The story of star war is set in a curious world,
where the lightsaber splits spaceship like a hot knife through butter,
where AI is so well developed that even the robots can tell a better joke than your average comedian on Netflix.
But somehow, the not so futuristic technology of automatic firing weaponry has escaped the human.
How come in combat a well-trained stormtrooper only shoots one bullet a time!?
What is this shit? Ming Dynasty Fire Gun?
And please explain to me why the gunshots sound like me awkwardly farting into tight jeans. Biu..... biu..... biu.......biu.......
What the fuck.... I don't get it!
It should be BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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