Also start from a yellow joke

Dallin 2022-03-15 09:01:02

One day, a long time ago, when a plane full of passengers flew over the Sahara Desert, it crashed.
Except for a sturdy young guy, all the others were killed...
This guy was so lucky that he not only survived the disaster, but was also thrown by the plane onto the legendary desert oasis with lush vegetation!
There was clean water and environmentally friendly and pollution-free food. Fortunately, he survived.
But, it’s not enough just to eat? Confucius still told him that it was not thousands of years ago that he said "food sex"!
Obviously, what does not depend on human will is that he has other basic "needs."
(This is in line with Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory. Although physiological needs are so low-level, they are the basis of other needs, so physiological needs form the solid base of the pyramid)!
Don't pervert in silence/endurance, just become worse in silence/endurance!
In a certain year, even though the sturdy guy couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't bear it anymore: we must find a way to solve the problem, otherwise the consequences will be serious!
God, merciful lord, why not keep me a company? Instead of that, let me die. My God! Please give me a companion, live, mother, that’s all! He prayed devoutly while searching hungrily. The truth is: looking for search, deserted, miserable and miserable...
Finally, he was ecstatic to find that there was a camel grazing not far away!
Fortunately, a camel found this oasis.
Camels are also called "all beasts", because the animals in the Chinese zodiac can find their corresponding places on the camel, such as: rabbit-lipped chicken legs, lamb ears and pig belly...The
young guy said in his heart: the situation is special, so I can’t take care of it. too much! Make do with it!
So, I ran all the way (out of the service area anyway) and ran behind the camel to make a gesture, no! It's too high to reach. Crazy dizzy!
Of course the excited young guy didn't give up, he hurriedly built a small pile of sand and stood on it, just right!
Just about to go in, the camel finished eating this piece of grass and walked a few steps forward.
The boy is out of reach again... depressed!
He hurried to the back of the camel and built another pile of sand. Just after the build, the camel moved forward again!
The young man was full of enthusiasm and anxiousness...
Many days have passed, he has been in the small sand pile, but the tragedy is repeated again and again, and every time it falls short... It is
true that he has repeatedly failed! What a precious resilience (sorry, when it comes to "sex" again, I really didn't mean to stimulate this young guy)!
Finally...One day, when another plane full of passengers flew over the Sahara Desert, it accidentally crashed...
A young and beautiful woman was thrown onto an oasis by the plane...The
young man did not hesitate to rescue the beauty and treat her injuries. , Feed her food... After the
beauty recovered , she was very grateful to the young man, and said sincerely:
"Benefactor! Thank you! Thank you for saving my life! I have nothing to repay you, so let's make a request. No matter what you ask me to do, I will promise you! I will definitely satisfy you! Say it!" The
young man was overjoyed and said excitedly: "Great! Great!" He glanced at the nearby leisurely The camel gnawing on the grass, "So... please go and hold the camel, don't let it run!" I

just watched this pornographic piece, and then watched this movie, and found that they are so similar and so rich. The implication, and it is very simple, when we make the main theme movie, when can we make it like this?

View more about Click reviews

Extended Reading

Click quotes

  • Kirsten: Do you need something, Mr. Newman?

    Michael Newman: Who are you?

    Kirsten: Kirsten... your assistant?

    Michael Newman: Wha- Wha- What happen to Alice?

    Kirsten: She moved to Accounting, couldn't handle your hours.

    Kirsten: [Whispering] And she prefers to be called Allen now, remember?

    Kirsten: [points at Alice, she is now a he]

    Michael Newman: No... No! No!

  • Morty: Think about it, you've skipped a year. That's a lot of sex. That's like, thirty minutes worth for you.