Prologue The River of Force
A long time ago, there was a distant galaxy on an unknown little planet. A little girl named Rey lived with her parents. A family of three lived an ordinary and happy life.
It was late at night, and Xiao Lei was still watching a 3D story book where the prince and princess defeated the devil and saved the world together. Mom and Dad came to coax Xiao Lei to sleep. Xiao Lei refused to sleep, and insisted on telling his father a story.
Dad had no choice but to tell a story: "Once upon a time, there was an empire called the Galactic Empire. The emperor of the empire was called Palpatine. At first, the emperor was a wise monarch, and the people of the Galactic Empire loved him very much. Unfortunately, Later, the emperor was gradually corroded by power, becoming self-contained, arbitrary, and even destroying a planet in a rage. The emperor’s atrocities caused dissatisfaction among the people of the Galactic Empire, and the people formed an insurgent army to resist the emperor’s tyranny. In the end, the Galactic Empire was successfully overthrown and a new Galactic Republic was established."
Little Lei heard this and asked, "What is that Palpa? Is it dead?"
The father replied: "The whereabouts of Palpatine is unknown. Some people say that he is dead, and some people say that he is not dead. Perhaps Palpatine is really not dead, but hiding in the dark, accumulating strength, preparing to have One day we will make a comeback and rebuild the empire."
Little Rey was a little scared when she heard it: "Oh my God, if Palpa is really not dead, wouldn't it be terrible."
My mother was upset: "Baby his dad, you scared the child. She is still young, you shouldn't say so much."
Dad nodded: "Well, I won't say anymore."
My mother said, "Rey, let me sing you a song."
Little Lei clapped her hands: "Okay, okay, I love listening to my mother sing."
So my mother sang a song called "The River of Force":
The north wind blows over the waves and there is a river that is full of force Only you can see that being full of force in the dark can you be brave enough to overcome your fear can you face the secret north wind blows through the waves and rolls up this is all the memories of mother, please go home, the baby once lost will eventually be found
Little Lei fell asleep in the voice of her mother. At this time, Xiao Lei didn't know what fate she would face in the future.
End of prologue
Star Wars Romance feature film begins
Many years later, Rey had grown up, became a soldier of the army, and a closed disciple of the Jedi master Luke Skywalker. Because Luke Skywalker was edited to death by the unscrupulous director at the top, Rey is now under the guidance of Master Luke’s sister Princess Leia to continue her Jedi training.
Recently, Rey always heard a mysterious calling sound, which made her uneasy. Therefore, Rey stopped her practice, said goodbye to Princess Leia, took a few friends, and embarked on a journey to find the true fragrance, oh no, the truth...
Stop...stop..., this is not right, um... I will look at the script again, grandfathers are all kings/emperors, grandfathers are all villains#( .Finally, they all found the dream and life that they have been pursuing in their entire lives#(Xiaoguai). As for the male lead Zhong Erlun... (Director’s Note: Tool Man) Isn’t this the script of the next-door Naha Na Sha 2? Director, are you sure you got the wrong script?
The director smiled slightly: "I didn't take the wrong script. It was just a reference to the script of that and that and what 2 next door. By the way, I also referenced "Harry Potter". How about, is this director a good one? Genius, hahahaha..."
Well, it seems that the director has been driven crazy by Darth Mitch...
In the end, I vomit. The director of Star Wars Nine is like this. Of course, the director is also responsible, but Katherine Kennedy must bear the big deal. There is no unified plan for the so-called three posters. When you think about it, you can shoot one. The seventh part was copied according to the new hope, but it is not enough. After all, the feelings have been so many years. The eighth film received various scoldings, and at that time criticized Ryan Johnson for all kinds of blindness. This year Liangjian Ryan Johnson proved himself (although he did make some useless things in ep8, such as the meaningless old lady with purple hair and fin), then the big pot is still to be thrown at Kennedy Of the face. This makes it impossible to shoot the final ninth part to be good-looking. It takes a certain amount of space to correct the eight problems, copy the Empire's counterattack, and explain a lot of new characters, and another wave of feelings... a lot of things are mixed together, which leads to a lot of things. The game of "is very trivial, the first order feels very trivial, and the rebels also give people this feeling. The screenwriter lets you win and you win, and you don’t care about the end of 8 and the one who has lost only one boat in the end. … Judging from the performance of these three films, I didn’t make enough long-term planning at all. I wanted to reproduce the old way, but in the end I tried to mess around with the eighth, and the ninth had to go the old way again. It's the end, you hurry up and move a wave" to earn the audience's favor. This "sandwich biscuit" format has caused the three parts to be extremely fragmented from each other, not to mention being in line with the original story. To be honest, if you want to copy family ethics dramas, then you can honestly shoot family ethics dramas, add some new tricks of family ethics, and shoot some family ethics that everyone really wants to see; if you want to expand the whole world, then remake Tell me something that has nothing to do with the main characters in the sixth book (such a good example of the Mandalorian). Wanting on both sides, and there is no better script or plan to support it, resulting in a very fragmented overall theme, and it is impossible to grasp the center of gravity. So I felt that I didn’t think about how to develop this series of stories at all. I took the first three parts to follow the original filming, and the second part was released. The third part can only pay for the first two parts. This also means Even if it hardly piles up the feelings of those old characters that everyone loves to watch, it can't be said to be an excellent film. Which old characters and old feelings do you like means that we still like the old six movies, and it has nothing to do with your new three movies. The best remedy for a long snack in the future is to quickly get Catherine Kennedy out (but it seems that this person is also about to retire), and then choose a producer who can at least make a reasonable plan for every Star Wars movie.
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