The relationship between Ken, Shelby, and Ford in the movie is like a chain of director, producer and producer. Some parts of the movie have been reverberating in my mind, as if a part dropped out of a machine and clanged in the internal structure. It may be about the pursuit of extremes and compromise, it may be about the people who see you and where you really belong. I did not expect that when such an expensive sport as racing is pushed to the limit, it will return to the ultimate proposition of "who are you": you have no hiding place on the track and on the stage.
Anyway, just when I was trying to find this part from the machine, I couldn’t help but think of some realistic elements intermittently, and had an idea for a remake—to be precise—an obscene version—for my friends Read it with a smile, some are silly, and some are different from the facts. Don't be too serious. Here we go:
Although Chinese dramas have been self-confident for many years, all kinds of foreign performances have come to China to show up in the domestic market. The National Centre for the Performing Arts proposed an idea at this time. We can form a national team to play several plays in Europe and compete with others on the same stage, and then sell it back to China after winning the title. It doesn't matter if the foundation is weak, the Vakhtangov Theater in Russia is just short of money, and we can spend money to find their production team to cooperate. Then the Bolshoi Theatre delegation went to Moscow to watch the rehearsal field where the Russians rehearsed a play in two years. Tuminas said that if I think the quality of the play is not good enough to be performed, do I have the right to say no to it? The representative of the Grand Theatre said Нет, and then the matter became silly, and Tuminus was humiliated face-to-face: You don’t understand drama at all, and none of your actors deserve to have learned the Steinian system. Don’t think there are two stinks. The money is great, go back and get your Propaganda. Upon returning to China, the representative of the Grand Theatre reported that the Ministry of Culture was angry and wanted to use the advantages of the nationwide system to create a great show.
(Then there is a Sidfield hook here; laugh)
The Grand Theatre found the only Chinese director who has won an award in Europe, um... Lao Lin (I really can't think of anyone in China who can correspond to such a character, don't think about it). Lao Lin told the Grand Theater: "Money can't buy the grand prize of the festival, but you may be able to buy someone who wins the prize." Then Lao Lin pulled up a team, mainly including his optimistic young director Xiao Li (domestic The standard for young drama directors is under 45 years old). Xiao Li, a drama director who studied in the United Kingdom, knows how to act in a British style, but he is more "independent" in his life. Three actors' mobile phones have already been smashed in the rehearsal hall. Because I didn't get along well with the domestic drama circle, I didn't have any rehearsals, so I managed to make a living by running a children's English drama course. Xiao Li originally wanted to retreat, and said to Lao Lin: "We are 50 years away from others. You want to catch up in three months. Nothing." Lao Lin said: "The project appointed by the Ministry of Culture requires money, money, people, and people. "Then I was fooled by Lao Lin holding the script and didn't go home all night, and Lao Lin's conditions were good (in the editing), so he plunged into the project and started to choose the cast to change the script. At the same time, the National Theatre is also involved in the project of the Ministry of Culture. They are not satisfied with the director candidates. They think that Xiao Li can only rehearse but not be a human being. He is still an LGBT person who does not conform to the image of the country and tries to change Xiao Li into his own unit. (It depends on resources), and then make the performance style in line with the core socialist values. The problem is that this play was largely reworked by Xiao Li and Lao Lin together. The other directors couldn’t understand the script and did not understand the sense of play in the performance. They couldn’t make the cast of actors brought out by Xiao Li to the extreme. , The result is that everyone is ashamed of spending taxpayer money to go abroad. After being given a bad review by a local critic, I still had to return to China to show off the "surprise praise", but my friend who understood Russian went over the wall to find out the original text and slapped my face. The Ministry of Culture was so angry that Lao Lin was asked to hold him accountable. Lao Lin said: "I'll be honest--( Everyone here is spicy chicken) Bureaucracy cannot handle art. "After all, Lao