You deserve it, you're not high

Robb 2022-03-16 09:01:02

Gu Long said: Those who use the sword die with the sword. CSer said: Use a sniper to die with a sniper.

QT said: ... the

story has two climaxes.

A group of

girls go to a bar to play... Omit some of the plots of QT's usual Roriba.

...the girls were drinking and smoking marijuana, driving away high in the car listening to music and shaking their heads, the guy calling themselves stuntman Mike who had been eyeing them in the bar as early as the bar ambushed them halfway, and Mike was driving him The modified super sports car hits the girls' car head-on. Here QT contributed the first big climax: the whole process of the crash was reproduced four times, each time it was a slow motion of a girl's tragic death - the long blond girl in the right rear seat broke through the windshield and flew out; The short blonde was poked by the shattered windshield for a shotgun headshot; the passenger seat was reclining all the time, the legs of the brunette with her feet sticking out of the window, a whole leg was torn off by the strong impact, very Jumped out elastically and jumped a few times on the road, the mixed-race girl in the rear left seat was run over by Mike's volley wheel in the face...all dead. Perverted Mike only suffered a little injury. The police investigated the case in the hospital and found that the girls were drunk and driving without a drop of alcohol, and there was nothing to do with Mike.

14 months later.

The second group of girls came out happy and was targeted by the stuntman Mike. Mike didn't know that these girls were fierce. One of them was carrying a gun. She said: Why should I use pepper spray? I just let the animals who want to rape me start getting rashes? With a knife? Hmph, do you know how people who use knives die? Shot to death. We knew Mike was going to be out of luck, but Mike didn't know it. It didn't take long for Mike to see the girls imitating the plot of the speeding car movie: a very stunned girl lay on the front of the car clutching the belt, and the girl with the gun drove the car fast. Leng Niu is still very high on the front of the car, posing all kinds of lewd poses. Mike was immediately overwhelmed with excitement, and he repeated the trick, ramming the girls with his modified car. Although the girls were all scared, Leng Niu held on abruptly and was not knocked down by him, and the girl with the gun was fine with her car and didn't overturn. The second climax came: just as Mike was overjoyed and raised his hands to cheer, the girl with the gun shot him in the arm, he immediately stepped on the accelerator and ran away, but one arm was not good after all, he escaped For a while, I thought I got rid of the girls, but as soon as I took a sip of the calming wine, the girl quickly caught up with him, now it's the girls' turn to fuck him, with their head on his car ass, he is drunk sprayed. As he ran for his life, he called out to Jesus, saying why? oh no! The girl hit his car ass: wow, you still want to twist your ass in front of me? Be careful your butt is on fire, your testicles will burst! Oh my sex drive is on fire with you, bitch! Poor stunt man Mike said sorry to the girl I was just having fun, the girl said ha! We are also just having fun! Mike's car was finally overturned by the girls' car, the girls dragged him out of the car, a group fight, Mike fell to the ground, the end. But after the end, the girl was still not relieved, like we stepped on Xiaoqiang, stomped on his head, and with a click, Game Over, Mike really ended.

QT says: motherfucker's perverts who kill girls die from more motherfucker's perverts.

Well, I personally think that when watching this film, you have to watch the beautiful girl's thigh dance with your eyes, listen to the screams of the dying with your ears, and say asshole with the dirty people in the film with your mouth, but you can't take it with you A clear mind picks up on the procrastination of the plot. That's QT, how can you be serious with him? You really deserve that you're not high.

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Death Proof quotes

  • Zoë: So where's the maniac?

    Kim: I shot him and his punk ass ran off.

    Zoë: You wanna go get him?

    Kim: Oh hell yeah!

    [to Abernathy]

    Kim: Baby, I think you might want to get out...

    Abernathy: Fuck that shit! Let's kill this bastard.

  • Stuntman Mike: You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.

    Pam: Hmm. Really? Like what?

    Stuntman Mike: Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.