This is the most embarrassing movie I've seen this year

Karson 2022-03-16 09:01:03

An embarrassing bubble pops from the top of the head from the first second, and this embarrassment lasts until the last second of the movie.

Especially in the end, when they were burning the bodies of their wives and mothers, they sang sweet my child together, and pogoed at the cremation scene, so embarrassing that I couldn't open my eyes, and they sang in a drum, great brothers. ...... God is the philosophical king of Plato's ideal country, Plato's coffin is about to be turned over, do you know that the first rule of Plato's utopia is that children don't live with their parents... Utopia and family affection are mixed and matched, Touching on the surface, it's actually a quixotic hippie...

In order to express the utopia of being far away from the hustle and bustle, a fire has to be drilled into a fire, but you are clearly lighting the lights and driving the car...

In order to express the male protagonist's art and melancholy, let him get a guitar every day, but the C chord can't be pressed...

In order to show the goodness of the children, let them run in the forest, among the grass, in the sunset, all kinds of happy, light and energetic running...

In order to show the children's all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor, they are always endorsing large paragraphs, memorizing famous quotes, memorizing quantum mechanics, advanced medical philosophy, and discussing fascism...

In order to show that the male protagonist is strict with the baby, the family climbs unprotected in the wild on a rainy day, and the baby has a broken hand and shouts for the baby to insist, and if the meow falls, he will die and insist on a hammer...

There are also embarrassing scenes, in order to express the emotions of the characters, all kinds of face shots, big and small actors put their facial features twitching and sad...

As long as the director is willing to be a little restrained in the plot, soundtrack, and shots, this movie will be interesting. However, the director was unwilling to leave blank space and leave room for the audience to think. He regarded the audience as a sewer, and he would proudly burn all his thoughts to ashes and flush them down the toilet to us...

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Extended Reading
  • Rowan 2021-11-22 18:54:15

    A bird appeared unsuspectingly.

  • Evelyn 2022-03-22 09:01:33

    Completely unable to agree, the sick father brainwashed his children with what he thought was a utopian idea. His younger sister's family took frequent baths. He said that it was actually a "gas chamber" and that the "free food mission" was to go to the supermarket to steal things. Do you have the money to treat your daughter when she falls off the roof? . .

Captain Fantastic quotes

  • Bo: We're just back in the states because of my dad's sabbatical. He's writing a book on Dr. Spock.

    Claire: Oh, I love Star Trek.

  • Ellen: [intercepting Bo & Claire on their way to a tryst] It's almost midnight. I sincerely hope you two lovebirds haven't been doing what I think you've been doing.

    Bo: [talking rapidly] I know what you think. But I know that your daughter has taught me many things just now. She has broadened my mind, she has helped me grow. When we just kissed for the first time just then, it... The endorphins that your daughter sent through my body were like dolphins swimming through my bloodstream. The way she has opened me up, she has penetrated deep inside of me, and I know that I have penetrated deep, deep inside of your daughter. And... but not-not like that. I would love to when... When it's necessary for... I, I want kids someday. Not right now, of course.

    Bo: [turning to speechless Claire] But when you're ready, when I'm ready, because I think this should be a shared decision. This is a decision that we should make together. But when you are ready, I will be ready. I am ready for you, if you will have me... Claire... What's your last name?