Lin has been in the circle for many years, and his social level is very high. He said: "Look at the scenes we did this time, every stage is very beautiful. Western audiences have never seen this before, and they are all shocked. Up. How can their team get this? "When the leader heard this, he was more optimistic. He decided on the spot to let Li's studio take full responsibility for the project and report directly: "We defeated the multinational coalition forces in North Korea by not fiddle with documents. "Now that the Chinese dialect was so angry that their noses were crooked, they made a surprise attack and brought the Ministry of Culture to see the review site. Unexpectedly, Lao Lin got the news from the Grand Theater early and was prepared, and put on an immersion performance to shock the Ministry of Culture. Lao Lin also issued a military order: If Xiao Li's play does not get the Oliver Award this time, his theatre studio will be nationalized. He was not convinced by the national dialect, and he took a play to compete, and the actors were also trained in the British style. As a result, the directors of the two crews have different real understandings of stage performances. Director Xiao Li’s play came out on top. Ministry of Culture: "Mian Xipi." "
(Here is the second hook)
There is a saying that there are four major theater awards in the world, namely: the Tony Award in the United States, the Oliver Award in the United Kingdom, the Molière Award in France, and the Golden Mask Award in Russia. (It feels like Oscars + Golden Lions in Venice + Golden Bears in Berlin + Palme d'Or in Cannes... I always think something is weird, right?) But among them, the golden mask has the highest level of competition. Generally, Russian artists win all awards. Lu Pa once took the golden mask and got sprayed. Far away, in short, the Ministry of Culture brought three plays to Moscow to find the venue. The main PK objects were Tuminas and his Vakhtangov Theater. When Xiao Li saw the Russian actors, he said to Lao Lin: "If it is better than the actor's appearance, we have already lost." Wach's play is "The Enemy of the People" directed by Butusov, which is based on the infectious disease epidemic in a large country. The theme is very sharp and doesn't put other opponents in the eyes at all. There was a stage accident in the first performance of Xiao Li's play, and he was even despised by the Russians. Fortunately, Xiao Li Laolin and the actors have formed an Ensemble, a "theatre house", which is the kind that Steinney and Dan Chinko dreamed of in Mo Yi, to maximize the performance energy of the actors on the stage; In addition, as a "Director of Roots", Xiao Li has closely linked the highest mission of the performance with his own life experience, presenting the audience with a cross-international and language-crossing... Uh, what do I think about it... "General Kou Liulan" (laughs) is so good that the Russians are convinced, Tuminas also had to say: "Очень хорошо". Butusov's "Enemy of the People" was too sharp and annoyed the high-ranking officials of Russia, was banned from performing, and was retired. Wach has no hope of winning this time. The Ministry of Culture is very happy to see Tuminas deflated. It is ready to book a restaurant on Arbat Street for everyone with taxpayer money. At this time, the national dialect went to the box and told the Ministry of Culture that it was great. You see, we are now in Russia and all three plays have achieved great success. We are definitely going to win nominations and awards. I have an idea to ask you for your advice: If we can promote our socialist core values to the audience by the last day of the performance, wouldn't it be more likely to show our cultural self-confidence and self-confidence? No trouble, no trouble, I told the director to let them change the ending. Chinese dialect went to the backstage to find Lao Lin: "The leader meant to change the ending of Xiao Li's trick to a more positive energy." Lao Lin: "NMB, how to change it, that is Shakespeare." Lao Lin found Xiao Li in the side screen. "The situation is like this. After the change, everyone knows that your level of play is the highest and should be awarded. You have already won the legend of Tony, Molière, and Oliver within a year. Now add a golden mask and change the play. The ending of the movie won’t detract from your reputation. Of course, other people can’t control how you play at the opening of the play, and it’s up to you to decide whether to change it.” Xiao Li saw behind the side curtain that the audience was intoxicated after the show ended. With his expression and fanatical atmosphere, the Slavic applause allowed the actors to go back and forth to the theater and go home from get off work. He felt it was worth it, and he did not need to be