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The sun is hot, the anger is very strong, and you are still unable to write for the paper, or your girlfriend keeps knocking on you, saying that her sister is going to commit suicide, or you just want to find a place to have a deep understanding with a strange girl, but you Your bestie's girlfriend keeps getting in the way, or are you a girl who thinks your boyfriend can't handle your housework? You're in luck now, because the 90-year Midsummer Festival is taking place in Helga, and that's exactly what you need.
Located in Helga, a paradise in Denmark, the people live simple, happy, lively, and active. To get here in the United States, you can take a plane and then transfer to a car. Since the journey takes several hours, it is recommended to travel with you. There is motion sickness in the process. Those who are used to it, please bring motion sickness medicine, otherwise you may feel the world spinning in such a vast and empty plain, and even the world will turn upside down, and you will see the vehicle sucked on the top and the bottom is empty. Symptoms, you can try to chat with your boyfriend's friends, but he may talk about his deep understanding plan with European girls, at this time you can try to rest, after all, it's a long way to go, and then you have to walk.
After the long drive, you will see a vast grassland. At this time, you may see other tourists coming. You can chat with the friends of the boyfriend you just met, but please don't take the food provided by others. of cannabis or mushroom soup, especially if you may have related discomforts, such as panic attacks caused by bereavement six months ago, if you still insist on using these drugs, please inform your friends in advance (even these people In fact, I am familiar with your boyfriend) You may run around because of this, if unfortunately you start to run around, wandering in this peaceful and peaceful grassland and unable to extricate yourself, please do not walk into the toilet without any lighting. , after all, although everyone is nice, including these Swedes who make delicious meatballs and colorful furniture, no one wants to help a girl who fell into a shit hole because of her lack of energy, not to mention that there may be some people who are used to The local people who rely on the low light to read the newspaper in the toilet, even if they really want to go in, it is better to knock on the door, otherwise people will be scary, and it will be bad to scare people to death.
If you are separated from your friends due to some reasons, and because the related medicines are missing, please don't run towards the forest, please run towards the plain, even if you faint, someone will take you to your friend's side , In particular, although there is no night here, the forest is still full of all kinds of precious animals and plants. It would be bad if you accidentally scare them. Please maintain the most basic respect so that you can go out happily and go home safely.
After a good night's sleep, bathed in phytoncide and the fragrance of birds and flowers, after passing through a lush forest, you will see a yellow wooden gate that blooms like a wreath, congratulations, you have come to Helga, the residents of Helga will wear Midsummer traditional costumes welcome you. The local traditional costumes are white smocks for both men and women. This is to celebrate the greatness of nature's male and female, and to let the beautiful sunshine of Helga shine on the beautiful white shirts, which are hand-sewn. At the same time, it will not be sold to the outside world. Only you who participate in the event in person can get it and enjoy the beauty of handmade fabrics rubbing against your skin. At the same time, we will greet you with a beautiful wreath and offer cranberries as a small snack. These small The red berries are organically grown by local residents, and artificially harvested to ensure the best taste when you put them in your mouth. We also sincerely invite you to join the farm life in Helga and experience the beauty of being one with nature under the sun (please Note that because Helga's philosophy is to live in harmony with nature, we have not set up mobile toilets produced under industrial processes. Please feel free to liberate at the edge of the forest or wilderness, but please don't be next to the huge fallen tree. Liberation, because this tree is the tree that connects us to all our ancestors, and peeing on it is equivalent to peeing on our ancestors, and we've excluded a disrespectful American tourist for this.) And stay away from the dreaded web, of course You can watch Big Spy with our kids, we still have TV here.
At present, the green Helga Park is divided into several major areas, namely the kitchen area, the literature room, the co-living area, the warehouse area, the temple area, the picnic area, the sacrifice area, and the elders' administrative area. For the Midsummer Festival celebration, most of us will be in the three areas of co-living area, picnic area, sacrifice area, and the grass in between, so that you who are used to urban life can have the most natural experience, especially when we know You live in a city where you are under a lot of pressure and no one to talk to. We will arrange a local trained professional staff to take you to "see something" one-on-one. I believe that this one-on-one time will definitely allow you to remove excess impurities from your body. Re-look at this beautiful world with the purest soul and the most blooming vision. In the picnic area, we will prepare the most local and organic ingredients, including freshly picked vegetables and freshly chopped meat (if flies are found flying around the meat, it is purely due to the heat, so how can you cook it? insects flying around) and the most special special fruit drink, guaranteed to keep you energized. (Please note that it is a normal reaction if you find a vibrant state after drinking, which is a sign of your body's successful detoxification and restoration of vitality.) If you eat female pubic hair in the meat tower (not necessarily female, How the hell does a hair know who it belongs to?) Please don't clock in and report our dining hygiene as it's part of the local culture and congratulations as it means there are local women who are eager to go further with you The best part is that it doesn't mean you have to get married, at Helga we raise our babies together and we are one family regardless of each other.
