Feelings of watching "Mystery Nest"

Marlene 2022-03-09 08:01:25

Rotten piece of real hammer! I chose this film with great interest, and opened with an account of the characters' identities, skills, and background of the story. To rescue the younger brother of the heroine who was trapped underground, the team went to the desert together, and was forced to flee to the little girl's house due to geographical reasons. She was the only one left in her family, and here lies the foreshadowing of the reason for the little girl's survival. Because of the spider, everyone took refuge in the basement, and from the basement led to the (suspected) ancient tomb. A communications expert was bitten by a spider and died. Everyone found the secret of the (suspected) ancient tomb while fleeing. The elixir of immortality pursued by the emperor 2000 years ago was extracted from the body of a spider (I thought this film would have a more detailed explanation of this stalk, but it didn't). When everyone is looking for a way to escape, the villain suddenly jumps back when he gets the medicine, kicks everyone away, and finds a way to escape alone (logically speaking, the villain should not hide the medicine secretly, and then jump back at the last moment of successful exit? Now I'm like a fool, and I'll show off my power when I get some results). A story from a thousand years ago said that the national teacher searched for the elixir for the emperor, and the aborigines in Australia (as if it was, unimportant) gave him a magic to extract the elixir from spiders (are you sure this is still magic?), the national teacher put The spiders were brought back to the palace to raise them, but as a result, the spiders mutated and devoured them. The emperor and the national teacher died. (The behavior of human confusion, it was said that this was a mausoleum, and now it is said to be a palace, which is inconsistent), and then fled.

In a place that looked like a small square, the heroine found that her younger brother was not dead, but was covered with cobwebs, and quickly peeled off the cobwebs. It turned out to be the spider's cover, and lured them to come. (I'm going, where's the cover? I didn't see it!) At the critical moment of the spider's pursuit, they found a different pattern on the front door, ready to crack. (I stared intently at the screen for an explanation). (As if) a foreigner said that the emperor of China liked the number 6, so he pressed the sixth pattern, and the gate opened, opened, opened! (Nima! There are so many mysterious patterns waiting to be reasoned, you show me this?!! Even if you want to reason by numbers, I guess it is 9, "9" was considered to be a dragon-shaped totem in ancient China, Then the meaning of "sacred" evolved, so the ancient emperors of ancient China tried their best to associate themselves with "nine" in order to express their divine power as a gift from God - Baidu, but the screenwriter directly produced "6", Lao Tie. 666? I really have nothing to say).

There is also a scene where the heroine is lying down and digging into the cracks of the stone, and a deadly spider appears on her head. The heroine picks up the phone and turns on the camera to point at the spider. I took a picture of it with my phone and pressed the spider to death. (Then why turn on the camera function!)

Walking and walking, I met the villain, the villain wanted to kill them, but was killed by the agency in a daze (black question mark face, shouldn't the villain die at the end, the film seems to be stuck here, it feels a bit wrong)

On the way, I met the Spider King and could only go north. On the way, the spider king suddenly attacked and killed two supporting characters (inexplicable, completely illogical), the rest of the people suddenly smashed the wall and left (so what the hell is going north), the wall shattered and caught fire , the spiders are all dead at once (it's gone, I've never seen a boss die without hitting). After escaping, the little girl suddenly vomited spiders, and the whole play ended. (I can't complain anymore)

It's pretty bad anyway, bad review!

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First