Kou Liulan. He wrote a few actors privately, and rehearsed briefly the next day, and the end of the trick was changed-the civic guard Brutus who came from the people to the people was in danger, and he rushed to the front to lead the battle after reading a couple of poems. . The great and glorious Roman People’s Republic does not need reactionary generals like Marsius, and can defeat the Vols invaders by relying on the vast ocean of People’s War. (There is an unlimited collection of ideas for ending revisions. At present, this one is actually from Brecht hahahaha) Everyone did not expect that Xiao Li would compromise the ending, and Lao Lin was even a little bit gratified. Who knows, because the ending was changed, it was too Chinese and sensational, and the Golden Mask Award missed Xiao Li. Lao Lin was so angry that he ran to the backstage on the spot and took an LED light and smashed it at the national dialect. Tuminas walked in front of Xiao Li, Xiao Li stretched out his hand thinking he was going to shake hands with him, the old man hugged him and kissed his cheeks, patted him again, and left. Lao Lin told Xiao Li that we would not go to that shit celebration party, go back and change clothes, I will invite you to sushi in Moscow, and by the way, we will talk about future creation issues. "The Enemy of the People" by Butusov was too sharp and annoyed the high-ranking officials in Russia, was banned from performances, and was retired. Wach was hopeless this time, and the Ministry of Culture was very happy to see Tuminas deflated, and he was ready. I took the taxpayer’s money and booked a restaurant on Arbat Street for everyone to have a celebration banquet. At this time, the Mandarin went to the box and told the Ministry of Culture that it’s great. You see, we have come to Russia now, all three plays have been a success, for sure It's about to win nominations and awards. I have an idea to ask you: If we wait until the last day of the performance, if our three plays can promote our socialist core values to the audience, it will not be a better way to show our cultural self-confidence. No trouble, no trouble. I told the director to let them change the ending. The Chinese dialect went to the backstage to find Lao Lin: "The leader's idea is to change the ending of Xiao Li's trick, and change it to a more positive energy. "Lao Lin: "NMB, how to change it, that's Shakespeare." "Lao Lin found Xiao Li in the side curtain: "This is the situation. After the change, everyone knows that you have the highest level of play and should be awarded. You have already won the legend of Tony, Molière, and Oliver within a year, and now you add a golden mask, and changing the end of the play will not detract from your fame. Of course, other people can't control how to act at the opening of the play. In the end, it's up to you to decide whether to change it or not. "Xiao Li saw the intoxicated expressions and fanatical atmosphere of the audience after the performance was over from the side curtain bar. Slavic applause made the actors go back and forth to the theater. Ideally, he returned home from work. He felt it was worth it, and he didn’t need it. When Kou Liulan. He trusted a few actors in private, and rehearsed briefly the next day, the ending of the trick was changed-the guardian Brutus, who came to the people from the people, was ordered in danger, read a couple of poems and ran away. Leading the battle on the front line. The great and glorious Roman People’s Republic does not need reactionary generals such as Marsius. It can also defeat the Vols invaders by relying on the vast ocean of the People’s War. (Here is an unlimited collection of ideas for ending revisions. At present, this is actually It's from Brecht hahahaha) Everyone didn't expect Xiao Li to compromise the ending, and Lao Lin was even a little bit pleased. Who knew that because of the change of the ending, it was too Chinese and sensational, and the Golden Mask Award did not match Xiao Li. Lao Lin I was so angry that I ran to the backstage and took an LED light and smashed it towards the Chinese dialect. Tuminus walked to Xiao Li, Xiao Li stretched out his hand thinking that he was going to shake hands with him, and the old man hugged him and kissed his cheeks. I patted him again and left. Lao Lin told Xiao Li that we would not go to that shit celebration party, and go back and change our clothes. I will invite you to sushi in Moscow and talk about future creation issues by the way. "The Enemy of the People" by Butusov was too sharp and annoyed the high-ranking officials in Russia, was banned from performances, and was retired. Wach was hopeless this time, and the Ministry of Culture was very happy to see Tuminas deflated, and he was ready. I took the taxpayer’s money and booked a restaurant on