Huang Ali: Iron Lady
1. I like family, but not housewives.
Do you think housewives are easy, shitting at home, watching dramas, and having breakfast with girlfriends? Too naive to know how much it costs to be a housewife. You have to be someone else's mother, you have no social security, no coworkers, you are locked up with another person, you can see pets shit, you have to rely on intuition when children shit.
2. I want to be a vase wife, but I am not a vase, I am a monument.
3. I used to hate the clothes worn by mothers, animal prints, shiny... Now when I see rhinestones, I think I must buy them. The more shiny the better, because when you become a mother, you need sparks to fill your heart. Fading light.
4. Mom: What commercial did you see that said "breastfeeding is best"?
⤷No, because breast milk does not cost money, my body is a food factory, and I cannot waste it.
5. Breastfeeding is more terrifying than childbirth. It's inhumane. It's a chronic physical torture. I thought it would be a beautiful ritual to nurture relationships, but it's actually a savage sacrifice, reminding you that your body is now a cafeteria. Feeding the baby every time is like parallel parking. It is a success without training. I am very fascinated.
6. Women should have paid maternity leave. Maternity leave is not to cultivate feelings with children, but to cover up and restore the ruined body for new mothers.
7. No one tells you that shit comes out of your vagina after giving birth. What happens after the baby is born? House!
8. How do you balance family and work? No one asks men this question because they can't balance and they ignore their kids 90% of the day. The society's standards for them are too low, they do nothing, and they can be praised. Their husbands change diapers once in a while, and others say: Wow, that's amazing, Sahua! So fashionable, so loving, you are so lucky! And my daughter and I have cultivated a relationship for so long in advance, why is no one giving me flowers?
9. To tell you how I balance family and career, the answer is simple: get a nanny, which of course also means we have to work harder and not have to take care of our children.
10. I'm definitely the one who puts an oxygen mask on myself first and then on my kids.
11. Don't ask how my parents agreed with me to be a talk show actor, I can do whatever I want!
Some people also asked: When you become a mother, will you be more restrained?
No, being a parent doesn't mean you've grown up. I was a nonsense before being a mother, and I am still nonsense.
12. If a woman easily sleeps with a man, it's not because she doesn't respect herself, but because we don't take you seriously.
13. You earn more than your husband now, what does he think?
⤷The man who leaves a woman because she earns a lot of money is a man who doesn't like money from the sky.
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