The Star Wars 789 trilogy is a face-slapped IQ insult to Star Wars fans and an overdraft feeling of exhaustion.

Loyce 2022-03-21 09:01:13

The conclusion of "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" (Star Wars 9) is the beginning: The Star Wars 789 trilogy is a face-slapped IQ insult and exhaustive overdraft feelings for Star Wars fans. As an iron fan who has watched the 456 trilogy countless times since he was a child, his screen name and pen name has been unchanged for nearly two decades, although he is not as fanatical as joining the 501st Legion, at least it can be regarded as the earliest and most ironic batch of Star Wars. One of the fans, but after experiencing the numbness of Tatooine's sunset effort in the last scene of 9 to provoke feelings, I suddenly felt that the 789 trilogy can only be said to use "tuo" as the quantifier. 456 is an uncontroversial classic. Even the imperial army in which primitive people defeated the universe technology with wooden sticks and rocks in 6 years seems to be a brain-dead, but it was in the 1980s. As a kid, I watched it very happily. There is also the most classic sentence "I am your father"...456 is beautiful, but you can't shoot 789 in 201X. Let's replay the routine decades ago! ! The Force Awakens (7) is completely a replica of 4. Considering it is a new work in the new era, you can bear it with feelings; how can you still play this lineage theory when you reach 9! Just replace "I am your dad" with "You are my granddaughter", using this reversal once is a classic, and using it again is a brain damage! The same trick can't be used for the Saint Seiya the second time, don't you understand it! (And the heroine killed and copied the Saint Seiya, Seiya, you still have life, our little universe gives you all, spit...!) And tossed the theme of The Last Jedi (8) that was finally improved a bit Outside the Nine Clouds, by the way, the only highlights of 8 (the heroine's life experience and the burning of the Jedi scripture) have also become a joke!

And this is a new trilogy! Carrying the new setting and the expectations of fans, how did the boss finally bring Palpatine back to life? And who hasn’t seen 1~6 knows what Sith is! Who knew that the Jedi would fall into the dark side after killing someone! Who knows the system that Sith’s one teacher and one apprentice, the apprentice must kill the master’s inheritance! There are also Palpatine’s clones, soul transfers, and residual weapons. You need to read the novel "The Thrawn Trilogy" and other rumors to know. This is not to say that Star Wars Xiaobai is only a movie. Even light fans don’t necessarily get the stalk. In this way, Palpatine stretches his neck and waits for the heroine to cut it. It’s a joke to the audience who don’t understand it, right? (The "You Come Beat Me, Beat Me" reappeared by the official Jiu Pin Zhima) Can the box office go up like this? (Finally, the heroine killed the emperor. What about changing the Sith?) What’s worse in 9 are all kinds of plots that insult IQ. Not to mention that the powerful fleet can be pushed directly by A and returned to the home by civilian ships. The same mistake of making a nest, one shot into the soul, made many times and kept the weakness for the enemy repeatedly, and the white soldier who shot behind his back was not shot, similar to the old Japanese devil who wrapped the officers and soldiers in grease paper and sealed them in cement. The jokes picked up in Tokyo Bay someday... There are also similar martial arts movies that are internally transmitted. Even the final battle is copied from the plot of Star Wars 6. (I haven’t seen the new trilogy here. The audience must not get rid of it, and neither side will please). Having said all that, the biggest problem with Disney’s new trilogy of 789 is who you want to film it for, while you are exhausted and overdraft, but the method of overdraft is too simple and crude. I chose to directly copy the 456 plot mode, Star Wars fans. Sure not to buy it, how can there be such a hard brush of feelings? As a positive example of "Rogue One", it is much more adept at brushing up the feelings of fans, especially the scene where Darth Vader slaughtered the rebels! There is also the part that connects with New Hope (4), which is creative and clever. Another positive example is the prequel trilogy (123) and the series "The Clone Wars" and "Range Solo", which greatly expand the worldview of Star Wars. The prequel and the drama show the political and military affairs of the Republic era. They belong to the general world view. Combining the real history (Roman Empire and the Third Reich) and the Greek heroic tragedy complex give the theme depth and let the audience take the Jedi Knights. The battle of the clone soldiers was very addictive (again, the guerrilla-style battle of the weak over the strong is tired of watching, it is 789!). The third "Revenge of the Sith" for me is the first Star Wars movie that is indistinguishable from "The Empire Strikes Back". I remember that when Anakin puts on the armor and becomes Darth Vader, Angry in the cinema Tao's applause made me feel so happy to be a Star Wars fan! The story of "Range Solo", part of "The Clone Wars" and the new "Mandalorian" show the underground world during the Republic and Empire period, or the small world view of the gangster ranger. It is also a variety of new ideas. New plot. Contrast this to 789's unpredictability, which made me angry with Star Wars fans. So many good settings and ready-made stories of the expansion of the universe were not shot, but 456 was reproduced once, even the final boss. If you don’t want to change, the characters’ righteous and evil transformations are also copied. What's the point? The Star Wars fans of that year have grown up, and the times have changed. New viewers do not buy feelings. In any case, Star Wars 789 is destined to be a failure, enough to make the hardcore fans turn black, and make every effort to recommend to newcomers. Fans of Star Wars felt slapped in the face. Finally, the only thing 9 can touch my feelings is the faces of young Luke and Leia in the memory. The other feelings are a bit tired. If Disney does Star Wars like this, I may turn to passersby. ...

ps: I will add two more slots. One is that after the black protagonist was taken as the hostess by the Cairo ntr, I feel that the role of this character is meaningless. What use do you want? There is also a horrible warrior Lun, who is full of scumbags, not even energy weapons, not as good as the snooker guard...I don't understand why it is done. There are many inexplicable settings like this, and the screenwriter and director don’t know what to shoot, right?

Another ps: After finishing the seventh chapter of the Mandalorian, the little Yoda also has the force to heal his wounds. This force is about to become like "You have science and I have magic power" like Dathomir's sisters in the dark night...

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Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker quotes

  • General Pryde: Where did they get all these fighter craft? They have no navy.

    Admiral Griss: It's not a navy, sir. It's just... people.

  • Emperor Palpatine: The time has come.