Arbat Street for everyone to have a celebration banquet. At this time, the Mandarin went to the box and told the Ministry of Culture that it’s great. You see, we have come to Russia now, all three plays have been a success, for sure It's about to win nominations and awards. I have an idea to ask you: If we wait until the last day of the performance, if our three plays can promote our socialist core values to the audience, it will not be a better way to show our cultural self-confidence. No trouble, no trouble. I told the director to let them change the ending. The Chinese dialect went to the backstage to find Lao Lin: "The leader's idea is to change the ending of Xiao Li's trick, and change it to a more positive energy. "Lao Lin: "NMB, how to change it, that's Shakespeare." "Lao Lin found Xiao Li in the side curtain: "This is the situation. After the change, everyone knows that you have the highest level of play and should be awarded. You have already won the legend of Tony, Molière, and Oliver within a year, and now you add a golden mask, and changing the end of the play will not detract from your fame. Of course, other people can’t control how to act at the beginning of the play, and it’s up to you whether to change it or not. Make a decision. "Xiao Li saw the intoxicated expressions and fanatical atmosphere of the audience after the performance was over from the side curtain bar. Slavic applause made the actors go back and forth to the theater. Ideally, he returned home from work. He felt it was worth it, and he didn’t need it. When Kou Liulan. He trusted a few actors in private, and rehearsed briefly the next day, the ending of the trick was changed-the guardian Brutus, who came to the people from the people, was ordered in danger, read a couple of poems and ran away. Leading the battle on the front line. The great and glorious Roman People’s Republic does not need reactionary generals such as Marsius. It can also defeat the Vols invaders by relying on the vast ocean of the People’s War. (Here is an unlimited collection of ideas for ending revisions. At present, this is actually It's from Brecht hahahaha) Everyone didn't expect Xiao Li to compromise the ending, and Lao Lin was even a little bit pleased. Who knew that because of the change of the ending, it was too Chinese and sensational, and the Golden Mask Award did not match Xiao Li. Lao Lin I was so angry that I ran to the backstage and took an LED light and smashed it towards the Chinese dialect. Tuminus walked to Xiao Li, Xiao Li stretched out his hand thinking that he was going to shake hands with him, and the old man hugged him and kissed his cheeks. I patted him again and left. Lao Lin told Xiao Li that we would not go to that shit celebration party, and go back and change our clothes. I will invite you to sushi in Moscow and talk about future creation issues by the way.
Later, Xiao Li fell into the orchestra pit from the stage due to a stage accident during a synthetic rehearsal at the Grand Theater, which hurt his brain and used the hospital as his home ever since. Lao Lin Fei Huang Tengda is trusted by the senior management. He and his people have made a lot of money in the presence of the chief director of various large-scale galas. Every time he was driven crazy by the Spring Festival Gala, "Am I just a megaphone", he would go to the hospital to visit Xiao Li by himself-even if Xiao Li could not recognize Lao Lin. What Lao Lin can do is play with Xiao Li for a while, pretending to hide behind the pillow, disappearing and appearing again, making Xiao Li cry and laugh. The family members of the patient nearby recognized Lao Lin and asked, "Director Lin, is this yours?" Lao Lin: "He is my friend." Lao Lin watched Xiao Li silently shed a few tears, and put on sunglasses. Go back and continue to clashed with the three walls on the stage.
Remarks: I didn't realize until halfway through writing that Xiao Li's gender is actually male or female, maybe female is better. The hair is short enough to see the scalp.
I didn't want to write so much, I just thought about it when I took a bath, but I didn't expect that the pen stalk would continue to come and write more and more and more detailed. I think the starting point of this idea is the envy and jealousy of Ken: how did he meet such a good producer as Shelby! It takes care of the reading experience of non-drama audiences. Speaking of which I wanted to write, what I didn’t have a chance to write in was that I was so complacent all day after I won a Wenhua Award for the Grand Theatre-I don’t know how the big boss became the Ministry of Culture. It was originally. I want to write about the Grand Theater vs Wach. Forget it, just write it down, I'll try if this article can be published first.
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