mr sweetheart quotes

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1. Scene: The hospital bed

Father: I have a game on the weekend, and if I play more than 65% of the time, there will be bonuses. I have to get the bonus.

Child: This is his fourth concussion. Did no one stop him?

Even driving a tank can't stop your dad, even if 5 super transformers come, it can't stop him.

Son: Fuck you. 【Than the middle finger】

2. Don't just think about making a profit, you can go further in return.

3. Don't fall in love with down-and-out people, be practical.

4. I have had 3 boyfriends in four years, but none of them are as comfortable as reading a good book and taking a hot bath.

5. You can't sell anyone unless you love everyone

6. Men lose themselves when they are down.

Maybe I took advantage of him, so I look like a bad guy.

7. YOU TELL ME TO EAT LIMA BEANS, I 'LL EAT LIMA BEANS.

8. But real men shouldn't take advantage of single mothers.

9. The more money you make, the better you fit into the team.

Good thing you came in time.

what can I say? You are my only client.

10. WE LOVE YOU, ROD!

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

NONONO, JUST LET ME ENJOY THIS FOR A MOMENT.

11. WE DID IT!

WE DID IT !

(HUG)

WHY DON'T WE HAVE THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP?

12. I said that neural pathways have specific patterns, so individual behavior is difficult to change.

13. Maybe you are right, men are the enemy.

But I still love the enemy.

14. Tonight, our small company has made great progress. Very, very big progress.

But it's not perfect. It's not even close to perfection at all.

Because I can't share with you. I can not hear you.

Can't laugh with you, I miss it. . .

my wife

15. We live in a cynical world where competitors in business are all powerful.

I love you.

You complete me.

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Jerry Maguire quotes

  • Bob Sugar: [Over the phone with different clients] I'm calling you first because you're most important person in sports and I just want to know one thing: how does that make you feel? I will kill for you, I will maim for you, I will rape and pillage for you. I just want to be the first to tell you that I was talking to Doritos about you and they're interested. I just need to know, are you in or are you out? You'll be so happy you stayed with me because I am the fucking terminator. I don't want to say if it was drug-induced or whatever, but the fact is, he completely fucking freaked out. I don't know if you want a guy like that representing you going to the draft. There, I said my piece. How's your mom?

  • Jerry Maguire: [Over the phone with different clients] Right now you're paying twenty five percent to SMI. I would cut my commission by seven percent, I'm going to make this choice easy for you: what does your heart tell you?