Report to Universal Pictures, this screenwriter and director is a ghost, and I am confident that the next film will be better than him.

Micaela 2022-03-15 09:01:03

The Marvel Universe has grown healthily, and the DC Universe has suffered many disasters. This dark monster universe was directly strangled to death by a mummy.

This screenwriter and director is definitely an insider, otherwise he can make this film? The story is not perfect, how did he graduate, such a good resource is so rotten?

I originally liked things like werewolves and vampires, and now the entire monster universe was directly lifted by a tattoo advertisement girl. speechless.

It is better to find a few elementary school students to sit together and open their minds than this script. The only impression of the whole movie is this shape. Your script is sorry for the makeup artist and the special effects artist. Sorry for the lunch box.

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  • Keenan 2021-11-24 08:01:24

    A movie from the 1990s that has just been dug out of the soil. If you were born 2000 years ago, no matter the plot, characters, jokes or even scares in this movie, you have already seen it in the last century.

  • Marta 2022-03-22 09:01:32

    The female mummy boss, you can't beat your blind dick with your eyes closed, and it won't be worse than "Tomb Notes", right? But Nima! In the end, he was really dumped 100,000 streets by "Tomb Raider"! You said that you tried so hard to summon the devil, but your choice was to sneak in in the middle of the night and wipe your neck. In the words of Sun Honglei: Give you a chance, you are useless! Also, this is definitely the worst shit in Ah Tang's career, no one.

The Mummy quotes

  • Title Card: Death is but the doorway to new life. We live today, we shall live again. In many forms shall we return. -Egyptian Prayer of Resurrection

  • [first lines]

    Cross Rail Worker: [having just broken through with their drill] What the hell is this?

    Construction Worker: I don't know.

    Cross Rail Worker: [stepping inside] Whoa! Bloody hell!

    Reporter: The Crossrail is the biggest construction project in Europe, carving 26 miles of new commuter train tunnels beneath the surface of London. But today, an ancient tomb filled with the coffins of Crusader knights...

    Archaeologist: People don't realize that London is a giant graveland. A modern city built on centuries of death.

    Reporter: Because of the proximity to the Thames, half the space is flooded. Is that right?