Two and a half stars, at most

Celine 2022-03-22 09:01:45

"Godzilla"

Personal essay, informal film review

1. The opening is very Godzilla

2. Last time I was in Japan, this time I came to China

3. Do you still observe the radiation explosion table so closely? With kids?

4. The mother is stupid, the child is even more stupid, in the final analysis the director is stupid

5. The rhythm is too fast, and the plot begins to make me wonder if I am watching Pacific Rim

6. Decent and villain helicopters are all the same

7. I always feel like I'm forcibly adding drama to the international chapter

8. I just want to see Godzilla, everyone else stays out of the way

9. It's too funny to keep shooting at the three-headed dragon without running away

10. Godzilla was the Navy, Kidra was the Air Force, and then fought on land

11. Two monsters fight, but the human plane is flying around to grab the camera

12. Godzilla became the savior in this movie

13. Godzilla is from Japan, and the Japanese have to wake up and recharge. In that scene, Godzilla was as docile as a meow

15. I am very curious about how Godzilla floats on the water. Is the nuclear warhead its chakra? Can you walk on water full of chakra? The BGM of the appearance is the same as Naruto

16. Humans in the movie feel more durable than monsters. All kinds of radiation, storms, earthquakes, and tsunamis are useless.

17. The rain is so heavy, and the machine is still repaired with an electric iron, can you be more serious? You gotta get it in the car anyway!

18. Except for the special effects of Godzilla and monster fighting, other plots are like shit!

19. Look at the easter eggs and Zhang Ziyi's phrase "for now", do you want to build the Godzilla universe?

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Extended Reading

Godzilla: King of the Monsters quotes

  • Colonel Diane Foster: Everyone strap in. All ships - follow our lead.

  • Colonel Diane Foster: Is there another creature that might stand a chance against him?

    Dr. Ishiro Serizawa: [thoughtfully] No. Ghidorah and Gojira's rivalry was ancient and unique.

    Staff Sergeant Martinez: Right, so we killed - our best shot - at beating this thing?