When Xiaoqiang Mikeland met Xiaoqiang Bonn

Alanna 2022-03-20 09:01:10

For the past two days, I have been thinking about a question: What would it be like if Mikeland in the "Die Hard" series meets Bonn in the "Bourage" series?

The first three parts of the "Die Hard" series were launched many years ago. I remember when I was young and I read all the VCDs I borrowed in one breath. At that time, Bruce Willis was still able to eat, punches and kicks were unambiguous, and cold humor was interspersed with it. That was the real die hard, not to die, not to die, not to die, to say nothing... In fact, looking back now, die The title hard can really sum up the core narrative of most personal heroism films. Mikeland is a bad-tempered New York policeman. He has a bad family relationship, but he is full of justice. He is such a person. He always encounters terrorists, either kidnapping a company or committing some terrorist attack. , Poor Mikeland has always become the poor Xiaoqiang, threatened in every way, but in the end he can always come back to life and turn the tide. Every time I think back to this narrative method, I feel naive and ridiculous, but when I watch it, I am still attracted, and I can see it without suspense. I guess I want to see how powerful Xiaoqiang is.

Compared with the vulgar Mikeland, Bonn is an advanced person. He is a killing machine trained by the orthodox CIA. He has mastered all kinds of deadly skills, and countless survival skills, many foreign languages, but he is such a master. But because of the mission failure, he lost his memory and became the enemy of the entire country. Experts want to survive and want to fight against the world, but the country cannot tolerate such a person who has amnesia but still has a large number of state secrets in his mind is impunity, so Bonn also becomes a Xiaoqiang and will be culled. As a result, Bonn was rebelling, and the theme of indestructibility sounded again, and the audience still enjoyed it once, twice, and three times.

The aging film industry has been using sequel therapy to linger for many years. The effect has been good and sometimes bad, sometimes worsening, sometimes returning to the light, Rocky has appeared six times; this is the fourth hard appearance of Mikeland; Captain Jack has come out three times; Bonn was embarrassed to put the words "Last Announcement" on his third appearance; Shrek three times; Spiderman three times; Batman four or five times anyway; Harry Potter cubs are like that. Boss, I haven’t acted in the two episodes, crying to death; Superman flying around in underwear, the actors are dead, and I have to find another one to re-act, sigh~~~ To be honest, I don’t I am so embarrassed to mention that romantic British guy, James Bond, who has come out 21 times, the century series!

Looking at the numbers I came up with at my fingertips, I threw the table and bench in indignation. Where the hell was the originality? It is also loved to watch next to the audience, and the screenwriters, directors and producers are also happy and easy. But since that’s the case, I’d love to come up with another idea. Let Mikeland save Bonn’s identity materials, and Bonn will grab them. The two of them fought wildly and fell on Captain Jack’s Black Pearl, sailing ship. Wandering into Shrek's swamp in the wind and waves, when everyone was in a group, Harry Potter, with a beard and depression, rode a broomstick and snatched Bonn’s identity information. Finally, everyone turned to Bonn for help. The superman in charge of air traffic, when everyone was fighting over, discovered that the man behind the scenes turned out to be a powerful state apparatus, and the spokesperson of the state apparatus was the famous and squinting James Bond...

I remember that at the end of The Bournemouth 3, Bonn jumped off a tall building, fell into the river, motionless, news content was broadcast on TV, and the heroine looked worried. To be honest, I really hope that Bonn would have sacrificed like this at this time. If Bonn really died like this and the body floated motionless on the surface of the water, after breaking the national conspiracy, giving up his life for justice, then the historical significance of this film can be. It's not a trivial matter, it can definitely be recorded in the annals of history! Personal heroism has been greatly sublimated at the moment of sacrifice... (From the perspective of pure visual appreciation, Chinese revolutionary films are really better than Bonn and the like. Sister Jiang is definitely in Qingsongcui. Bai Xiayi sacrificed without hesitation), but who knows, suddenly, the figure in the camera fluttered a few times and just wandered away! ! The heroine laughed, the corners of her mouth rising up as if mocking you and me in front of the screen. Let's be tricked again~~ We haven't paid enough money from your pockets yet! !

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Live Free or Die Hard quotes

  • John McClane: [after being in a car accident] You alright?

    Matt Farrell: No, I'm not alright!

    John McClane: [gets out of the car amused] Just stay in the car. You'll be alright.

  • Matt Farrell: What are we doing?

    John McClane: It's a little thing they invented back in the sixties called 'jogging'. You're gonna love it. Come on.