Cage's super bad movie

Oliver 2022-01-26 08:10:44

Because I was writing something that I thought was more important, I spent too much energy and couldn't continue for a long time in the middle, so I decided to put my pen and watch a movie for a while. For the purpose of soothing the emotions and relaxing the spirit, and because of the test subtitles, I downloaded a "Undead Knight" as the only movie source that can be watched, so I accidentally and completely endured a double mental and psychological torment. .

Although I knew before that it was a bad film, I didn't plan to care about it with the mentality of pure entertainment. But I have to admit, maybe it's because I haven't recovered from last year's "King of War", or maybe it's because I still have a little bit of kindness in the quality of Cage's film selection. A piece of luck. But the truth is, I was completely overwhelmed by the director's grossly unimaginative plot, and I think if the director is not an idiot, then it's to prove that the audience is an idiot, obviously both. This is definitely the worst movie I've ever seen that has been changed from a comic book theme, I don't know what Cage thought when he saw the script (my god!). Could it be that if you marry a Korean waitress, your temperament has fissioned to such an incredible level? Next year's Golden Raspberry Awards, I will definitely cast a solemn vote for this film.

The plot is simple enough to be mentally retarded. It is nothing more than that the motorcycle rider played by Cage signed an agreement with the devil to sell his soul to save his father's illness and became a knight of the dead. Unfortunately, the next day, because Cage wanted to run away with his girlfriend and violated the terms of the agreement, his father was still killed by the devil. Cage, who was hit hard, left his beloved girlfriend and went on a journey alone. After a few years, he became famous and became a sensational motorcycle stunt player in the United States. The performance has been rewarded, but the life has been saved everywhere, just like the help of God. Of course, the fool knows that everything is because of the secret help of the devil. Then the old lover appeared at the right time, and the two reunited, sparking sparks.

You always have to pay back when you come out. The day of repayment has finally come. The son of the devil, I call him the new king of the devil, took Cage's girlfriend hostage and forced Cage to find the death contract. Next is Brother Cage and a group of minions of the Devil King. The fire-breathing performance of the skull and the waving of the iron chain always seem to be invincible, including the hilarious sentence: look my eyes. Anyway, every minion is a paper tiger, vulnerable in front of Brother Cage.

In addition to mental retardation, the procrastination of the plot is also another major weakness of the film. The foreshadowing in front is too long, and the tediousness of explaining the background is unbearable. The scene where Cage turns into a skeleton does not appear until the 40th minute of the film. And I seriously doubt the director's aesthetics. The actor who plays the 17-year-old young stage is quite a bit of Tom's style. Although he is not well-known, his handsome and clean face is indeed more eye-catching, at least it makes me temporarily ignore the idiot. The plot and funny dialogue. It's a pity that it was very unsatisfactory. It didn't take long for Cage's signature wrinkled bitter gourd face to appear on the screen. Not to mention the resemblance, it didn't even look like it. I keep comforting myself to be calm, no matter how mediocre the script is, a good actor will shine like gold buried in the soil, but unfortunately there is no, not at all. When Cage lowered his head, stretched out his hand, and put on a cool look as if people all over the world owed him, and the word "you!" popped out of his mouth, I was completely devastated.

Anyway, justice defeated the evil and got the application, the undead knight redeemed his soul, and the skeleton finally returned to human form. The film ends when Brother Cage and his girlfriend return to the tree full of memories of their first love, and Ou's soul is finally redeemed. If you have to find out what other attractive shots in the film, it is probably the motorcycle that also transforms and the heroine's violent figure.

However, bad films, like good films, are easy to generate the desire to write, which is better than those mediocre films that leave no impression at all. Extreme boredom and extreme brilliance also have the power to kill ideology, just like this movie, although boring, vulgar, and mentally retarded to the extreme, I still wrote so much, although it was just for venting.

From this point of view, the director seems to be successful.

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  • Hermina 2022-03-19 09:01:03

    Except for the familiar music that almost questioned Cage's vision

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