To put it bluntly, it is a story of Cinderella's counterattack.

Lorena 2022-09-23 07:48:54

Vanya has always had low self-esteem, because her siblings are not normal people.

Her mother is not a biological mother, her father is not a biological father, the housekeeper is an orangutan, and the place where she lives is called Umbrella Academy.

Among the seven children, Vanya is the most inconspicuous one, because everyone else has super powers. His father organized them to sweep away evil, packaged them and made them famous in the arena.

They have their own exclusive dolls and exclusive comics. They have been bathed in the spotlight since childhood, and every time they go out, they must be followed by a large number of fans. As an ordinary person, Vanya was neglected by everyone, intentionally or unintentionally.

In this abnormal family, the normal person is the abnormal one. Her status is equivalent to the scumbag in the Xueba group. No matter how hard she works, she still can't keep up with everyone's footsteps.

It is conceivable that Vanya had a very unpleasant childhood, and when she became an adult, she left the house without looking back.

The adult world is just as cruel. In the unit, Vanya is still a dispensable little transparency.

How transparent is it? A very vivid example is given in the play: as a member of the team, Vanya was late for half an hour and the leader didn't notice it, and it had no impact on the work.

If it were you and me, I might be happy in my heart, but Vanya is an artist, and it has no influence, which means her failure.

According to the theory of psychology: all unhappiness in life can be attributed to unhappy childhood. Vanya was no exception, so she published an autobiography against her family.

This kind of feud with superpowers as the background was very popular once it was launched, and the relationship between her and her family also dropped to freezing point. It was not until his father's funeral many years later that Vanya stepped into the house again.

The past is not as good as smoke, and the scene of family reunion is definitely not harmonious. At this moment, the superpower team has long since been disbanded, and everyone's life is unsatisfactory. Seeing this, Vanya is relieved, and she is ready to put down her body and reconcile with everyone.

During the awkward chat, with the special effect of fifty cents, the fifth brother who had been missing for many years suddenly appeared.

The fifth brother's superpower is to travel through time and space. His brothers and sisters are all old, but he is still a young man like a grandma in the Tianshan Mountains.

This is not important, what is important is that he brought an amazing news: the world will be destroyed in eight days, and everyone will be spared. In order to survive, everyone had to put aside their prejudices and work together to overcome the difficulties. So the nightmare reappeared, and Vanya, who had no superpowers, was once again excluded from the small group.

Will she be disheartened from now on? No, no, the show has just begun. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the opportunity has come, and the moment of Cinderella's counterattack is coming.

There is no problem with the script, the problem lies with the actors. Everyone knows that: as the biggest brand in the crew, Ellen Page will never play Luye.

Her appearance had the effect of spoiling in advance, and the foreshadowing that the screenwriter had worked so hard to lay down was basically useless.

It might be better if it was played by another person, and honestly, I don't understand why Ellen Page would take on such a role: tasteless words, ugly face, cold nature, and worrying IQ.

The character design is quite unpleasant, and Ellen Page's interpretation also has a big problem. She has no makeup, her plain face is facing the sky, she has a five-short figure, but she has to wear a fat shirt, which is simply exposing her shortness.

Did she have any misunderstanding of "ordinary people"? Although Vanya doesn't have superpowers, she is a woman, and everyone has a love for beauty. A woman, an ordinary woman who yearns for love, will never be so sloppy and sloppy.

She doesn't pay attention to her dress, and her manners are also very problematic. In the play, she always hunches her back and shrinks her hands and feet, almost like an eggplant that has been beaten by Qiu Shuang. Come on, Vanya is a violinist who often has to perform on stage. She acts so vulgarly, does she think the conductor and the audience are blind?

It's hard to imagine that one day I'll use "sleazy" to describe a woman who is still an actress I used to like.

Back then, when he played "Juno", Ellen Page was so aura! He received rave reviews and was regarded as a promising future star. Unexpectedly, after getting older, everyone will disappear, step by step from pearls to fish eyeballs, just like a Hollywood version of Fang Zhongyong.

Cinderella in the play can counterattack, but what about Ellen Page in reality? I can only wish her good luck, anyway, this "Umbrella Academy" can't be counted on.

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