Every good King Kong has a hat to wear

Tobin 2022-03-19 09:01:02


Recently, blockbuster movies have followed one after another, which has greatly enriched the amateur cultural life of ordinary people. One of the films is called "King Kong", which is even more popular among women and children. For a while, it became a hot topic after dinner.

Out of curiosity, I couldn't help but watch the film. I suggest that you don’t stay at home and watch the gun version downloaded on BT, like this kind of old capitalist country’s entertainment blockbuster, you should go to the private and the masses to watch it together. One is for effect, and the other is for fun. It’s not as good as the others.

But this film is not fun, but it is said to be tear-inducing. I heard from a friend that the theater scene was full of oceans, crying, the scene was so spectacular, even the beasts in costumes would shed tears when they watched "King Kong". I didn’t take it seriously. It’s normal for beasts to cry and beasts. That’s the same thing as "the villager sees the villager with tears in his eyes".

After watching "King Kong", I couldn't help standing on the opposite side of the people. The beasts believed that this was a low-profile film that had nothing to do with love and was tainted with obscenity.

In fact, I’m very glad that I didn’t go to the theater to watch the film. It’s not because I felt sorry for the dozens of people’s coins, but because the moment King Kong fell on top of the Empire State Building, I felt that I would not be able to help but cheer: You Uncle's, finally dead.

Wang Xiaobo said it well: Living well at home, what's wrong, must go to the cinema to die...

I think he is talking about my incomprehensible and romantic savage.

On the Internet, other savages made unreliable comments on the film. For example, I saw a girl who said that she checked the entire film and did not see the first sexual characteristics of King Kong, and then thought that King Kong is actually one. Girl, the highlight of the film is that "a black woman and a white woman staged an interracial and transoceanic homosexual love half of the world."

This girl doesn’t know anything. In fact, the average length of the gorilla’s words is one-fourth of the average length of the human’s words, and the erection is only 3.4 cm. That is to say, a normal gorilla is enlarged by 20 times. The length of its words is less than 70 centimeters, plus the thick body hair, even if it is erect, it is not easy to see, not to mention the fact that King Kong and his family are still in the ice and snow, and it is normal to collect the sun and enter the abdomen.

What a bullshit is bullshit. Objectively speaking, according to the standards of entertainment films, "King Kong" is a very good-looking movie. This good-looking refers to the visual effects. After all, it was cut out by hundreds of millions of dollars. Many people compare the special effects of "King Kong" with the special effects of "The Promise". I think it is unfair to criticize how bad the latter is. These people should be asked to chase after three rounds. Let them know what is meant by comparability approaching zero infinitely.

I think another good thing about "King Kong" is that there are no bad guys in the film. Everyone is asking for life. Each has its own abacus. The film does not have any tendency. It does not intend to promote or worry about criticism. It is just in one. Narrative from the perspective of the observer makes me feel more comfortable.

In fact, the whole film is the director leading everyone to watch the excitement. We often see conflicts caused by small traffic accidents in the streets and alleys. The intensity of the conflict is directly proportional to the number of onlookers. You can imagine how fascinating it is to fist and fist between a man who looks like an ape and a woman who looks like a dinosaur. Now you can see the enlarged version of Hollywood for dozens of dollars. The heart is hurt by mistake, how pleasant it is, and it makes sense that "King Kong" will be popular.

However, the fact is that most people who like the film think that this is a film that refreshes the soul, cultivates the sentiment, and moves the heart to tears. I heard that there is a man who took his girlfriend out of the theater and wanted to rush over and overturned the car when he saw the car. It's really making people laugh and find teeth.

Some people say that "King Kong" is about human and animal love, a love that transcends everything, while some people say that it is not love. King Kong's attitude towards the heroine is equivalent to a child's attitude towards toys. I don't know why. Whenever I hear people discuss these things, I think the director of the film is quite a chicken thief. The film is far-fetched and ambiguous from beginning to end. The public is justified, the mother-in-law is right, and whoever loves it is just right if the box office is good anyway.

