Any Star Wars fan can make up a better story

Edd 2022-03-17 09:01:02

Before watching the final chapter, I had very high expectations. After all, ppt came back and Skywalker rose again. The Jedi spirits (Luke, Anakin) of the Skywalker family gathered together to start the ultimate battle with the Sith. However, when the ppt is finished, the master will clock in and get off work (the master of death temperature should be very pleased to see it), the prequel and the veterans of the original story are reduced to bgm, and the decisive battle scene of the spaceship battle fleet is fried cold rice. The plot is simply like thinking about it. What came out: Discover the emperor's signal (this old thief actually used cloning technology), find the emperor's coordinates, pound the emperor's lair, and the whole play ends! During this period, Cairo people kept on staged scenes of chasing and releasing the heroine. Can this plot be simpler? The ppt queen is indeed surprised, but besides being unexpected, what other significance does such a setting have?

The last paddock, such a magnificent and depressing scene (the Tomb Raider pops up in your mind), the huge ancient statues, the mighty Sith followers, is there a huge duel here? If this huge congregation joins the decisive battle, surrounds the male and female lords, and creates an atmosphere of desperation, then the voices of the old Jedi will sound, Yoda, Temperature, Anakin, and Luke's heroic spirits will appear, driving the Force to fight the Sith. , Is this kind of scene burning enough? Is it epic enough? Can fans not orgasm? So since the screenwriters can’t create enough amazing plots and rely on the old characters to back them up, why not contact the old characters to fully satisfy the fans’ feelings, "The Hobbit 3" is also given to the group of heroes fighting Sauron. Fans of "The Lord of the Rings" took a look at the scene with the church members: there is something inside! ! ! Backhand is five stars!

The prequel trilogy of Yaoxiang was filmed under the lens of Lucas. The plot is natural, the male and female protagonists are beautiful, and the villains are brilliant. Even the soy sauce villains such as General Greaves and Dasmore are impressive. , I think that when Greaves swung the lightsaber into a fan, Moore played the stick in a decent way. On the other hand, after the story, which villain can be remembered? As the descendants of Sir Alex Ferguson's solo, the people of Cairo are simply ugly out of the sky.

I miss the golden age of Star Wars at the beginning of the 21st century. The ice tea in his hand is printed with Yoda, Anakin, Dooku, and Windu. The 70s and 80s are the main movie viewers. The quality of the prequels is excellent. Now the fans are old It’s not going to be sold in the celestial dynasty. Disney thought that the final chapter would be great for showing it in advance. Who knows that it is so. The box office in the mainland may be difficult to exceed 100 million. Looking at the world, it is estimated that it will be difficult to catch up with the Fourth Women’s Federation. The quality is just Far away, even passersby fans shouted "Space Harry Potter", I wonder if Star Wars fans should be angry or laugh when they hear it?

Two sentences given by one star to Anakin, and one star for the only highlight of the film: I'm the spy!

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Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker quotes

  • General Pryde: Where did they get all these fighter craft? They have no navy.

    Admiral Griss: It's not a navy, sir. It's just... people.

  • Emperor Palpatine: The time has come.