In the co-living area, you can enjoy Helga's extremely beautiful hand-painted murals in all aspects. These hand-painted murals record Helga's culture and history, and are also our proud life philosophy, including How people are abandoned into this world, and how to gain the lost paradise in Haierjia, and a touching love story between women and girls, the concept of love here in Haierjia is not as conservative and closed as Christianity (the cross is not a Christian patent). It is the experience of the liberation of spirit and flesh and collective life, so there is no compartment in the co-living area, you can try to talk with the people around you and regain the beauty of interpersonal relationships in rural life.
As for the sacrificial area, due to the previous impolite American tourists, we must reaffirm our noble cultural tradition. The life of the inhabitants of Helga has four periods, namely spring from 0 to 18, summer from 18 to 36, and 36 In the autumn of ~54 and the winter of 54-72, when a resident reaches the age of 54-72, he will be qualified to serve as an elder, and when he reaches the age of 72, we will perform a ritual to give his life to the end of the life. Harvest" and sacrifice it to the gods. Regarding death, Helga's values are to regard it as a part of life. We don't want to let life linger on the corruption, just like the outside world is devoted to medical beauty and elderly care, and it is embarrassing to fail in the end. Exit the stage, but turn it into the most abundant sacrifice before it stinks. We never force or deceive our elders into self-sacrifice. On the contrary, it is their self-chosen path of glory , when they fall from the cliff, their flesh will disintegrate, their soul will soar, their name will be given to the newborn, this is not the end, but a beautiful garland of cycles, if the elders do not die in the process , we will have professional and persistent staff to correct this unfortunate mistake.
We hope that even outsiders can close their arrogant mouths and experience the beauty of life together, because a few American tourists came to participate in the past few days, but they couldn't accept it, and even tried to disrupt the ceremony. Regrettable acts of cultural hegemony, we have tried to explain to them, but they still hold prejudice, we have to send them away in sadness, may they go to a better place.
One of the highlights of the Helga Midsummer Festival is the May Queen's Ball. This is a dance for girls. We will follow the tradition and fight the devil with dance, even if we dance to madness, because only we can dance to the last Only people can become the only Queen of May. This event is open to the public. As long as you have confidence in your endurance, you are welcome to compete for the seat of Queen of May. If you succeed in winning the competition, you can not only become us in the true sense family (for Helga, family means sharing emotions without barriers) also get several privileges that come with greatness, including being the host of the table, while eating and playing with our delicious pickled herring. (Please pinch your nose and swallow it whole) The other contestants will put you in a carriage and follow you around Helga in the ceremony of blessing the land. After that, you can choose one sacrifice from the crowd, and we will make it with the other eight sacrifices (please rest assured, the eight sacrifices are all voluntary or our homemade scarecrow dolls, all hand-sewn.) Juxtaposed in our yellow sanctuary, and at the same time ushering in the climax of Midsummer, we will, together with the yellow sanctuary, sacrifice offerings to the gods in the form of fire, and at the same time win the next year's harvest, in the process of May Queen and For other sacrifices, we will have special costumes. Although they are not necessarily conducive to movement, they are quite beautiful and show the vigorous vitality of different types.
After all this journey of cleansing of body and soul, we sincerely welcome you to come again next time, or you can choose to stay, settled or buried, and we will see you in ninety years.
ps. Over the past few days we have also discovered that several American tourists have broken into the archives and warehouse areas and have stolen one of our hundreds of Bibles (all written by our angels who shed pure blood). , in the way of disciplined emotions and musical scores, roll after roll, person after person, we believe that only the angels born through inbreeding can hear and see the world that ordinary and boring ordinary people like us cannot see.) So although It looks like messy graffiti, but it is actually our important cultural asset, and the warehouse area is placing the related offerings we prepared for the festival. As exquisite handmade items, it is very easy to damage. Break into these two places.
ps2. If you hear a cappella-style vocal chorus from the literature room when you are idling in the park, it means that we are preparing for the next season’s harvest. At the same time, based on our traditional cultural regulations, we cannot use clothes in the area when practicing singing. Separate yourself from the world, please do not approach or peep at the activities of this room, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.
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