Tell me why I don’t like the movie "King Kong".

The film reveals American cultural discrimination. The natives on the island are like Indians, and the black and yellow people who go on the adventure together have no good end. The beauties that the indigenous people gave to King Kong before were all turned into bones, and only white women stood out, who could sing, dance and perform acrobatics. Don't feel too good about yourself.

The film makes use of the audience's ambiguous viewing mentality. From the moment the heroine was arrested by the natives, she has shown herself in a glorious image that is disheveled and beaten to death. A short tight-fitting pajama is called a sturdy one. The orangutan grabs the bite of the dinosaur and lets you toss in the wind and waves. You don’t even have a hole. If the U.S. Army used this material to make military uniforms, the number of casualties in Iraq would have to be reduced. Half of it.

The plot advances illogically, and the heroine is obviously not a normal human being. A gorilla living on an isolated island saw a lively little doll and couldn’t put it down. I can understand that when its toy was about to be eaten by other animals, it was angry and killed it. acceptable. The question is how could the beauty who was tied up and thrown into the mountains while dreaming would be reluctant to give up on a monster who robbed the people of the country as a disaster. Wearing so little clothes, barefoot, and freezing to death on the snow-capped mountain at sunrise is a miracle. She still has the energy to teach orangutans to speak English. BIU kicked the Buddha, BIU, you old wood, BIU, are you not cold eldest sister?

Among the people who wept after watching this film, is there anyone crying for the people who were mutilated by the gorillas? I believe it is not. I heard that the moment the gorilla shot down the plane, there were still people applauding. These people are too abnormal. The pilots also sacrificed to protect the people’s personal and property safety. Why don’t you know what’s good or bad? Do you just love watching gorillas flying planes? ?

The gorilla satisfies the destructive desire of some viewers. Think about those heinous crimes, let alone a gorilla, even the deputies of the National People's Congress have been shot on the spot long ago. Shouldn't they be killed? You are still crying after you finally beat them to death. Did you use bananas for movie tickets?

The placement of some bridge sections is also relatively blunt. Chasing cars purely for climbing stairs, climbing stairs purely for falling to death. It's as annoying as you squeak when you make a joke. Love is not so provocative.

It is believed that the slow motion of the last orangutan falling from the building will instantly turn the theater into the farewell hall of the crematorium. That shot reminded me of the last scene of "Titanic" where Jack slowly sinks into the bottom of the sea, exactly the same. The difference is that the orangutan couldn't cry the audience in fluent English before falling down the building, so he had to dig out the foreshadowing that the director had buried in front of him, and said in a low voice: BIU kicked the Buddha.

In fact, this guy definitely didn't know what BIU meant by kicking Buddha. Maybe he might think it was an swear word. With the quality of an ape, it's normal to get beaten and curse.

The fat director in the last film said that beauty killed the beast. I think the beast is actually killed by money. The audience needs to shed tears and spend money to buy a chance to shed tears. King Kong is bound to die. In fact, the audience just spends money to see how it died, and knew it was going to die from the beginning. The pitiful thing about King Kong is that it has been put on a lot of hats by the audience self-righteously. Wearing two hats to death his uncle, King Kong didn't even save his life in the end.

Speaking of this, I suddenly wanted to read a section of the Diamond Sutra to the girl, but unfortunately I won't.

I believe that quite a few people feel very good about themselves after crying, that they are very kind and romantic. When I think of this, I sincerely think that stupid people are really stupid.

Finally, I would like to suggest that when watching a movie, be less wishful thinking, buckle a few hats, or even buckle it on your head. Believe me, more often, it's unsightly.

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Extended Reading

King Kong quotes

  • Carl Denham: [running from the stampeding long necks while carrying his camera] RUN JACK!

  • Carl Denham: He was a king in the world he knew. But he comes to you now a captive. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Kong the 8th wonder of the world!