this point, I suddenly felt that I could also make a one-and-a-half-hour movie, so let's call it Xia Xia. The plot is the same as this one. From the perspective of a third person, I will investigate how Xia Xia punishes evil and promotes good deeds, from beginning to end. A movie in which I saw various mysterious events, strange backs and marks, and then showed the special effects face of Xia Xia at the last second. The whole show takes an hour and a half to show his face without makeup and special effects. The so-called protagonist Xia shows his special effects face in the last second, and it only takes one second to produce special effects. Shouldn’t it cost thousands of dollars?
Is this idea better and cheaper than this movie called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Go to his bad movie
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