For example, if a stripper becomes the president, then everyone has a lot of beautiful desktops to download, and it's only sex, but no scandals. How wonderful.
If a comedian was president, he would say:
Politicians are like diapers, they have to be changed frequently to keep them clean.
Why don't politicians start competing with their sponsor's name on the back of their clothes, like athletes do?
I don't have a relationship with anyone, though I'd love to...
NASA spent 30 million dollars on a pen that could write in zero gravity in space, and the Russians solved it for 5 cents, pencil! It is easy to write upside down and upside down, and after drinking 5 bottles of vodka, you can still write.
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will politics still be dull?
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