superman, yes, superman

Santino 2022-03-19 09:01:03

Yep, that friend who wears panties is back. Although this time, his underwear and cape have changed from the bright red of the past to the dark red of the orangutan; the S on his chest has also become embossed in accordance with the trend, and he even wears height-enhancing leather shoes.

But he is always a sharper superman than Sheriff Bresta with the eyes of an eagle, the ears of a wolf, the speed of a panther, and the strength of a bear.

He is different from humans who are possessed by spiders; he is also different from the big money that likes to invent and cosplay into bats; of course, he is also different from whoever is always wearing leather clothes and sunglasses, trapped in the digital killing network of the 21st century, and thinks he is the savior In the end, everything turned out to be a hack by programming.

Therefore, as his enemies, you are powerless, because no matter how hard you work, no matter how shameless you are, no matter how talented you are, no matter how rich, idle and brainy you are, it is useless. No hair fall out. You are always facing an insurmountable existence, an existence that surpasses human cognition, and an existence that can always end the battle within 3 minutes, so we don’t expect how exciting the fight scenes will be.

At the same time, the more pitiful truth is: maybe you are quite handsome, maybe your family is rich, maybe you are a powerful person, maybe you even have a kind of spacious and luxurious villa by the lake, maybe you can still at any time Romantically take your girlfriend on a plane ride by yourself, maybe you are gentle and considerate, and you are meticulous.

But—yes—but, no matter how hard you try and how hard you work, you can be a good person at best, that’s all.

Because you have a rival in love, and his name is Superman. He even told your girlfriend that how I feel about flying you is different from your so-called "that's not the same!"

reason? There is no reason, just because he is Superman, even if your girlfriend personally argues to you why the world doesn't need Superman, it's just annoyance for Superman to leave without saying goodbye after a night with her.

Maybe you think that you can get or change something with your 5 years of hard work, but in fact you are even helping Superman raise your son.

So you can only be Richard, you can only silently accept the reality that even her computer power-on password is Superman, so you can only personally drive her and his son to the hospital to see Superman in a coma.

(PS: By the way, this Richard has another name, called Scott. Unfortunately, it is also this year, in order to fulfill the good deeds of his lover, the naughty Qin Gray and another muscular man Wolverine, as soon as they come out, they will give Sacrifice. So the world is inherently unfair, even in the movie.)

Finally, I have to say that this movie is amazing and reminds me of many other movies.

For example, when Superman threw an entire continent into the universe irresponsibly and fell exhausted, I couldn't help thinking of the same scene in Spider-Man 2. I was afraid that the next passers-by would say the same thing, he was just a child.

And when Superman fell into a deep coma, I knew that the current Superman was Neo who was also in a deep coma in The Matrix. What he needed was not a treatment but a kiss from his lover. Sure enough, after that, Superman recovered.

And when Superman finally watched his sleeping child ramble and utter the main theme of exhortation, I clearly saw that a new and strongest X-MAN was brewing.

So let's look forward to the sequel together, for this dream that started when we were in elementary school.

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  • Douglas 2021-10-20 19:02:55

    Male and female puppets are okay

  • Dan 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    I've loved this red and blue guy since the pre-Superman era

Superman Returns quotes

  • Superman: [Screams after being savagely beaten] I'm still Superman!

  • Kitty Kowalski: [Stomps into a room and slaps Lex across the face] I was going to pretend the brakes were out. Pretend! Like we talked about!

    [Screaming]

    Kitty Kowalski: You didn't actually have to cut them!

    Lex Luthor: Well of course I did. A man can always tell when a woman is pretending... especially Superman.