Also start from a yellow joke

Dallin 2022-03-15 09:01:02

One day, a long time ago, when a plane full of passengers flew over the Sahara Desert, it crashed.
Except for a sturdy young guy, all the others were killed...
This guy was so lucky that he not only survived the disaster, but was also thrown by the plane onto the legendary desert oasis with lush vegetation!
There was clean water and environmentally friendly and pollution-free food. Fortunately, he survived.
But, it’s not enough just to eat? Confucius still told him that it was not thousands of years ago that he said "food sex"!
Obviously, what does not depend on human will is that he has other basic "needs."
(This is in line with Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory. Although physiological needs are so low-level, they are the basis of other needs, so physiological needs form the solid base of the pyramid)!
Don't pervert in silence/endurance, just become worse in silence/endurance!
In a certain year, even though the sturdy guy couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't bear it anymore: we must find a way to solve the problem, otherwise the consequences will be serious!
God, merciful lord, why not keep me a company? Instead of that, let me die. My God! Please give me a companion, live, mother, that’s all! He prayed devoutly while searching hungrily. The truth is: looking for search, deserted, miserable and miserable...
Finally, he was ecstatic to find that there was a camel grazing not far away!
Fortunately, a camel found this oasis.
Camels are also called "all beasts", because the animals in the Chinese zodiac can find their corresponding places on the camel, such as: rabbit-lipped chicken legs, lamb ears and pig belly...The
young guy said in his heart: the situation is special, so I can’t take care of it. too much! Make do with it!
So, I ran all the way (out of the service area anyway) and ran behind the camel to make a gesture, no! It's too high to reach. Crazy dizzy!
Of course the excited young guy didn't give up, he hurriedly built a small pile of sand and stood on it, just right!
Just about to go in, the camel finished eating this piece of grass and walked a few steps forward.
The boy is out of reach again... depressed!
He hurried to the back of the camel and built another pile of sand. Just after the build, the camel moved forward again!
The young man was full of enthusiasm and anxiousness...
Many days have passed, he has been in the small sand pile, but the tragedy is repeated again and again, and every time it falls short... It is
true that he has repeatedly failed! What a precious resilience (sorry, when it comes to "sex" again, I really didn't mean to stimulate this young guy)!
Finally...One day, when another plane full of passengers flew over the Sahara Desert, it accidentally crashed...
A young and beautiful woman was thrown onto an oasis by the plane...The
young man did not hesitate to rescue the beauty and treat her injuries. , Feed her food... After the
beauty recovered , she was very grateful to the young man, and said sincerely:
"Benefactor! Thank you! Thank you for saving my life! I have nothing to repay you, so let's make a request. No matter what you ask me to do, I will promise you! I will definitely satisfy you! Say it!" The
young man was overjoyed and said excitedly: "Great! Great!" He glanced at the nearby leisurely The camel gnawing on the grass, "So... please go and hold the camel, don't let it run!" I

just watched this pornographic piece, and then watched this movie, and found that they are so similar and so rich. The implication, and it is very simple, when we make the main theme movie, when can we make it like this?

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  • Christiana 2022-03-24 09:01:20

    A male employee walked to my office and said that he was going to resign. I said, don’t talk about this, you first bring me a big bucket of lubricating oil. ——This is called sexual harassment

  • Courtney 2022-03-23 09:01:20

    I really like the heroine and the male protagonist is also very good, but it feels like this movie is very similar to Jim Carrey's ace god

Click quotes

  • Donna Newman: Don't get mad at Peanut just because he found your Twinkie stash.

    Michael Newman: Who's Peanut? Where's Sundance?

    Donna Newman: [whispers] Don't mention Sundance! The kids just stopped crying.

    Michael Newman: About what? Why? What happened?

    [Donna looks at him confused, then Michael realizes that Sundance has died]

    Michael Newman: He died?

    [starts to cry]

    Michael Newman: Oh no, no, oh no, the stupid idiot and soft fur.

    Donna Newman: [to the kids] Daddy held it in so long.

    Michael Newman: He was the best dog!

    Donna Newman: And now he's letting himself feel it.

    Michael Newman: [crying] One night when the duck's head was off, he tried to hump my leg, and I didn't let him, and I should've! And I'm sorry! What an idiot.

    Donna Newman: It's okay.

  • [In the far future, Michael is confronted with kids that don't respect him anymore, a wife that has moved on without him and the breaking point - the treehouse that he had started building for the kids years ago remains unfinished]

    Michael Newman: No. No. Ten years, you're not finished yet?

    [screaming into the heavens]

    Michael Newman: Morty! Why did you do this to me?

    Morty: [suddenly appearing] You did this to yourself, Michael.

    Michael Newman: No. No, I didn't wanna waste all that time. I didn't wanna lose Donna!

    Morty: The remote goes by your behavior. Every time there was a conflict between work and home, work won!

    Michael Newman: No, not true!

    Morty: Lie to your wife! Lie to yourself. But you cannot lie to the remote. The remote is lie-proof, so you can't change what already happened. But you're still a young man. A young, fat man. You could win Donna back.

    Michael Newman: So that's what I'll do.

    Morty: Go for it, tubbs.